Hooray for pattern recognition

/ and the Boobies!

blue slate shoes?

I can't decide which Elvis it is: thin 50s Elvis or fat 70s Elvis.

He obviously must be the messiah.

All hail Elvis!

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/am I doing it right?

They're selling it?

How's it doing on the Rock Market?

/sorry, dilaudid is kicking in

"She found it last summer while buying rocks."

I knew I forgot to do something this weekend.

Hooray for boobies, indeed.

On a completely unrelated note, don't you find people who brag about being the Weeners on a thread rather pedestrian?

Elvis is everywhere.

Looks more like dracula to me.

Kinda looks like Andy Jackson to me...

offacue

Elvis is everywhere.

Elvis eats boats.

You truly are the king of Rock n' Roll.

It's uncanny*.

*If "uncanny" means "not even close"

FTA: The Alexanders have decided to sell the rock and donate 10 percent to one of Presley's foundations.

well, looks like the foundation will receive 10 percent of didilly-squat. Who the hell will spend any amount of money on this?

/collectors and nutjobs, I know

It's a streetlight.

I wonder if Paul McLeod knows about this.

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/MSHOLgracelandtoo.html
An absolute strange and fascinating man.
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ermacdotorg: blue slate shoes?

FTW

"I found it when I was a out buyin some rocks"

yet, nobody wants my Ackbar Chip:

You an't nothing but a rock hound

SLEAZY!

Was it Fat Elvis?

electrolux: yet, nobody wants my Ackbar Chip:

IT'S A SNACK!

Even though it's kind of ridiculous at least there is a likeness with this one. Most of the stuff that wackjobs claim look like something end up looking like cat barf. Anyone got a picture of Bill the cat as Elvis?

/go Billy and the Boingers!!!!
//ACK!

pupdog: Kinda looks like Andy Jackson to me...

That's exactly what I thought. I think it's the nose.

I thought it looked more like Thomas Payne. Elvis didn't have a nose like that.

gnasche - Tom Payne was friend of mine, Tom Payne and I played basketball together in high school. That sir is no Tom Payne. It does resemble Thomas Paine, however.

What a big bunch of f*ckig stupid.

I figured he would be more decomposed than that.

Looks more like a Timelord from the Tom Baker era of Doctor Who than Elvis...

FTFA: Rock collector LaDell Alexander, 60, has found a stone she swears has the face of the rock king Elvis Presley on it...

Could one of you kind soul Farkers near Estes Park please take Ms. Alexander (& her husband) to the closest Pearle Vision Center?

I knew that son of a beeotch was still alive. Take that Jesus!!!

I got a Brother in law that sees faces in rocks. I recently took his first vacation in years. They charged him excess baggage fees on the rocks he took with him and more
fees when he came back. I wonder what all those rocks he brought back think about relocating? He won't sell anything on ebay. He just keeps them all for himself.


/He wasn't wearing his tinfoil.
//But he does listen to strange Radio.
///Sometimes it isn't even on, but he listens anyway.

CORRECTION NOTICE!

He recently took his first vacation in years.
/Sorry--I was listening to the radio.
//They were playing our song.

Fake, it's obvious she glued a picture to a rock and called it a miracle (being facetious).

det0321, he only looks different now because he's 270 years old...and he changed the spelling of his last name to avoid an old girlfriend.

/thanks for the correction

Well, at least it's not Jesus again. That guy is getting annoying. farking attention whore.

offacue: Elvis is everywhere.
Nice

TrainingWheelsNeeded:
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There are buttons now

I saw Beethoven, but no Elvis. the nose is all wrong.

/so am I

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