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(CNBC) Amusing Everybody who's currently the world's richest man, take one step forward. Whoa, not so fast there, Bill Gates   (cnbc.com) divider line 202
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stvdallas [TotalFark] 2007-07-03 02:10:37 PM  
So...this guy became rich by raking in money sent back from the US by illegal immigrants who wouldn't be able to afford cellphones normally.

Nice schtick.

 
dj_spanmaster 2007-07-03 02:15:27 PM  
It wouldn't surprise me to find out that 75% of Mexico's GDP is made by US immigrants sending money back home. I wonder what that does to our economy?

 
SchlingFo 2007-07-03 02:21:23 PM  
They're taking our billionaires!!!

 
NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark] 2007-07-03 03:02:35 PM  
Trabajown3d!

 
mediaho 2007-07-03 03:45:58 PM  
They're doing the jobs American's don't want.

 
toyotaracer81 [TotalFark] 2007-07-03 03:46:32 PM  
NikolaiFarkoff: Trabajown3d!

ROFL!

 
cranberryzero [TotalFark] 2007-07-03 03:58:09 PM  
dj_spanmaster: It wouldn't surprise me to find out that 75% of Mexico's GDP is made by US immigrants sending money back home. I wonder what that does to our economy?

actually the official figure is 50% of the mexican gdp comes from money sent from the us.

either way it's sort of odd that the new richest man in the world is in one of the poorest countries in the world.

 
owtytrof 2007-07-03 04:48:21 PM  
mediaho
They're doin'g t'he job's American's don't wan't.

FTFY

 
Spartapuss [TotalFark] 2007-07-03 04:48:35 PM  
So that's why he didn't say goodnight.

 
Dariodevil 2007-07-03 04:49:14 PM  
Yeah, I'm sure being the 2nd Richest Man on Earth sucks. Poor guy.

 
mobombhead 2007-07-03 04:49:16 PM  
He owns CompUSA. Maybe he should staff it with mexicans to remove some of the suck.

 
IAmRight [TotalFark] 2007-07-03 04:49:36 PM  
cranberryzero: either way it's sort of odd that the new richest man in the world is in one of the poorest countries in the world.

Nah, that's how it works, in the poorest countries they have the largest concentration of money in the hands of the fewest possible people. Which is why people have a problem with America slowly eliminating the middle class, one of the biggest indicators of a first-world nation.

Still, the world's richest man is a Mexican? C'mon, admit it, that just doesn't sound right.

 
Lt. Col. Angus 2007-07-03 04:49:50 PM  
Headline is funnier when read in Norm MacDonald's voice.

/Helps if you tail off at the end.
//There, eh?

 
inkling79 2007-07-03 04:50:23 PM  
Carlos Slim?

The Mexican cowboy?

 
Architectronica 2007-07-03 04:50:43 PM  
Eight percent of Mexico's GDP? That's insane.

 
tlenon 2007-07-03 04:51:33 PM  
mediaho: They are doing jobs that americans can't make a living doing, due to they can pay illegals 5$ per hour and get away with it...

 
Architectronica 2007-07-03 04:51:47 PM  
cranberryzero

Mexico is one of the G20. I think. Anywho, they have a pretty big economy.

 
mrhollywoodgates 2007-07-03 04:51:52 PM  
cranberryzero
either way it's sort of odd that the new richest man in the world is in one of the poorest countries in the world.


Says a lot about capitalism, doesn't it.

/off to feed my troll-sized appetite
//likes freedom

 
dhudd 2007-07-03 04:51:56 PM  
A telecom guy is richer than the narco guys? Wow.

 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] 2007-07-03 04:51:58 PM  
Mexico has a huge rich-poor divide, with a tiny elite holding most of the country's wealth and around half the population living on less than $5 a day

Sounds like a Republican/Libertarian wet dream. Maybe they should be letting all the illegals in after all.

 
Rolo_Tamasei 2007-07-03 04:52:07 PM  
I'm broke so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Spare change?

 
KJUW89 2007-07-03 04:52:18 PM  
NikolaiFarkoff: Trabajown3d!

I LOL'd.

/nice to know my Spanish classes are becoming useful.

 
The Hypnotoad 2007-07-03 04:52:45 PM  
Well, to be fair, Gates has been shoveling off scads of money to charities lately. He's at no risk of going broke, but that might have something to do with it.

 
sinistermonk 2007-07-03 04:53:11 PM  
I can't wait for Carlos Mencia to make a joke about this.

"Yo, how crazy is it that a Mexican is the world's richest man? Dude, that's a lot of burritos, homeboy. Now let's go ask 47 old white ladies what they think."

 
Rolo_Tamasei 2007-07-03 04:54:19 PM  
sinistermonk

Carlos is waiting for someone funny to do the joke, so he can use it.

 
inspeyere 2007-07-03 04:54:31 PM  
So the richest guy in the world is a fat Mexican named Carlos Slim?

Love the world we live in today. Seriously...

 
Badafuco 2007-07-03 04:54:43 PM  
Good for you. Now help your country out. Perhaps in say some sort of 'charity' like way. I know Gates donates around 50 million in charity.

 
Raccoon Dog 2007-07-03 04:56:29 PM  
Badafuco: 50 million in charity.

16 or so billion, actually

 
Marxst1 2007-07-03 04:56:43 PM  
He won't be the richest man after someone comesout with a set of 10 billion dollar 21" rims....

ewwww... I'm going to go kick my own butt now

 
klatubaradanikto 2007-07-03 04:57:34 PM  
I doubt Bill is going to have to skip any meals.

 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark] 2007-07-03 04:57:41 PM  
but it's $67.8 billion pesos, so it doesn't really count

 
Rolo_Tamasei 2007-07-03 04:58:09 PM  
If he's so rich why is he mexican?

/what?

 
hotter than the ads 2007-07-03 04:58:22 PM  
Lt. Col. Angus

Headline is funnier when read in Norm MacDonald's voice.


that's pretty much exactly how it sounded in my head. nice.

 
Faddy 2007-07-03 04:58:26 PM  
Badafuco: I know Gates donates around 50 million in charity.

I bet he doesn't even take advantage of the tax benefits he can get for his 'generosity'.

 
SusanIvanova [TotalFark] 2007-07-03 04:59:48 PM  
cranberryzero:either way it's sort of odd that the new richest man in the world is in one of the poorest countries in the world.

Mexico is nowhere near being one of the poorest countries in the world, not so long as Africa, Southeast Asia, Central Asia, and most of the rest of Central & South America exist. It's closer to the middle.

 
JDAT 2007-07-03 04:59:48 PM  
Shennanigans!

His wealth is in Pesos which everybody knows are no longer accepted anywhere so he is flat broke.

 
Brown Sauce 2007-07-03 04:59:59 PM  
I thought the Ikea founder passed Gates in terms of wealth last year.

 
whodigsben 2007-07-03 05:00:44 PM  
I love his pic.

/Time to make the doughnuts.
//I keed! Please don't send your privately funded death squad after me.

 
a dingo ate me baby 2007-07-03 05:00:57 PM  
it's pronounced "sleeeeeeem"

/maybe he should build a school or something

 
bigdogap 2007-07-03 05:01:09 PM  
Why is it that all the rich guys have bad hair?

 
skinink 2007-07-03 05:01:17 PM  
Yes, but I can surf the web using Windows, I cannot surf the web using a illegal immigrant.

 
pennysdeuce 2007-07-03 05:01:47 PM  
yeah, but doesn't 67.8 billion in pesos come out to like $tree-fitty?

/seriously, who needs more than a billion dollars?

 
Tozmo 2007-07-03 05:02:14 PM  
Madonna, Billy Ray Cyrus, Kevin Costner. All the people who will still have a career next year, take one step forward. Not so fast, Billy Ray!

i8.tinypic.com

 
WayToBlue 2007-07-03 05:04:05 PM  
Gates has given away literally billions.

"According to a 2004 Forbes magazine article, Gates gave away over $29 billion to charities from 2000 onwards. These donations are usually cited as sparking a substantial change in attitudes towards philanthropy among the very rich, with philanthropy becoming the norm."

 
manciasal 2007-07-03 05:04:06 PM  
well im off to send my monthly welfare check to my family in Mexico.....haha suckas!!!

/trolling, anyone???

 
Accent 2007-07-03 05:04:09 PM  
i would have went with

"dinerown3d"

/fail :(

 
dunaja 2007-07-03 05:04:38 PM  
stvdallas: So...this guy became rich by raking in money sent back from the US by illegal immigrants who wouldn't be able to afford cellphones normally.

Nice schtick.


Sounds like Slim's shady.

 
SonOfSpam 2007-07-03 05:04:57 PM  
Badafuco
I know Gates donates around 50 million in charity.


If that were actually the number, that would be about 1/1000th of his net worth - the equivalent of Joe Blow dumping the change in his pocket into some panhandler's cup.

 
Donnie Darko 2007-07-03 05:06:06 PM  
NikolaiFarkoff

Trabajown3d!

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tricycleracer 2007-07-03 05:06:14 PM  
A telecom guy is richer than the narco guys? Wow.

Narco guys spend a lot of money on cell phones. Always throwing them away and getting new numbers.

 
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