Hey, Fark made it!


//Very Proud

Apparently someone reported me to the Jesusland authorities. My website, www.naked_babies_riding_mesozoic_farm_animals_with_large_genitalia.com has been shut down.

/I guess dinosaur genitalia is just fine though since it didn't really exist.
//Why do you hate Neanderthal children?

Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

Awwww. Thassoocute!

thumbtack: Hey, Fark made it!

But totalfark didn't. Are they saying that the liters are less offensive to that sort of person that we are? Are we slacking?

I contributed.

I do applaud their sheer chutzpah; after all, claiming to be in charge of the internet is pretty ballsy.

If I violate their rules, are they going to tattle on me to God?

Heheheh. Nope. I think it's on the level. "Politically offensive material" is my favorite.

When the Second American Civil War erupts, these wil be the creeps out there shootin' at us godless librul perverts.

Internet Acceptable Use Policy

Posting information or content in any form on the Internet constitutes acceptance of and agreement to the Net Authority Internet Acceptable Use Policy.

1. Thou shalt not post pornographic material.

There is a common misconception that pornography is limited purely to images or textual descriptions of an explicit sexual nature. This is not the case. Anything that can evoke impure thoughts in the mind of the beholder is pornographic.

2. Thou shalt not post hateful material.

Any material that promotes or inspires hatred or violence towards any other person or group of people is strictly forbidden.

3. Thou shalt not post blasphemous material.

Any material that would lead one astray from the righteous path of the one true God must not be permitted on the Internet. These days children are gaining access to the Internet at younger and younger ages-a time when they are most vulnerable and susceptible to blasphemous viewpoints and suggestions.

4. Thou shalt not post materials of an offensive political nature.

5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.


BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

that is some pretty fun shiat right there

submitter: Please tell me this site is 100% satire and that no Internet filtering company is this evil

Oh, and not satirical at all. They're a bunch of nobodys trying to limit the free exchange of information with absolutely no authority over anything.

brainwashed.com

OMG - that's awesome!

this has to be satire... just look at this picture from the "About NA" page:



Either that or they're stuck in 1988

RobsterCraw: My website, www.naked_babies_riding_mesozoic_farm_animals_with_large_genitalia.com has been shut down.

Winnar!

No. F'ing. Way. This is GOLD!

I think everybody should add this to their profile:


oh green, i'd love to see their faces when they see 20K refers from a banned domain.

That actually looks like a MS template, put together with searched clip art.

For what purpose? My guess is to confuse and entertain folks like us.

There really are bluenoses that blue.

I used to manage a filter for an ISP, and i got requests to block department store websites because they sell underwear.

I think I'll start using a sig line.

While amused at their audacity, I'm also saddened that there are people out there who will read the Internet Acceptable Use Policy:

Posting information or content in any form on the Internet constitutes acceptance of and agreement to the Net Authority Internet Acceptable Use Policy.

and think it's actually applicable and binding.

fark em, put their own website on it

I'm calling for five million reports of their own website.

This is gonna be good when it hits the mainpage.

There is, however, a common misconception that portraying infants in the nude is an acceptable practice, since the genitalia is not yet well-formed enough to be considered profane.

I'll have you know, MY BABY'S genitalia is PERFECTLY WELL FORMED!!! IT'S FREAKING PERFECT!!!


/snowflake.

FARK.com

Added: 06/10/2005 - 10:17:38

This website has been investigated by Net Authority, and has been found to be in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy by posting the following kinds of content:

* Pornographic material
* Hateful material
* Blasphemy
* Offensive political material

Be cautioned! This website contains strongly offensive material and is not suitable for young children. Click the link below at your own risk:

http://www.fark.com/
Comments

Please leave all comments regarding the FARK.com website below.

*shakes fist at ozone*

Wouldn't you in principle have to "own" the internet in order to apply an acceptable use policy for the entire thing?

I don't recognize their authority over the internet any more than I recognize their "god's" authority over my life.

Fark you very much.

5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

WTF? Seriously?!

ethanoic: 5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

WTF? Seriously?!

wow...i missed that. That is quite the leap of logic there.

Comment System
The online version of the database includes the ability to host comments and discussions for each offending website. It is our goal that this should be used for constructive suggestions on how to improve the website in question by making it comply with the AUP. Currently, registration to post comments is not required, but if the system is abused too heavily we may be forced to implement a registration system in the future.


Hmmmm.

Free republic is in there....and they've got better comments!

/at least, crazier ones....

Actually, "Net Authority Violators" would be a really good band name

ethanoic and BigBen

Obviously, those folks don't do much reading in the Old Testiment... or are flat unaware of just who the various Kings of Israel were farking (and having kids with).

On top of that, given the big deal they are making about genitalia... they must not have read Song of Solomon, and realized exactly what was bein' said.

Rather sad, really.

So the web is limited to, what, this website and God.com?

prjindigo: fark em, put their own website on it

I'm calling for five million reports of their own website.

Just did that...

I just enjoy that fact that Fark is grouped in with Barny and Friends, Nickelodeon & Nick Jr., the ACLU and Anti-Defamation League site AND NAMBLA's homepage

Did everyone else just WhoIs them, too?

WHOIS information for: netauthority.org:
[whois.publicinterestregistry.net]
WHOIS LIMIT EXCEEDED - SEE WWW.PIR.ORG/WHOIS FOR DETAILS

Put *net authority joke* into google - its not real.

Well, based on the data from the link posted by Big Ben, and a subsequent Google search of the registrant's name, I'd say this website is a big ol' pile of satire.

I submitted their own site, too.

Hateful material? Check.
Blasphemy? Check (religious ignorance make the baby jeebus cry)
Offensive political material? Check.

damn, but now we can't be linked in the same group as Gay attractive and successful African-American Association of America

A co-worker just walked by, looked at me funny because I was laughing so hard. Some of the comments are gold.

Either way, it's a great way to find the dirtiest websites on the net!

cameroncrazy1984
Either way, it's a great way to find the dirtiest websites on the net!

I dunno. Microsoft's in there. How, exactly, are we defining "dirty?" ;-)

bible.com and .org are both on the ban list. It has to be satire

Myrdinn: Microsoft's in there.

So's Jack Chick's website, though. That's pretty foul, right there.

"but it is our hope that by holding these sites up as an example, we can help deter other Internet users from following similar paths and thus reduce the accumulation of offensive material on the Internet in general."

BWAHAHAHA i just snarfed my coffee a bit while reading that.

I could spend hours reading that website. Thats just too farking awesome. hah, "thus reducing". I love the logic.

Kiribub

Check wikipedia's entry.

ozone: I think everybody should add this to their profile

Done. Satire or not, I am proud.

I'm pretty sure that previous discussions of this website have determined that its a joke.