Wow, looks like he spent 48 hours in a dryer.

All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back...

Nick Nolte as Jim Ignatowski in Taxi the Movie...

Hey! He looks just like the lady next door!

Hell even Trafficant was allowed to wear a rug for his mutt shot

He never looked better!

Beautiful.

sweet jeebus!

What's so funny?

Considering how old he's getting, I was expecting a much uglier mug shot. Face isn't too bad, but he's got to burn that shirt!

I bet in the history of the question "who's your favorite actor?" nobody has ever answered Nick Nolte.

...AND STAY OUT OF MY BEACH COMMUNITY!

Yes, I think that's a safe bet, Crackpot.

He's too sexy for his shirt.

"What a putz"

that'd be Gunn refering to Nolte. :)

Dude, Nick Nolte is like really damn old, 61?!?!?!

"Nick, have you two met?"

So sometimes life DOES imitate art?

Kinda reminds me of him in 48 hours. Drunk, pissed off, and driving like an ass (although not quite as scraggly).

thanks for that. nick nolte's ugly mug just made my day.

12:40 PM and he was already drunk? I miss college...

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000035Z3J.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

hey bud, let's party!

"88 miles per hour, Marty!"

Sheesh, I thought I was havin' a bad hair day!!!

Why couldn't he have looked like that in Blue Chips? Or was that Gary Busey, I get the two mixed up... sheesh.

"Down and Out In Beverly Hills" indeed.

Coke and rum.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Drooling... lol!

That shirt does gotta go. My bet says he was still up from the night before, and there has to be drugs involved for him to decide "Maaaan, this shirt has so many COLORS! I gotsta wear it while i take the Cedes out for a spin. We need more smokes!"

Oh and your a rich fark, get a handler for crissakes. I remember seeing who was it, yeah whoopie goldberg roll up on my craps table in vegas and she had like three handlers. after she threw down a couple of grand and dumped out the 7 on the next roll, her handlers had the courtesy to start to walk away, thereby influencing ms. too much money to walk with them. get a handler nick0.

Hey. who is Nick Nolte?

I have a couple of mug shots out there somewhere that probably aren't too flattering. I am certain, though, that I never looked that farking bad.

because he wasn't caught pounding his pud at a dade cty porno palace, this will probably only enhance his career, which recently has been in re-ascension on the art film circuit.

I think he has been charged for bad taste in shirts also.

must be a Bengals fan.
Thats what I looked like sunday too.

Sweet freaking Cthulhu on a unicycle, there is a lot of ugly going on in this here thread.

The next Photoshop cliche?

Lowenstein...Lowenstein...

Mr. Bungles forgot to bring his comb to school this morning.

Wldncrzy14: that is possibly the most frightening thing I've seen this week. Thank you.

All threads need to have voting enabled. SuburbanCowboy would have mine.

A little Dapper Dan and Gary Busey's fish comb will fix those frizzies.

Hair by Cuisinart

Wldncrzy14

Your link was farked up, man. There's supposed to be a picture of a room, and the caption, "what's wrong with this picture", and about a minute later that image pops up.

Ok, call me crazy, but I like the hair and the shirt... :)

Hmmm. This could be good for his career. Don't all Hollywood losers get at least one pity job after rehab ? Aren't the writers of 'Friends' all out of inter-cast copulations to explore ? They could use some fresh old meat.

all this could have been prevented if they had just given him the damn oscar for Affliction.