Whenever I rub my boobs, the ducks score a goal.

I have a flat middle finger.

I have a huuuuge taint.

I LOVE BIPLANES.

if I wear purple, I wear purple

I used to be on an international puppetry team.

I do what I want 'cause I got to be free.

I am a pirate.

I scared Adam West dressed like a giant pig.

I can play chess.

Blindfolded.

1 kidney

3 testicles

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

I have been kicked out of cuba

/aw

I have as stab wound, and a slash wound right next to each other. They happened 10 years apart.

I have nice boobs.

/Oh wait.. weird?

I have four middle names that rhyme.

I fly standby

I intensely dislike Barry Manilow but find "Copacabana" to be an excellent song.

I was in an orthodontic medical journal.

bean cookies

Double jointed thumbs

Four-year-olds can't be convicted of murder.

Had a bellybutton the size of fifty-cent piece

I have been kicked out of Canada.

I like butter and salt on cantaloupe.

I bleed for a week and don't die.

I'm an addict.

/What am I addicted to...? I'll never teeelllll

I once assisted in a surgery to remove a 6-inch piece of pencil from a hole between my big toe and my second toe.

I just died in your arms tonight.

I am a case study for all neurosurgy students at a Chicago hospital.

One of my toes was cut off after being caught in a bicycle chain when I was four. They sewed it back on, but rotated about ten degrees too far to the right.

I am anti-condiment.

Don't wanna be all by myself.

If I eat honey, I get hives.

It's funny, yet not very funny when I'm itchy.

I dug out a planter's wart from my foot with an exacto knife.

jumped a gaurd rail fell out and got back in the car.

YouWinAgainGravity: Don't wanna be all by myself.

With everything else you have ever said, I can't, I just can't imagine you whining this. It just isn't working for me.

I'm related to Humphrey Bogart

I was once ejected from Buckingham Palace.

GetBent, my brother is also anti-condiment. Hmmm... You could start your own race of anti-condiments.

I have 13 scars, two are over a foot long

Scar from a machete wound on my middle finger.

All of the sudden I started writing in English English.

With the 'ou' in everything instead of 'o'.

I can't put anything in my pants pockets. freaks me out.

I have a major thing in a bad, yet good way for a TFer.

I have one eyebrow considerably higher than the other due to have a peice of skin the size of quarter being removed when I was 19 by a VW radio knob.

When I was younger I was worried I looked like Spock. No I don't care.

I have no nerves on that side of my forehead either.

very flexible.

If I cough a lot, my back starts to itch right between my shoulder blades. Like mad.

If I scratch that itch right away, the itch seems to travel around to my tits.

I've been bleeding for 26 hours from a shaving nick.
/Tell me why?

i stalk people