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(MDN) Scary The latest Japanese fad: hiring 70-year-old prostitutes   (mdn.mainichi.co.jp) divider line 160
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SyNNeR 2002-08-29 11:57:52 AM  
Eww...Ewwwww...oh and EWWWWW

_SyN

 
AndrewFish 2002-08-29 01:09:33 PM  
What the fark is wrong with Japan?

 
Mikey_B 2002-08-29 01:09:41 PM  
w00t!

 
shithead 2002-08-29 01:09:53 PM  
NO.

 
reefy 2002-08-29 01:10:26 PM  
ewww just ewwww gah thats just gah
i know someone else has already said it but i dont care
ewwww ahhhh ewwwwww uhhhhhh ewwwww

 
DBCooper 2002-08-29 01:11:29 PM  
That is just wrong in so many different ways. Oh, the humanity...

 
bradth27 2002-08-29 01:12:06 PM  
What's wrong with you people? Old women are HOT!

 
vetbridge 2002-08-29 01:12:38 PM  
no teeth = great head

{/crude joke}

 
stubblyhead 2002-08-29 01:12:40 PM  
this goes to show you that greater acceptance of different sexual interests is indeed a double-edged sword.

 
bass555 2002-08-29 01:12:50 PM  
I thought the Japanese were all into schoolgirls and such...

 
CommieSheep 2002-08-29 01:13:30 PM  
"Kei started off with a 69, followed by some lateral slide action. His second round started when Kiyoko took out her teeth and serviced him orally, but he was too concerned about her body odor to finish the job."

Way too much information.

 
DalePickle 2002-08-29 01:13:51 PM  
I was pretty into that until the body odor part

 
LightGiver [TotalFark] 2002-08-29 01:13:54 PM  
I heard those japs were kinky but shiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

 
b4st4rd 2002-08-29 01:14:04 PM  
Probably just a dyslexic reporter. I'm sure it was really 07. However these are the same people who crap in each other's mouths to get off, so who knows?

 
LoveLola 2002-08-29 01:15:58 PM  
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - as if bukake wasn't enough - loving the blue hairs, and they're actually PROUD of the fact it remind them of their grandmothers??? Incestuous as well??? Those atom bombs did far more damage then we know.....

 
DBCooper 2002-08-29 01:17:30 PM  
I mean... geez... she could break a hip!

 
Coondog 2002-08-29 01:18:15 PM  
That is the most unpleasant thing I have read today.

 
Yosarian 2002-08-29 01:18:56 PM  
It was gross enough as it was, but then I read the "just like Grandma giving me lunch money" remark. AHHHHHHH!

Time for a 3-hour-shower.

 
Pokey_Underwood 2002-08-29 01:19:03 PM  
OMFG!! She took her teeth out and serviced him orally???

I'm not hungry anymore :(

 
fury211 2002-08-29 01:19:04 PM  
"Hey baby! i got a 6 pack of geritol! let's get frisky!"

 
lordargent 2002-08-29 01:19:19 PM  
woah woah, get off the island

of course, this leaves all the young prostitutes for the rest of us

 
MunzoMan 2002-08-29 01:20:39 PM  
His second round started when Kiyoko took out her teeth and serviced him orally, but he was too concerned about her body odor to finish the job.


Yeah right...it must have been some pretty bad BO, it was more likely the idea that he was watching GRANDMA SUCK HIM OFF!!!

/retch

 
strife 2002-08-29 01:20:43 PM  
can we make a "Japan" tag now?

 
TripleWithCheese 2002-08-29 01:21:09 PM  
"His second round started when Kiyoko took out her teeth and serviced him orally, but he was too concerned about her body odor to finish the job."

The smell didn't bug him while he was eating her but suddenly when he's gettting blown the smell is over whelming?

Guess the 70 year olds must be the only ones over there without some kind of VD, but you probably have to buy them steaks instead of Big Macs.

 
sihaya 2002-08-29 01:21:29 PM  
i'm waiting for someone to say "i'd hit it"

 
sPanKmAsTer 2002-08-29 01:21:30 PM  
Oh why can't there be pictures?

 
guylorensmith 2002-08-29 01:22:03 PM  
I'm getting nauseated just reading the comments on this thread. Not even gonna consider reading the article.

 
the_cheerful_slut 2002-08-29 01:23:28 PM  
I can understand guys liking older women. But I mean "Mrs. Robinson" older, not grandma older.

 
Yosarian 2002-08-29 01:24:18 PM  
"she peeled off her skin-tight Depends, slipped her teeth into a glass on the nightstand, threw back a double shot of Metamucil and then proceeced to teach me how they had sex back in the old days......"

 
Dr Moron 2002-08-29 01:25:32 PM  
Must..use...scrub brush...to...clean... my eyes.

 
deadduke 2002-08-29 01:25:37 PM  
I think it is safe to say that Japan is the most degenerate society on earth.

 
SmoothTex 2002-08-29 01:26:24 PM  



Don Knotts sez: "You gotta Nip that Nip in the Nip!"

 
StephenFalken 2002-08-29 01:26:47 PM  
was that "he started off with a 69" year old? i mean, wouldn't the body odor have mattered more if he's licking her, rather than simply getting a BJ?

 
ShoeNut 2002-08-29 01:27:40 PM  
So, he must have said no thanks to the shower. His bad. 69 okay, bj not good? Interesting.

 
himemachones 2002-08-29 01:28:15 PM  
I would NOT hit it.

 
FarkU_UFarkingFark 2002-08-29 01:28:26 PM  
If you are into school girls and also grandmas, then do you average out to be normal?

 
hoyab 2002-08-29 01:28:54 PM  
WTF?????????????

 
Vinegar Tom 2002-08-29 01:28:58 PM  
I think it's high time for a "Japan" tag.

 
Kammat 2002-08-29 01:29:40 PM  
Someone get the Vat o'Chlorox, STAT!

 
mghb2000 2002-08-29 01:30:44 PM  
W. T. F. !!!

 
AmyJK 2002-08-29 01:32:06 PM  
just a question here, but what are you guys gonna do when your 70? Bet you hope your still farkin someone!!!

oh yeah, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

 
greatbigfatperson [TotalFark] 2002-08-29 01:32:19 PM  
[sobs silently in cubicle at work]

 
UnmovedMover 2002-08-29 01:32:31 PM  
Maybe thge top of her head smelled?

 
albo [TotalFark] 2002-08-29 01:32:52 PM  
never have i heard the phrase "lateral slide action."
a little help?

 
bass555 2002-08-29 01:33:00 PM  
"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

*scrubs self, muttering "clean...must...get..clean..."

 
dattaway 2002-08-29 01:33:11 PM  
I like older women myself, but I'd rather be old before I have to compete with that age group.

 
Yosarian 2002-08-29 01:34:07 PM  
"I went down on him and I can't get up!" New medic Alert bracelet.

 
MrGumboPants 2002-08-29 01:34:50 PM  
Some people dress up like Optimus Prime, some people want to fark old ladies. Whatever.. just about anything you're not 'supposed' to do will seem kinky and fun for a little while.

 
tarvuz 2002-08-29 01:35:33 PM  
oh...I thought it said..70 babies...like 70, year old prostitutes.

 
chayex 2002-08-29 01:35:35 PM  
"everybody knows the japs are world class perverts"

name the movie.

anybody?

 
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