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(CBS 2 Lost Angeles) Strange Chewbacca assaults Marilyn Monroe in the midst of the Harry Potter premiere   (cbs2.com) divider line 109
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bitteroldman 2007-07-08 08:02:47 PM  
In defense of Chewy, anything is better than watching that movie. Even fleeing from the cops.

 
Heroic Poser 2007-07-08 08:07:22 PM  
Who da man...?

i165.photobucket.com

 
TheCid 2007-07-08 08:10:54 PM  
bitteroldman: In defense of Chewy, anything is better than watching that movie. Even fleeing from the cops.

Would this be the Chewbacca Defense?

 
PATS0707 2007-07-08 08:14:09 PM  
TheCid

Nice! i forgot about that. Thanks

 
AaronSynn 2007-07-08 08:14:14 PM  
Hmph...Always figured Chewie was more of a Jane Mansfield type of guy.

 
Wolfman Johnny 2007-07-08 08:14:46 PM  
"The wookie then evaded arrest."

/Hell yeah!

 
SBinRR 2007-07-08 08:14:55 PM  
He wanted her to be just like Han Solo, always stroking his own wookie.

 
Tom-Servo 2007-07-08 08:15:26 PM  
From TFA:

Chewbacca, whose real name was not available, fled before police arrived, Torres said.

FTW!


I don't think the World Weeky News could have come up with something this good.

 
Dr. Mojo PhD [TotalFark] 2007-07-08 08:15:51 PM  
Chewbacca, whose real name was not available, fled before police arrived, Torres said.

Laff.

 
RadioactiveApe 2007-07-08 08:16:08 PM  
On occasion, police have been sent to the complex to separate feuding actors.

It would be wise for the police not to upset a wookie.

 
Dr. Mojo PhD [TotalFark] 2007-07-08 08:16:29 PM  
Goddammit Tom Servo.

 
Oldiron_79 2007-07-08 08:16:33 PM  
Wolfman Johnny: "The wookie then evaded arrest."

/Hell yeah!


Lord Vader will not be pleased.

 
logruszed 2007-07-08 08:16:58 PM  
This is something like the fifth or sixth time I've read about one of these costumed asshats who pose for pictures doing something anti-social.

Must be part of the job requirement to be a lunatic.

 
meathome 2007-07-08 08:17:35 PM  
library.coloradocollege.edu

/just saying is all

 
CryingDutchman 2007-07-08 08:18:15 PM  
According to an officer with the LAPD, Chewbacca allegedly took the platinum-coiffed actress's hand and placed it on his private parts

His Chewbacca costume had private parts??

 
Reverend J 2007-07-08 08:18:19 PM  
W T F?

 
Kimball_Kinnison 2007-07-08 08:18:26 PM  
Wookies have private parts underneath all that fur? wonder what they look like shaved? then again.. maybe not

 
Mopmonster 2007-07-08 08:19:05 PM  
I can't believe this thread has gone on this long without anyone mentioning that it's "wookiee", not "wookie"!

/geek, dork, nerd, loser, etc.

 
Tiredude99 [TotalFark] 2007-07-08 08:20:16 PM  
She didnt let the wookiee win

 
firestarsolo 2007-07-08 08:20:54 PM  
This fake Chewbacca is ruining it for all future dress-up wookiees at that theatre....


at least he didn't grab Emma Watson and take off. That's what I'd've done



errr...

 
Talkc [TotalFark] 2007-07-08 08:21:51 PM  
I have that song from Clerks stuck in my head now...

/Damn wookiees....
//damn spell check telling me wookiee is spelled wrong...

 
tsunami2001 2007-07-08 08:23:06 PM  
Hans solo ya don't know what he's doing down there,
/i digress

 
bambam5 2007-07-08 08:23:16 PM  
a. mop monster - I was about to say the same thing...

b. "Happy Birthday Mr. Furball..."

c. Does "placed hands on private parts" really equal sexual assault?

/Howard Stern wanted for questioning

 
PATS0707 2007-07-08 08:23:52 PM  
Wookies have private parts underneath all that fur? wonder what they look like shaved? then again.. maybe not

Rumor has it Lucas will digitaly add in Chewies package in the re-re-re-release of StarWars.

 
Tom-Servo 2007-07-08 08:24:52 PM  
Speaking of Chewbacca and private parts and all...

Did any of you ever wonder how bad Chewbacca must have smelled and how dirty his seat must have been in the millenium falcon? I mean, after he took a shiat (and where was the shiatter in the millenium falcon anyway?) didn't his ass get very dirty with all that hair there? Gross.

 
Glitchwerks 2007-07-08 08:25:38 PM  
This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

Perverted wookiees!

 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2007-07-08 08:27:43 PM  
www.bothan-online.comwww.jewwatch.com

/ Yo ... tell 'em Chewy - last night I had Leia all drunk, wantin' ta do me

 
Derek313 2007-07-08 08:29:12 PM  
Come on guys, it's not that bad. It's not like he forced her to nibble on his wookiee-ookiee...

www.creaturecantina.com

 
serpent_sky [TotalFark] 2007-07-08 08:30:12 PM  
Tom-Servo: From TFA:

Chewbacca, whose real name was not available, fled before police arrived, Torres said.

FTW!


I don't think the World Weeky News could have come up with something this good.


I actually came to point that part put. As a writer, all I can say is, people like me live for really great stories like that. And we amuse ourselves with little things like, "Chewbacca, whose real name is not available" when we get them.

I'd probably have worked a joke in about Peter Mayhew not being considered a suspect, though.

 
xtex 2007-07-08 08:30:56 PM  
This sounds like a typical day at DragonCon.

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2007-07-08 08:31:13 PM  
Police are unsure if the same wookie is involved in today's assault.

Are the police looking for wookies or actors dressed as wookies...cuz it's gonna look bad in court.

 
zz9 2007-07-08 08:31:48 PM  
I can't wait for the ID parade.

 
studebaker hoch 2007-07-08 08:34:11 PM  
WTF Chewbacca is in town?

That means Han Solo isn't far away, and that bastard owes me money. He's probably on four different kinds of dope in some tittie bar, AGAIN. If he's lucky, I might just take that POS ship and call it good.

 
Vorpal 2007-07-08 08:37:34 PM  
Where are you taking this... thing?

 
RadioactiveApe 2007-07-08 08:39:26 PM  
BEHOLD!

My artistic interpretation of a molester-wookie:

img526.imageshack.us

 
bambam5 2007-07-08 08:40:51 PM  
media.movieweb.com

Armed and Dangerous
Wanted for questioning

 
parkerlewis 2007-07-08 08:40:56 PM  
www.geocities.com

 
rocketkitty 2007-07-08 08:41:01 PM  
"Wookiee #1, please step forward and say 'waaarrrggghhhh'."
"wwwaaaarrrggghhhh."
"Ms. Monroe, is that the wookiee you saw?"
"No, no, that's not him, Mr. Detective..."

/sci fi original movie coming in 2008

 
FlyingJ 2007-07-08 08:43:41 PM  
Any weirdo who hangs out in front of Grau-Mann's Chinese will be relentlessly sketchy
Hey LAPD Hollywood, good luck with any witnesses picking him out of a 6-pack photo line-up
"Prisoner transfer from cell block 1-1-3-8"

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2007-07-08 08:44:10 PM  
What a wookiee!!!

 
shanrick [TotalFark] 2007-07-08 08:46:50 PM  
img178.imageshack.us

 
Psht 2007-07-08 08:48:50 PM  
Im disappointed nobody has put up a Chewy "You gonna get raped....rarararrggghhhh!!" pic :(

 
i guess i took the blue pill 2007-07-08 08:49:07 PM  
ahhh chewy, still a rebel.

 
Cosmic Crab 2007-07-08 08:49:18 PM  
But did Chewie shoot first?

 
parkerlewis 2007-07-08 08:52:11 PM  
simpsons.skewsme.com

Lets try this again...until the first one comes back.

 
boxster 2007-07-08 08:52:54 PM  
I bent my Wookiee!

 
Combat Medici 2007-07-08 08:54:25 PM  
Wookiee, but no touchy.

 
EMPulse_of_KC 2007-07-08 08:57:11 PM  
At the Harry Potter premiere in HOLLYWOOD?! Don't they already have enough problems with pimps and prostitutes all up and down the boulevard?....

img514.imageshack.us

 
yotta 2007-07-08 08:58:31 PM  
Tom-Servo: didn't his ass get very dirty with all that hair there?

Little known fact: The Wookiees invented the bidet.

 
RadioactiveApe 2007-07-08 09:00:09 PM  
Psht: Im disappointed nobody has put up a Chewy "You gonna get raped....rarararrggghhhh!!" pic :(

How about this one:

img223.imageshack.us

 
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