That's an interesting map. Strange Maps is a great site if you're a geography geek such as myself.

Hmmm...I kind of like this map. I think I'll like the problem of illegals sneaking over my new border much more than my current problem. Following FIBs towing boats at 60 mph in the left lane on the interstate on their way to the Dells.

Nice headline. And cool map idea.

/california surrenders

Ahh I'm in Vietnam!

Canada got pwnd.........

Looks like it's back to the Tennessee Oilers again.

/and Illinois needs a border fence, quick!

Yay!

I'm in a fiercely secular nation!

It's a huge improvement!

When is Oregon going to nuke Alabama (or vice versa)?

/there are enough Russians in my part of NJ to make Russia seem a logical choice.

We've here in Nashua, where we have secretly replaced the fine coffee that is the state of New Hampshire with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if anyone notices the difference.

Crap, I'm Canadian!

/eh

Maryland? That's not too bad.

This doesn't mean I have to like the Orioles, right?

damageddude: /there are enough Russians in my part of NJ to make Russia seem a logical choice.

Last I noticed, there was one running through the snow around the Pine Barrens.

I agree with Author that GDP per Capita would be much more telling.

/Fark I'm Dutch!

So, can I expect to see Hugo Chavez at the Iowa City KwikShop anytime soon?

You know, one time back in Rhode Island, we were pinned down by Charlie after trying to take Warwick. We had to call in an airstrike from Quanset, then we got to the LZ in East Greenwich.

Yay! Sweden. Where are the blonde nymphos?

Throw another shrimp on the barby, mate!

California is France. Poetic justice at work.

Those damn Mexicans need to stop sneaking into Canada.

Wow... That shows how rich the US is. Yay us!

If you live in Kansas like me, you note with a smile that we own both Arkansas and Oklahoma.

/Shakes fist at Missouri.

OH THE IRONY OF CALIFORNIA!!!!!

It couldn't have been more accurate!

I looked at Maine and saw something called "Moroco."

WTF is a Moroco?

Michigan at number 20? I call shenanigans.

And to think that all this time I thought I was in the Terry Gilliam version of Brazil.

Minnesota is Norway. Isn't everyone in Minnesota either Norewegian or Hmong?

They need to stop sneaking (into welcoming, open arms) into France, dammit!

Texas is Canada, huh. Well, Texas has won more Stanley Cups in the last decade than Canada has, so they have a leg up.

Brazil? This explains all the shemales. I thought it was just bad luck.

I'm French?

/Surrenders.

/But, but, but ... Estonia!

Go Romania!

I hear the Brazil is due for a hurricane

/We need a Korea Rupublic tag now

millertrey, as a californian that's exactly what I thought. at least we got the good wine... kinda like france. oh...damn... like france.

There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Pennsylvanians

"I have no strong feelings one way or the other"

/Georgia Boy

now, let's play "What Fits into Mother Russia!"

/California = France, tru dat

Last One Left: Maryland? That's not too bad.

This doesn't mean I have to like the Orioles, right?

I'm in Maryland, and I don't like the Orioles. Their damn retarded fatty fans take up all the parking during Otakon.

And, if Bush gets his druthers from Congress, this is about what the map will look like in ten years. Fur real.

Buck Fush. His "legacy" is going to smell for years.

\Conservative

why does the list go to 51?

Well that's pointless.

I always suspected Iowa was a bunch of filthy commies.

Y'all Welcome to Texas, eh?

I don't even know anyone who speaks Portugese.

Norwegian!

Go to Condorcet voting, and get rid of primaries altogether.

strothgar: why does the list go to 51?

District of Columbia

Minnesota is Norway. Isn't everyone in Minnesota either Norewegian or Hmong?

Yea. Us Norwegians brought the Hmong in because we needed to spread some awesome around.

We also have one of the largest Somali populations in the nation.

I didn't realize that so many Aussie Rules football players were criminals...

Last One Left
Maryland? That's not too bad.
This doesn't mean I have to like the Orioles, right?

If you don't, we'll cane you!

Oh, wait, that's Singapore, not Hong Kong, right?

/nevermind