Well that will certainly put a stake through the heart of the product.

Figures. I just get compiz all set up the way I like it and this happens.

Doomed. We're doomed all doomed.

/starts downloading OpenBSD

Dooooooooooomed!

Come on, this HAS to be satire, right?

The page name is "silly Linux Jokes" you tell me.

This makes sense.

Bush doesn't care about Linux people?

Rev. Al is a penguin?

Think Backwards

A spokesperson close to Revernd Al indicated that he would use his contacts and formidable lobbying presence to put pressure on boards

used to be called extortion...

Well as long as this particular operating system hasn't suggested it was gang raped and thrown in a dumpster, I suppose it's all right with me.

Since it made it to from page, I'm guessing the joke's on Fark.

Meh, preview is overrated. I enjoy my misspellings

knbber2: Well that will certainly put a stake through the heart of the product.

hehe.

...because Windows is racist?

fezziwig: psst, since it's on the "linux joke" tab I'm kind of assuming it is.

ok I totally missed that. I mean, come on stranger things have happened.

knbber2,
I wouldn't be so sure, he's on a roll of late, taking down Don Imus, a man in broadcasting for over 40 years, was a pretty big victory...

I don't get this at all.
This has to be a joke.

nekom: ok I totally missed that.

I see now. And this got greenlit why?

Man On A Mission: Rev. Al is a penguin?

Penguins are black on the outer fringes but white in the middle...

/Do penguins like oreos?

Linux must be doing the black folks right.

Instead of 'Redhat' or 'Debian', we could have the name 'Attractive African American Linux'.

Imma say it again, you gots to sep up a Bourne shell. Bourne shell scripts can typically be run with bash or dash on Linux or other Unix-like systems. You gots to live in da 'hood to understand it.

Yo, peace out a big 'HOLLA' at y'all!

It got green lit to see how long it would take for AP to pick up on it.

kilgorn: A spokesperson close to Revernd Al indicated that he would use his contacts and formidable lobbying presence to put pressure on boards

used to be called extortion...

No he's just going to sit his fat ass down on a bench.

markstev717: I see now. And this got greenlit why?

Because it's funny?

/ some people need to learn not to take Fark so seriously

Dude! Wait. What?

Yeah, cuz, Microsoft hates black people, right?

rppp01a: Instead of 'Redhat' or 'Debian', we could have the name 'Attractive African American Linux'.

Instead of Ubuntu... Negro

Damn, I thought that one was word-filtered. So many things that some people consider offensive, so little word filters.

/there a list somewhere?

I sincerely hope this is satire.

As much as I'd like to see more linux drivers, I also believe it's a companies right to choose, and extortion should not be used against them.

I'm probably just taking it too seriously, it has to be a joke. Sharpton only chases causes where large groups of people agree so they'll give him money. The linux community isnt big or generous enough for him.

Shii, Pumpsnatch, ain no brotha wanna be lookin at bunch o dollar signs and underlines and shi! Perl be for honkey mufaggas an them funny brothas in Hydrobad. Now you shut da hail up fo I get over dere and smack yo ass.

Windows keep tha black man down.

Can't find it readily--Anyone have the pic of the MS Word box (for writin' lettahs and shiat")?

Linux brand Fried Chicken.

Tasty.

Don't most of the people who support bigots like Sharpton use Macs anyway?

/you want to talk about class warfare?
//most decent Macs make paying for Microsoft Office seem like paying for Taco Bell

productiveslacker: Linux must be doing the black folks right.

He seems to have forgotten you can't steal what's free.

Next flavor for linux..negroes

network
global
routing
operating
enterprise
system

Hey, Sharpton is less divisive and more reasonable than most Linux zealots. He never tells me I should be black.

'Spiffy'? He's a farking moron.

This means I get to use the term "tarball" around my black friends more often!

My rights have been what?

Figures a black guy would want something for free.

Did I miss something?

When did Al Sharpton get on the Microsoft payroll?

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hodgep: This means I get to use the term "tarball" around my black friends more often!

I LOLed quite a bit.

That's it. I'm NEVER using Linux.

His followers became computer literate?

cool!

black_knight: That's it. I'm NEVER using Linux.

That's ok. Real men use BSD.