If it wasn't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

LOL horses? HORSE THREAD!

I don't see why Lewis Black thinks that is the stupidest thing he has ever heard. It's kind of intriguing.

I don't see why Lewis Black thinks that is the stupidest thing he has ever heard. It's kind of intriguing.

I thought that at first, but then I couldn't think of any interesting reasons why a horse would put you in college.

Except that the person got a riding scholarship, went for one year, and then said fark this.

well, its good to see that they detained one of their own...

The horse tried to flee the scene, but was quickly wrestled to the ground.

/got nothin

The suspect, right, with his attorney.

Unavailable for comment.

Camilla?

Facing bankruptcy due to drug addition, and unable to land any acting roles, former child actor Mr. Ed turns to a life of petty crime, next week, on VH1: Behind the Music.

Darned horse theives!

UberDave: If it wasn't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

I'd just like to reinforce Lewis Black's words here.

quick - someone photoshop a picture of cops literally detaining a horse over a car to illustrate the ambiguous nature of English

A horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is of course
Unless the horse
Is a felon!
It blows my head!

black_knight I beat ya.

How the horse got a stolen car i'll never know

A horse is a horse, of course of course
but if it's a horse that steals, of course
you have to take a gun and shooooooooot
it in the head.

/HAHAHAHAHA
//What? What'd I say?

Someone come up with a joke involving the horse and a Ford Mustang. I know there's one there, I just can't find it.

no wind in the willows reference?

I'm impressed. Anyone over 100 years old who continues a life of crime should be congratulated.

So is the horse gonna have to pony up for his own lawyer.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache
No GIS goodness, though. :P

Freudazoid
You can ride Paris if you want to, I wouldn't touch her with a 50-foot pole completely covered in a giant condom.

"Roger that. I have the suspect right here. Ah, the ID on him says that he's Paul Revere."

Raskolnikov's Angst: quick - someone photoshop a picture of cops literally detaining a horse over a car to illustrate the ambiguous nature of English

This craptacular rush job is why I never do requests:

Isn't this how catherine the great died?

Okay, forget the damn horse...
Why is there a link on the side of the page calling Rosie O'Donnel a "Lesbian Lust-Bucket"?!!!

/Doesn't like it!

Neigh!

You'll never take me alive, coppers!

Unfunny pic of the metro police horse lying dying after being delilberately struck by a motorist. C'mon farkers, do your homework.
Dee

UberDave wins the thread.