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(Denver Channel) Obvious Today's "rock found with face of Elvis on it" story brought to you by the Colorado media and a slow news day (pic)   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 41
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MmmVomit 2007-07-16 04:37:13 PM  
Hooray for pattern recognition

/ and the Boobies!

 
ermacdotorg 2007-07-16 04:37:18 PM  
blue slate shoes?

 
FlamingToilet 2007-07-16 04:38:08 PM  
I can't decide which Elvis it is: thin 50s Elvis or fat 70s Elvis.

 
Trinilos 2007-07-16 04:38:32 PM  
He obviously must be the messiah.

All hail Elvis!

 
pixistick 2007-07-16 04:38:47 PM  
I can't see anything but timeout error


/am I doing it right?

 
ChristmasOnMars 2007-07-16 04:39:02 PM  
They're selling it?

How's it doing on the Rock Market?

/sorry, dilaudid is kicking in

 
Mr. Slippyfist 2007-07-16 04:39:14 PM  
"She found it last summer while buying rocks."

I knew I forgot to do something this weekend.

 
raab 2007-07-16 04:40:08 PM  
Hooray for boobies, indeed.

On a completely unrelated note, don't you find people who brag about being the Weeners on a thread rather pedestrian?

 
Jack Butler 2007-07-16 04:40:28 PM  

 
offacue 2007-07-16 04:41:11 PM  
Elvis is everywhere.

 
Honest Bender 2007-07-16 04:41:29 PM  
Looks more like dracula to me.

 
pupdog 2007-07-16 04:42:28 PM  
Kinda looks like Andy Jackson to me...

 
pupdog 2007-07-16 04:44:09 PM  
offacue

Elvis is everywhere.


Elvis eats boats.

 
Raging Thespian [TotalFark] 2007-07-16 04:45:13 PM  
You truly are the king of Rock n' Roll.

 
DrForrester 2007-07-16 04:47:39 PM  
It's uncanny*.

*If "uncanny" means "not even close"

 
ultraholland 2007-07-16 04:50:41 PM  
FTA: The Alexanders have decided to sell the rock and donate 10 percent to one of Presley's foundations.

well, looks like the foundation will receive 10 percent of didilly-squat. Who the hell will spend any amount of money on this?

/collectors and nutjobs, I know

 
Pvt. Party 2007-07-16 04:51:41 PM  
It's a streetlight.

 
TrainingWheelsNeeded 2007-07-16 04:52:56 PM  
I wonder if Paul McLeod knows about this.

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/MSHOLgracelandtoo.html
An absolute strange and fascinating man.
sorry no html

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2007-07-16 04:53:36 PM  
ermacdotorg: blue slate shoes?

FTW

 
shan500 2007-07-16 04:57:00 PM  
content.answers.com

"I found it when I was a out buyin some rocks"

 
electrolux 2007-07-16 04:59:19 PM  
yet, nobody wants my Ackbar Chip:
img503.imageshack.us

 
marzbarz 2007-07-16 05:00:07 PM  
You an't nothing but a rock hound

 
gorgor 2007-07-16 05:01:56 PM  
img519.imageshack.us

SLEAZY!

 
Flying Lasagna Monster 2007-07-16 05:02:38 PM  
Was it Fat Elvis?

www.funnyhub.com

 
FlamingToilet 2007-07-16 05:02:40 PM  
electrolux: yet, nobody wants my Ackbar Chip:

IT'S A SNACK!

 
Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2007-07-16 05:16:12 PM  
Even though it's kind of ridiculous at least there is a likeness with this one. Most of the stuff that wackjobs claim look like something end up looking like cat barf. Anyone got a picture of Bill the cat as Elvis?

/go Billy and the Boingers!!!!
//ACK!

 
Tourney3p0 2007-07-16 05:19:24 PM  
pupdog: Kinda looks like Andy Jackson to me...

That's exactly what I thought. I think it's the nose.

 
gnasche 2007-07-16 05:25:08 PM  
I thought it looked more like Thomas Payne. Elvis didn't have a nose like that.

 
det0321 2007-07-16 06:08:20 PM  
gnasche - Tom Payne was friend of mine, Tom Payne and I played basketball together in high school. That sir is no Tom Payne. It does resemble Thomas Paine, however.

 
whidbey [TotalFark] 2007-07-16 06:14:20 PM  
What a big bunch of f*ckig stupid.

 
dumbstudent2002 2007-07-16 06:23:50 PM  
I figured he would be more decomposed than that.

 
delsydsoftware [TotalFark] 2007-07-16 06:37:22 PM  
Looks more like a Timelord from the Tom Baker era of Doctor Who than Elvis...

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-07-16 06:59:19 PM  
FTFA: Rock collector LaDell Alexander, 60, has found a stone she swears has the face of the rock king Elvis Presley on it...

Could one of you kind soul Farkers near Estes Park please take Ms. Alexander (& her husband) to the closest Pearle Vision Center?

 
Farking_Dip_Chit 2007-07-16 08:13:42 PM  
I knew that son of a beeotch was still alive. Take that Jesus!!!

 
hopscotch 2007-07-16 08:38:52 PM  
I got a Brother in law that sees faces in rocks. I recently took his first vacation in years. They charged him excess baggage fees on the rocks he took with him and more
fees when he came back. I wonder what all those rocks he brought back think about relocating? He won't sell anything on ebay. He just keeps them all for himself.


/He wasn't wearing his tinfoil.
//But he does listen to strange Radio.
///Sometimes it isn't even on, but he listens anyway.

 
hopscotch 2007-07-16 10:49:51 PM  
CORRECTION NOTICE!

He recently took his first vacation in years.
/Sorry--I was listening to the radio.
//They were playing our song.

 
killians45 2007-07-17 12:34:53 AM  
Fake, it's obvious she glued a picture to a rock and called it a miracle (being facetious).

 
gnasche 2007-07-17 04:34:36 AM  
det0321, he only looks different now because he's 270 years old...and he changed the spelling of his last name to avoid an old girlfriend.

/thanks for the correction

 
thelordofcheese 2007-07-17 09:26:14 AM  
Well, at least it's not Jesus again. That guy is getting annoying. farking attention whore.

offacue: Elvis is everywhere.
Nice

TrainingWheelsNeeded:
sorry no html

There are buttons now

 
spankyofoz 2007-07-17 10:08:42 AM  
I saw Beethoven, but no Elvis. the nose is all wrong.

/so am I

 
Smotto [TotalFark] 2007-07-17 01:17:12 PM  
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