Nice!!

It's Danville. Trust me, there isn't any real news going on there anyways. Looks more like a bad guy from Metroid than an angel to me.

+1

It may not be news, but it sure is Fark.

Angel?



Now THAT would be news.

/couldn't be more wooden than his acting
/ZING!

Clearly I'm missing something here.



Can someone please point out the angel? The brown part kinda looks like a gorilla. The white surrounded by the brown could be a woman's face (or Noel Redding from the Jimi Hendrix Experience) with hair curled down around the chin.

Can someone MSPaint the angel?

Where the fark is the angel in here, I fail at seeing it:

curse you Bill_Wick's_Friend, one freaking minute

After staring at it for a while, it looks kind of like a cross eyed Jesus with a hand over his mouth. He might be trying not to puke, or could be making a hand gesture, perhaps rude or gang affiliated.

all i see is the o'rly owl with a penis draped over its shoulder

On the right side of the brown bit, just to the left of the darkest brown dot, there's a line drawing of a goat.

The centre swirl resembles an anus with a lollypop stuck into it.

The white portion on the left is a flipped map of Florida.

The two dark almost-black bits at the very bottom, connected by the faint squigly lines, look like two people talking over tin-can-and-string communicators. I think they are talking about me and conspiring against me.

/paging Dr. Rorschach...Dr. Rorschach please pick up the white courtesy phone....

It almost looks like two hands... pulling on something. Like they're trying to open it...

Holy sh*t, you guys! SH*T!!



/I belieeeeve

"The more I look at it, the more I think it's an angel," Sherri said.

The more beer I drink ...

This is just begging for a Photoshop contest.

In one of the pics, I can kinda make out what looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy. It's not in all of the pics, so I guess that's what makes it magical/spiritual/religious/retarded.

You just got Miiiiinnnnddd Freeeeaaaaaked

This world is full of retards and Christians. Same damn thing, really.

Come on, guys, don't you see it?

Nope, don't see an angel. Tell you what I *can* see, though...





I wonder how many beers they had while they were cutting that tree up.

That's not an angel, it's any afro. Wait, do angels ever call people "jive turkeys?"

On second thought, I can see the angel. I can also see a huge white spot next to the angel's head that looks like a huge rock being chucked at the angel's head.

Maybe the tree was a satanist?

BRAVO Submmiter!

That's not Jesus. IT'S FREAKIN' TED NUGENT!!!!

You'd think she'd never seen a cat's butt before...

that's funny, all I see is a grilled cheese sandwich.

/I see the angel
//it's the light part in the dark blob.
///agree with tokyogirl79, looks more like Patrick than an angel.

It looks like the tree sharted

So she cut an angel in half? Heaven is gonna be pissed.

I just took a dump a few minutes ago. It should be hitting Reuters in a bit.

/lrn 2 nooz, jakass

Confabulat: This world is full of retards and Christians. Same damn thing, really.

Yes, because a single lunatic doing something that anyone in their right mind can see is pure idiocy is a perfect illustration of a vaguely related group's mental health. God, you must be a Harvard man!

So, did they see the angel in the tree??
The headline is not clear.

I see a manatee.

ok I squinted my eyes, crossed them, walked away from the computer and looked at the image, put one hand over one eye and I'll be damned if I still can't see the damn thing.

i ain't see shiat.

Non-mexicans finding religious figures in everyday items? That's news in and of itself!!!!

I'm pretty sure that's Chester from Sifl & Olly.

/stop the bus

FTFA: When Hott learned the design became easier to see when the wood was wet, he suggested varnishing the piece.

"That will bring the grain out," he said.>


When my wood is wet sometimes I see jebus. Or yell out his name when it gets a good shellackin'.

/never saw grain come out though
//still drunk

It looks like a cat's ass.

What I don't get, is that since no one has ever seen an angel in real, so how do we know what they look like?

Kind of like saying "There's a white guy with blue eyes and long blond hair, looks just like Jesus".

moulderx1

I lol'ed

cbm5: LOL!

Is it just me, or does her hairstyle look suspiciously close to this "angel"'s.


Would've been better if she just proclaimed she found her own image in that slab of wood. Considerably less sappy, too.

/Sorry

The whole blob looks like Samus' helmet, and the white part in the middle looks like her front green glass plate thing.





Wabash made me think of Metroid.

I saw an image in a piece of wood once... True story... I saw myself! Scared the hell out of me. Then I realized it was a mirror and not a piece of wood.

sweetlamb: I lol'ed

Seems jeebus refused to allow me to close the brackets.
/he's like that
//lord love 'em

On that same line of thought, I wish her head had the same festering bullet wound as the angel's, if for nothing else but for the sake of symmetry.

/Sorry again, but for different reasons this time

An angel? No. A syphlitic vagina? Maybe. I'm referring to the log, of course.

This is my hometown newspaper, it's rare that something from my area makes it out of town, but this? I'd like to apologize for this, and it stealing precious moments of our lives that could me used to do constructive things--like play Metroid......!
It must be slow news day, but then again, isn't it always when you live in the Midwest???

That thing looks more like my guinea pig than it does an angel.