excellent tagline.

HABIJIBA

Damn, 2 short by my count.

they are not clever
they do not even make sense
worst. haikus. ever.

this post is really dumb

i am tired of bad links

someone save me now

this is about as
lame as those harry potter
broom toy submissions

crap crap crap crap crap
crap crap crap crap crap crap crap
crap crap crap crap crap

If they knew Haiku
As well as we farkers do
They would be losers

Elitotaco
Is terrible at haiku
get a clue my friend

That really blew hard
Waste of time and space I swear
Rather shave my balls

i could write better
headlines with one hand tied be
hind my freakin' back

stupid submitter
its not news, its fark dot com
and don't forget it

oh no this will be
a whole thread full of haikus
home-made by farkers

the background, it burns.
my eyeballs now need to be
washed with some Drain-o.

who ever thought of this
Must have been bored or asleep
must i make haiku?

An noble effort to
elevate this dying art,
but results are weak.

thanks _ all you dorks
time saved by not reading article
kittens to kill

bad links abound
bad haikus are just the tip of the iceberg
something 3 syllables goes here
goat bum

but remember that
haikus are about nature -
and not random stuff

(such as...)

cliche kitty romps
over grass and flowers and
is immortalized

stupid links abound
upon farkers eyes displayed
haiku much like poop

horse farker and such
having sex with animals
old man and his cow

TOTAL FARK too much
five dollars a month too high
cannot spare the change

I ain't got no time for Jibba Jabba!

Haikus aren't such
unless they involve nature
that really is all

B A big and black
Makes a gun out of a pen
reruns of A team

an unrhymed verse form of Japanese origin having three lines containing usually 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively; also : a poem in this form usually having a seasonal reference

haikus can be true
even if not about nature
take that and shove-it

looking for free porn
the internet made for sickos
cant type and jack off

get your eight hours of greens
pay attention to your milk
finish your drugs

I stand by my statement
for a Haiku to be true
nature is too

Elitotaco
clearly did his homework and
i am just ashamed.

SweaterGirl Hates Art
Vows Revenge Any Day Now
Need Three Syllables

Woot!

Early Saturday
masterbating to cartoons
Thank God for Disney

ahhh I kill me sometimes

foo on you FifthColumn

Party pooper.

let art flow free, but
if i don't go to bed now
i'll only oversleep.

but they taught us that
haikus were about nature
in grade school. huh?

SweaterGirl Spake Wrong
Must Phrase That In Haiku Form
Truth Is In The Poop

In the Fall I hike
Critters of nature abound
Clothes-less naked man

erotic?

in 17 syllables?

Nevermind. I don't want to know.

PS Thanks Kanonball for backing up the nature argument.

Get Weshly Crusher
Captain Kirk Has Been Naughter
Leather and Cuffs, Wow!

There, have some nature in that Haiku

Now i've farked up my entire slash haiku!

Haikus made by japs
silly pointless and dont rhyme
next post Lymerick!

Dark skyline above
Shaved hooker with a bad rash
Thats what it looks like

Three Hundred Haiku's
Fark should enable voting
This thread shall be long

^^^^^ gotta look at the picture on the site a while

i really don't think
having a whole thread for them
does much good at all

i find it too odd
the rug does not match curtains
really bad dye job

sleeping with your mom
Big boobies and fatty thighs
Ill send you a tape