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VeggieGuy [TotalFark] 2002-08-31 09:44:31 PM  
WHOO-HOO, step one to her becoming a porn star.
I want to see her give someone a hummer or suck on some pussy.

 
Eeek [TotalFark] 2002-08-31 09:55:05 PM  
Veggie, every porn site already has a MPEG of that.

 
TheNick 2002-09-01 12:50:20 AM  
Lesbians are our Friends...Well, only the hot ones

 
LilMuffinBoy 2002-09-01 12:50:25 AM  
That's weird, so do I!!!!

 
nearbystars 2002-09-01 12:52:46 AM  
....and then you think to yourself: yeah, right....

 
Lewbowski 2002-09-01 12:53:41 AM  
Wow, only a matter of time before we get to see some britney carpet munching!!

There is a god!

 
Sweater Girl [TotalFark] 2002-09-01 12:53:49 AM  
Britney is friends with Jenna?

Wow, doesn't take Miss Cleo to see where this thread is going.

 
Supervillain 2002-09-01 12:54:09 AM  
Has anyone else noticed how needy girls like to say they're bisexual because they know it will get guys to pay attention to them?

 
Highway 2002-09-01 12:54:27 AM  
Excellent. So my dream of a three-way with her and Angie Everhart just went from completely impossible to extremely unlikely.

Woohoo! Self-high-five.

 
mr_fogey 2002-09-01 12:54:39 AM  
Man oh man is my groin gonna hurt in the morning.

 
muddyfarker 2002-09-01 12:56:06 AM  
Yea right....

 
xeerohour 2002-09-01 12:56:55 AM  
Bull. I seriously doubt this is a truthful article.

 
gma 2002-09-01 12:58:00 AM  
And the fact that it's suntimes.co.za makes me think xeerohour may be right.

 
Heywood_Jablomee 2002-09-01 12:58:05 AM  
Wow! Britney Spears and I actually have something in common! We both like lesbian porn!

 
watson 2002-09-01 12:58:17 AM  
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Ah, fark it. See ya later.

 
Rocko67 2002-09-01 12:58:17 AM  
Her singing career is over, She might as well do a few porn movies to fill in the gap between now and the next episode of Where are they Now? appears on TV.....

 
ToeCutter 2002-09-01 01:00:18 AM  
I don't belive that shiat for a second its just to good to be true, things that sweet don't really happen

 
gudel 2002-09-01 01:01:10 AM  
hmm titney and the olsen twins... yay!

 
diablopin 2002-09-01 01:03:04 AM  
You know when people stop paying attention, she can always go back to dressing as a school girl.

 
Dr.Death 2002-09-01 01:07:04 AM  
Gudel: Olsens and britney in thier school-girl outgits...we may have found a cure for gayness....

 
Bauer [TotalFark] 2002-09-01 01:07:47 AM  
Madonna = Old and Busted

Britney = New Hotness

-bring on the new age slutfest, on fox!

 
Mikey_B 2002-09-01 01:07:54 AM  
All she needed with that outfit she had on during the MTV Video Awards Thursday was a whip. As for the lesbian porn who doesn't like it? heh

 
Peaceboy [TotalFark] 2002-09-01 01:08:26 AM  
You know, something like this could really tarnish her reputation as a wholesome virgin.

 
TreeSurgeon 2002-09-01 01:09:18 AM  
I KNEW IT!! She's a certified, class A, muffdiver. TreeSurgeon to mothership: suspicions confirmed.
My, lesbian friend Paula once told me that if god didn't intend for it to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco. I rest my case.

 
randomBob 2002-09-01 01:09:30 AM  
This is long known. She can always be found lurking at Craigslist in women 4 women. She's always signs as Timberlack.

 
Dr.Death 2002-09-01 01:10:39 AM  
i forgot about that Peaceboy . Not Britney. She'd never do that. Yea, im sure it was a miracle her boobies went from c to d in a matter of weeks....i didnt know puberty lasting in girls till 19.

 
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Barry 2002-09-01 01:13:50 AM  
LOL!

 
Nightsweat 2002-09-01 01:14:23 AM  
Come on Britney, do a porn - we're all pulling for you (er, so to speak).

 
elpollodiablo69 2002-09-01 01:18:27 AM  
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TreeSurgeon 2002-09-01 01:18:33 AM  
I just got that same E-mail. C'mon drew, no more deals with the spammers. Every time you make a deal with a spammer..god kills a foal.

 
gensucht 2002-09-01 01:20:10 AM  
farked already?!

 
Ewok Assassin 2002-09-01 01:22:27 AM  
If this is true....thank god :D

 
Steve Case 2002-09-01 01:23:02 AM  
I think it might be the actual site, i got the email but i didnt post in this thread...

 
tarus 2002-09-01 01:30:10 AM  
That's funny. It says in the article (if I remember correctly, I can't open it anymore) that Britney is 21-years-old when her birthday is December 2, 1981

 
BeerBoobies 2002-09-01 01:31:01 AM  
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Britney.....

 
Bauer [TotalFark] 2002-09-01 01:31:22 AM  
-is jenna going to be a regular on "o'reilly" or what?!

-defendant of porn.....i just can't farking beleive it.

 
Air_Hadoken 2002-09-01 01:32:22 AM  
Site. Is. Farked. Questionable anyway considering this is suntimes.co.za -- is that anything like the British Sun, or the American... well no, there's nothing quite like American tabloids and we have the WWN to thank for that.

 
RobbieFal 2002-09-01 01:32:55 AM  
Whoooooooooooooo!!!!

She will have something to fall back on

 
Grateful_Phish 2002-09-01 01:35:03 AM  
4. Celebs doing cocaine and getting drunk!



who would wanna watch celebs do cocaine?
is that a sexual thing too?

and get drunk?

hah.. i'd like to see that one..

Tom hanks.. DRINKING A BEER.. excluse footage.

 
Brocktoon 2002-09-01 01:35:17 AM  
"People were smoking pot - which is legal there - and men were walking into cathouses right next to the bar. Britney really seemed to be enjoying herself."

Who wouldn't?

 
PsychoBtch 2002-09-01 01:37:05 AM  
Come on now people, you had to have known from the beginning she was a lesbo...i mean really u know that she was staring at another chick in her first video n not that dude....porn was gonna happen sooner or later, she was washed up from the first video she aired

 
bleeding_patriot 2002-09-01 01:40:06 AM  
Hey, look! It's yet another figurative stun grenade thrown by Jive Productions to bring one of their shrill, annoying 'talents' back into the spotlight. It's Britney Spears! And she likes lesbian porn!! Do we have your attention? Do we?? No? She's friends with Jenna Jameson! There we go, now you're looking.

But seriously, if this is true, this could be heralding her crossing over to a bit of a different form of entertainment.

 
The King of Toast 2002-09-01 01:41:34 AM  
I'm gonna call a tentative "bullshiat" to the whole thing until it is confirmed. If it isn't, I look forward to seeing a team of lawyers let fly with a barrage of legal HEAT rounds on this newspaper.

I wonder how Jenna Jameson's fiance feels about getting sloppy 182nds. All that stuff they say about pron being "Just work. For me, it's different from real sex where I care about the person" is horse hockey. A busted coont is a busted coont.

 
fox1324 2002-09-01 01:43:50 AM  
funny how it refers to her only as "Britney" in the tag and everyone knows who its talking about :P

 
The King of Toast 2002-09-01 01:44:28 AM  
Grateful_Phish: the only time I've ever heard about cocaine being sexual (and I wish to God I hadn't) is with fagx0rz when they dust the gerbil or other small rodent with cocaine before putting it where it was never intended to go. Maybe Richard Gere could enlighten us on this.

 
CrackerWhore 2002-09-01 01:44:38 AM  
Hey there is nothing wrong with Girl-on-Gril action...I am Bi and a firm beliver in it. If Britney is going for it...let her hit it til she drops

 
BigPimpin 2002-09-01 01:44:55 AM  
Well, she was going out with that little biatch Justin...

 
Air_Hadoken 2002-09-01 01:48:37 AM  
CrackerWhore

Hey there is nothing wrong with Girl-on-Gril action...I am Bi and a firm beliver in it.

I'd find it odd if you were bi and a firm nonbeliever in it.

Chalk one up for redundancy.

/clown

 
Warchild [TotalFark] 2002-09-01 01:49:24 AM  
I'll believe it when I see it,,and Boy Howdy do I want to see it!!!

 
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