Ah...the educated elite of the American Higher learning system...DUMB-A$$es...

This is a PERFECT example of how modern technology farks up the gene pool. Instead of Darwinism working and the idiots genes not being passed on its the exact opposite.

This is so lame. Any IDIOT old enough to copulate should be able to figure out how a condom goes on with minimal difficulty.

The only remotely tricky part is getting it all the way around both nostrils.

They go over their heads.

Condoms during sex is easy enough as long as it is mayonnaise because ketchup is too grainy and mustard makes fumes. I have never tried relish, horseradish, or any others.

30% of college women end up pregnant.

The answer is in the first line, "a small study".

Well, we can't farking offer SEX ED classes in high school, for petes sake, cuz everyone knows sex ed leads to sex. My president told me that.

Tell them that to avoid getting a girl pregnant, they have to choke themselves unconscious with a belt. Repeatedly.

as a high school student, i can tell all of you that a lot of high school seniors (your future college boys) dont even know that there are 2 different passage ways in the vagina. my friend found this out the hard way....

Solution: find a gal who knows how to put it on with no hands.

The survey was conducted at Indiana University in Bloomington.

Correction: 30% of college men at Indian U. hardly a good population sample, if you ask me.

What's a condom?

And what's this "sex" thing that everyone is talking about these days?

Freakemart, huh?!?! What are you talking about?

obviously I meant Indiana U, but I'm drunk

Hytes Xian ~~ ever tried Wasabi Mayo???

The balloon goes on the zucchini.

Maybe this explains something...

Harvard's quiet secret: rampant grade inflation
http://www.boston.com/globe/metro/packages/harvard_honors/

Funny to think about that next time you hear someone has a degree from Harvard.

"15% noted that they took condoms off before they were finished having sex, the report indicates."

I wonder what the logic there is.

Shawn Pickrell

Ahem - this really should not be an issue because the resolution is clear. The President Of The United States has asked that you abstain rather than partake.

Thank you.

Always ask yourself, WWJD?

Answer: Pull out.

Two different passage ways?

what's there to know? that's about the same as 30% of college men don't know how to put on a sock.

I like the spray on kind.
Lasts for days.

Duh. I'm not even in college and I know that one!

You just put them in there and blow to inflate them.

FotH: You hit the nail on the head! Farking hoosiers.

Ladies, stop fvcking college men. They're harmful to your health!

Come on over to the grad squad. Not only do we know how to roll the Magnums, we do it one handed while diddling your **


(transmission interrupted by Ashcroftian Dirty Concept Filter)

I'm scared of college men

youngfart

you serious or joking?

that there are 2 different passage ways in the vagina
Yeah... Flowers and booze.

I'm still waiting for further explanation from you Freakemart

Since most college kids are on tight budgets due to spending most of their student aid money on beer and pizza, some guys are tempted to re-use old condoms. This practice is fine as long as you turn it inside out and shake the fark out of it.

Freakemart

the crowd is gettin restless.

"15% noted that they took condoms off before they were finished having sex, the report indica

I wonder what the logic there is.

facial

Yes, we want the hole story.

the pun

weapon of the gods!

Who Cares, Yugoslavia wins over USA in basketball, please someone post it.....Go Yugo!!!!!

I think Freakemart is the one who's confused. The high school guy probably get a little excited and went up the poopshoot.

09-05-02 11:56:15 PM Freakemart
youngfart

you serious or joking?

I think you are confused. One passageway in the vagina, two in the vulva, and three in the general neighborhood. Now, which did you mean, the back door? It's not part of the vagina.

I was sort of disturbed to find this image down the side of the screen while I was reading that:

I agree with Young_Fart, only logic I could see is saying the urethra is the second passage, but that's not 'in' the vagina.

Well, there's the hole womenfolk pee out of but that one's too small, see.

What the hell... I'm sitting here reloading the page trying to see what all the hubbub is all about. This "new hole" theory. I mean, I like the one I've been sticking it in, what's this other hole? Do you mean where the poop comes from?

Eeek - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Those waiting for Freakemarts answer should realy do a google image search on "Vagina Anatomy"

and sadly it's the ones who can't figure it out that we really don't want to be breeding. i think it's the only time in history where natural selection has been reversed. the gene pool is being put into jerry springers back yard.

If the guy was small enough that he could feasibly mistake a girl's urethra for her vagina, I think a poor sense of direction is the LEAST of his worries.

maybe his came with a manufacturing defect? haha

nevermind. we were looking at some animal anatomy stuff in biology today, and i'm pretty screwed up right b/c of how late it is. i guess i got humans and animals mixed up for a second.

line up the firing squad and hand me my blindfold please.

so...the vagina is the one we want to hit?

speaking of which, my gf gets annoyed when I hit it, and she's starting to hit back, really hard. what's up with that?