In defense of Chewy, anything is better than watching that movie. Even fleeing from the cops.

Who da man...?

bitteroldman: In defense of Chewy, anything is better than watching that movie. Even fleeing from the cops.

Would this be the Chewbacca Defense?

TheCid

Nice! i forgot about that. Thanks

Hmph...Always figured Chewie was more of a Jane Mansfield type of guy.

"The wookie then evaded arrest."

/Hell yeah!

He wanted her to be just like Han Solo, always stroking his own wookie.

From TFA:

Chewbacca, whose real name was not available, fled before police arrived, Torres said.

FTW!


I don't think the World Weeky News could have come up with something this good.

Chewbacca, whose real name was not available, fled before police arrived, Torres said.

Laff.

On occasion, police have been sent to the complex to separate feuding actors.

It would be wise for the police not to upset a wookie.

Goddammit Tom Servo.

Wolfman Johnny: "The wookie then evaded arrest."

/Hell yeah!

Lord Vader will not be pleased.

This is something like the fifth or sixth time I've read about one of these costumed asshats who pose for pictures doing something anti-social.

Must be part of the job requirement to be a lunatic.

/just saying is all

According to an officer with the LAPD, Chewbacca allegedly took the platinum-coiffed actress's hand and placed it on his private parts

His Chewbacca costume had private parts??

W T F?

Wookies have private parts underneath all that fur? wonder what they look like shaved? then again.. maybe not

I can't believe this thread has gone on this long without anyone mentioning that it's "wookiee", not "wookie"!

/geek, dork, nerd, loser, etc.

She didnt let the wookiee win

This fake Chewbacca is ruining it for all future dress-up wookiees at that theatre....


at least he didn't grab Emma Watson and take off. That's what I'd've done



errr...

I have that song from Clerks stuck in my head now...

/Damn wookiees....
//damn spell check telling me wookiee is spelled wrong...

Hans solo ya don't know what he's doing down there,
/i digress

a. mop monster - I was about to say the same thing...

b. "Happy Birthday Mr. Furball..."

c. Does "placed hands on private parts" really equal sexual assault?

/Howard Stern wanted for questioning

Wookies have private parts underneath all that fur? wonder what they look like shaved? then again.. maybe not

Rumor has it Lucas will digitaly add in Chewies package in the re-re-re-release of StarWars.

Speaking of Chewbacca and private parts and all...

Did any of you ever wonder how bad Chewbacca must have smelled and how dirty his seat must have been in the millenium falcon? I mean, after he took a shiat (and where was the shiatter in the millenium falcon anyway?) didn't his ass get very dirty with all that hair there? Gross.

This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

Perverted wookiees!

/ Yo ... tell 'em Chewy - last night I had Leia all drunk, wantin' ta do me

Come on guys, it's not that bad. It's not like he forced her to nibble on his wookiee-ookiee...

Tom-Servo: From TFA:

Chewbacca, whose real name was not available, fled before police arrived, Torres said.

FTW!


I don't think the World Weeky News could have come up with something this good.

I actually came to point that part put. As a writer, all I can say is, people like me live for really great stories like that. And we amuse ourselves with little things like, "Chewbacca, whose real name is not available" when we get them.

I'd probably have worked a joke in about Peter Mayhew not being considered a suspect, though.

This sounds like a typical day at DragonCon.

Police are unsure if the same wookie is involved in today's assault.

Are the police looking for wookies or actors dressed as wookies...cuz it's gonna look bad in court.

I can't wait for the ID parade.

WTF Chewbacca is in town?

That means Han Solo isn't far away, and that bastard owes me money. He's probably on four different kinds of dope in some tittie bar, AGAIN. If he's lucky, I might just take that POS ship and call it good.

Where are you taking this... thing?

BEHOLD!

My artistic interpretation of a molester-wookie:

Armed and Dangerous
Wanted for questioning

"Wookiee #1, please step forward and say 'waaarrrggghhhh'."
"wwwaaaarrrggghhhh."
"Ms. Monroe, is that the wookiee you saw?"
"No, no, that's not him, Mr. Detective..."

/sci fi original movie coming in 2008

Any weirdo who hangs out in front of Grau-Mann's Chinese will be relentlessly sketchy
Hey LAPD Hollywood, good luck with any witnesses picking him out of a 6-pack photo line-up
"Prisoner transfer from cell block 1-1-3-8"

What a wookiee!!!

Im disappointed nobody has put up a Chewy "You gonna get raped....rarararrggghhhh!!" pic :(

ahhh chewy, still a rebel.

But did Chewie shoot first?

Lets try this again...until the first one comes back.

I bent my Wookiee!

Wookiee, but no touchy.

At the Harry Potter premiere in HOLLYWOOD?! Don't they already have enough problems with pimps and prostitutes all up and down the boulevard?....

Tom-Servo: didn't his ass get very dirty with all that hair there?

Little known fact: The Wookiees invented the bidet.

Psht: Im disappointed nobody has put up a Chewy "You gonna get raped....rarararrggghhhh!!" pic :(

How about this one: