WHOO-HOO, step one to her becoming a porn star.
I want to see her give someone a hummer or suck on some pussy.

Veggie, every porn site already has a MPEG of that.

Lesbians are our Friends...Well, only the hot ones

That's weird, so do I!!!!

....and then you think to yourself: yeah, right....

Wow, only a matter of time before we get to see some britney carpet munching!!

There is a god!

Britney is friends with Jenna?

Wow, doesn't take Miss Cleo to see where this thread is going.

Has anyone else noticed how needy girls like to say they're bisexual because they know it will get guys to pay attention to them?

Excellent. So my dream of a three-way with her and Angie Everhart just went from completely impossible to extremely unlikely.

Woohoo! Self-high-five.

Man oh man is my groin gonna hurt in the morning.

Yea right....

Bull. I seriously doubt this is a truthful article.

And the fact that it's suntimes.co.za makes me think xeerohour may be right.

Wow! Britney Spears and I actually have something in common! We both like lesbian porn!

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Ah, fark it. See ya later.

Her singing career is over, She might as well do a few porn movies to fill in the gap between now and the next episode of Where are they Now? appears on TV.....

I don't belive that shiat for a second its just to good to be true, things that sweet don't really happen

hmm titney and the olsen twins... yay!

You know when people stop paying attention, she can always go back to dressing as a school girl.

Gudel: Olsens and britney in thier school-girl outgits...we may have found a cure for gayness....

Madonna = Old and Busted

Britney = New Hotness

-bring on the new age slutfest, on fox!

All she needed with that outfit she had on during the MTV Video Awards Thursday was a whip. As for the lesbian porn who doesn't like it? heh

You know, something like this could really tarnish her reputation as a wholesome virgin.

I KNEW IT!! She's a certified, class A, muffdiver. TreeSurgeon to mothership: suspicions confirmed.
My, lesbian friend Paula once told me that if god didn't intend for it to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco. I rest my case.

This is long known. She can always be found lurking at Craigslist in women 4 women. She's always signs as Timberlack.

i forgot about that Peaceboy . Not Britney. She'd never do that. Yea, im sure it was a miracle her boobies went from c to d in a matter of weeks....i didnt know puberty lasting in girls till 19.

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LOL!

Come on Britney, do a porn - we're all pulling for you (er, so to speak).

Dear the Porn Industry:
Been wondering how to top the beast that was Pamela and Tommy Lee? We'll here's your meal ticket. I'm sure a few correctly placed phone calls and you can be on your way to early retirement.

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I just got that same E-mail. C'mon drew, no more deals with the spammers. Every time you make a deal with a spammer..god kills a foal.

farked already?!

If this is true....thank god :D

I think it might be the actual site, i got the email but i didnt post in this thread...

That's funny. It says in the article (if I remember correctly, I can't open it anymore) that Britney is 21-years-old when her birthday is December 2, 1981

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Britney.....

-is jenna going to be a regular on "o'reilly" or what?!

-defendant of porn.....i just can't farking beleive it.

Site. Is. Farked. Questionable anyway considering this is suntimes.co.za -- is that anything like the British Sun, or the American... well no, there's nothing quite like American tabloids and we have the WWN to thank for that.

Whoooooooooooooo!!!!

She will have something to fall back on

4. Celebs doing cocaine and getting drunk!



who would wanna watch celebs do cocaine?
is that a sexual thing too?

and get drunk?

hah.. i'd like to see that one..

Tom hanks.. DRINKING A BEER.. excluse footage.

"People were smoking pot - which is legal there - and men were walking into cathouses right next to the bar. Britney really seemed to be enjoying herself."

Who wouldn't?

Come on now people, you had to have known from the beginning she was a lesbo...i mean really u know that she was staring at another chick in her first video n not that dude....porn was gonna happen sooner or later, she was washed up from the first video she aired

Hey, look! It's yet another figurative stun grenade thrown by Jive Productions to bring one of their shrill, annoying 'talents' back into the spotlight. It's Britney Spears! And she likes lesbian porn!! Do we have your attention? Do we?? No? She's friends with Jenna Jameson! There we go, now you're looking.

But seriously, if this is true, this could be heralding her crossing over to a bit of a different form of entertainment.

I'm gonna call a tentative "bullshiat" to the whole thing until it is confirmed. If it isn't, I look forward to seeing a team of lawyers let fly with a barrage of legal HEAT rounds on this newspaper.

I wonder how Jenna Jameson's fiance feels about getting sloppy 182nds. All that stuff they say about pron being "Just work. For me, it's different from real sex where I care about the person" is horse hockey. A busted coont is a busted coont.

funny how it refers to her only as "Britney" in the tag and everyone knows who its talking about :P

Grateful_Phish: the only time I've ever heard about cocaine being sexual (and I wish to God I hadn't) is with fagx0rz when they dust the gerbil or other small rodent with cocaine before putting it where it was never intended to go. Maybe Richard Gere could enlighten us on this.

Hey there is nothing wrong with Girl-on-Gril action...I am Bi and a firm beliver in it. If Britney is going for it...let her hit it til she drops

Well, she was going out with that little biatch Justin...

CrackerWhore

Hey there is nothing wrong with Girl-on-Gril action...I am Bi and a firm beliver in it.

I'd find it odd if you were bi and a firm nonbeliever in it.

Chalk one up for redundancy.

/clown

I'll believe it when I see it,,and Boy Howdy do I want to see it!!!