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(CBS Sacramento) Scary Ever heard of Hello Kitty? Meet her evil twin, Goodbye Kitty   (cbs13.com) divider line 162
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SheaSHU 2007-07-25 05:26:41 PM  
I lol'ed, but I'd throw that cat out of the room if it came near me.

 
Julieahni [TotalFark] 2007-07-25 05:28:41 PM  
Aww. Little death kitty.

 
IThrowPooh 2007-07-25 05:40:06 PM  
Nice one, Smitty!

 
SheaSHU 2007-07-25 05:42:47 PM  
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Brodan [TotalFark] 2007-07-25 05:47:53 PM  
I thought they only did that to babies.

 
PunkRockLawyer 2007-07-25 05:55:39 PM  
OK, a thought just occurred to me. You know how there've been those articles recently about how toxoplasma infection causes mice to lose their fear of cats, and it might also be implicated in human disorders like schizophrenia? And there's a not-fully-understood relationship between schizophrenia and parkinson's?

Maybe a toxoplasma infection causes the victim to secrete a certain cat-attracting smell when they're near death -- this would make them (in the case of mice) more likely to get eaten by cats. And people with Parkinson's (maybe) are more likely to have a toxoplasma infection. Hence when near death they attract cats.

Total speculation but just wanted to throw the idea out there.

 
Chlamydia 2007-07-25 06:38:42 PM  
OMGZ! It eats souls!

 
strangeguitar 2007-07-25 06:40:50 PM  
That's where they get their other "lives" from.

 
Donald_McRonald 2007-07-25 06:46:45 PM  
I can't believe the nursing home hasn't caught onto the fact that this cat is stealing people's breath.

 
Fahkinell 2007-07-25 06:51:01 PM  
Wouldn't it be great if the cause of death for all these people was "allergic reaction"?

/Afraid of calling it ironic
//Irony police is always watching

 
Trielli [TotalFark] 2007-07-25 06:52:27 PM  
From TFA:
She was convinced of Oscar's talent when he made his 13th correct call

Oooooooo...

 
nakmg12 2007-07-25 06:53:08 PM  
This one is the best headline for this story... Props to subby...

 
kshilcutt [TotalFark] 2007-07-25 06:53:17 PM  
That was far superior to my lameass headline.

+1, subby

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2007-07-25 06:53:34 PM  
Bubba-Ho-Tep has been reincarnated as a cat.

 
HurricaneMikey 2007-07-25 06:54:27 PM  
I want more LOLCats pictures here, people.

/no photoshop skillz
//derive my enjoyment from Farkers with skillz

 
floored_by_stupidity 2007-07-25 06:54:37 PM  
i2.photobucket.com

 
gorgor 2007-07-25 06:54:54 PM  
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HalcyonGoddess 2007-07-25 06:55:01 PM  
**cue spooky music**

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kshilcutt [TotalFark] 2007-07-25 06:55:15 PM  
Littermates?

i78.photobucket.com

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EmmaLou 2007-07-25 06:55:32 PM  
LoL. I just read this story on CNN and was wondering what kind of headline would go with this one. This far exceeded my expectations!

 
thelunatick 2007-07-25 06:55:40 PM  
You beat me to it floored_by_stupidity

 
Madman drummers bummers 2007-07-25 06:55:45 PM  
I can has ur last breth? kthxbai!

 
Ghastly [TotalFark] 2007-07-25 06:56:01 PM  

 
dogboy360 2007-07-25 06:56:38 PM  
aren't cats thought to be the guardians of the dead in Egyptian lore?

 
kpottruff [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-07-25 06:57:49 PM  
Dang you beat me to it...

My headline was, "This ain't no lolcat and this isn't Caturday!".

Oh well let us revel in the glory of murderous kitties.

 
SoonToBeBannedOnACF 2007-07-25 06:59:08 PM  
im frankly stunned that they havent been sued at least a dozen time...

 
shogun 2007-07-25 06:59:35 PM  
shogun.smugmug.com

 
Twilightzero [TotalFark] 2007-07-25 07:00:33 PM  
This isn't the only deathcat by any means. In a hospice run by the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, MN they have a cat who does the same thing. Still kinda creepy but I guess having something warm & fuzzy next to you when you die is comforting in a strange way ;)

I still love the "tonight I dine on human flesh" one though...

 
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears 2007-07-25 07:00:57 PM  
Revenge for the masturbatory days of their youth?

I think so.

 
Greywar 2007-07-25 07:01:40 PM  
Its not being nice, its just freaking hungry and wants some freshly killed meat.

 
BobtheFascist [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-07-25 07:01:42 PM  
They say cats tend to gravitate toward people that don't like them too. Little bastard is probably getting them back for hating him.

 
bhcompy 2007-07-25 07:01:48 PM  
Sounds like Bubba Hotep infested a cat!

 
CaffietineFiend [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-07-25 07:01:59 PM  
image.hotdog.hu

 
methinks 2007-07-25 07:02:28 PM  
kind of low on the pussy references?

i would call that a sensitive pussy.

 
methinks 2007-07-25 07:03:49 PM  
approves.

content.answers.com

 
feffer 2007-07-25 07:04:42 PM  
FTA: it's also possible his behavior could be driven by self-centered pleasures like a heated blanket placed on a dying person

Oscar needs a Callous Cat pic.

 
my first choice was way the hell to long 2007-07-25 07:06:48 PM  
Yeah, I'll admit that this headline was defiantly better than mine. But I'm still Pized off that my very first link I've submitted was denied.

 
mmm... pancake 2007-07-25 07:07:07 PM  
They have nothing on my Couldn't Care Less BearsTM

 
SpiderQueenDemon 2007-07-25 07:07:27 PM  
I'm probably the only one, but I found that kind of touching in a sort of 'Dead Like Me' Post-It note sort of way. From the article, it seems that this cat provides families with a way of knowing when their loved one's pain is nearly over. I like to think that there will be a catly angel of death when I'm an old lady and heading out.

-Of course, it's more likely that there will be ninety of them as I go down in a hail of police bullets defending my fuzzy minions with my tabby-striped AK.

Yeah. Purr.

 
Captain Fashion 2007-07-25 07:07:50 PM  
In the town I where I went to college there was a dog that did the exact same thing.

Now if only we could get these prophetic animals to tell us something useful, like lottery numbers....

 
Ex-Republican 2007-07-25 07:09:04 PM  
Fahkinell: Wouldn't it be great if the cause of death for all these people was "allergic reaction"?

/Afraid of calling it ironic
//Irony police is always watching


If you use the word correctly, there's nothing to fear citizen.

 
mtylerjr 2007-07-25 07:10:51 PM  
FTFA: "it's also possible his behavior could be driven by self-centered pleasures like a heated blanket placed on a dying person, Dodman said."

No, that would be far too rational - and would pay for THAT story?

 
Ex-Republican 2007-07-25 07:11:37 PM  
methinks: approves.

You know what? I bet she used to be hot.

 
unfurth 2007-07-25 07:13:06 PM  
NEDM?

 
farbles 2007-07-25 07:13:49 PM  
You win.

SpiderQueenDemon: I'm probably the only one, but I found that kind of touching in a sort of 'Dead Like Me' Post-It note sort of way. From the article, it seems that this cat provides families with a way of knowing when their loved one's pain is nearly over. I like to think that there will be a catly angel of death when I'm an old lady and heading out.

-Of course, it's more likely that there will be ninety of them as I go down in a hail of police bullets defending my fuzzy minions with my tabby-striped AK.

Yeah. Purr.

 
citygirlsf 2007-07-25 07:14:40 PM  
methinks owes me the proverbial new keyboard.

 
MyNameIsMofuga 2007-07-25 07:14:51 PM  
Cat has the plague

 
le mew [TotalFark] 2007-07-25 07:15:17 PM  
The 2-year-old feline was adopted as a kitten and grew up in a third-floor dementia unit

If I grew up in a third-floor dementia unit, I'd be a little farked up too.

 
squidgod2000 2007-07-25 07:18:34 PM  
dude, thats pretty farkin creepy right there...

 
preshrink 2007-07-25 07:19:11 PM  
I know it's a little different, but there are dogs that can be trained to predict seizures. Maybe a cat predicting death isn't so weird. One of our cats ran under the house a couple hours before an earthquake, yowled until it happened and came out after like nothing was wrong. They probably pick up on physical things we're not sensitive enough to notice.

aphexcoil
Can I get that without the death part?

 
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