submitter: Dumb Dora Was SO DUMB that when she heard Charles Nelson Reilly had died, instead of praying that he would Rest In Peace she prayed that he would Rest In (blank)

peas.

Whoa...I guess that means Richard Dawson will have to replace him, now, on the show :(

Brett Somers, what's your answer?



(Click here for you young whippersnappers)

Penis?

since a rousing round of applause would be inappropriate for such a situation, i'll give a golf clap to the subby

Florida. That's my answer, and I'm sticking with it.

you know you're getting old when Brett Somers is hittable.

HOW DUMB WAS SHE!

He was so...scrumtrilescent.

Mayonnaise.

...subby's rectum?

Finally die after having a descent acting part in The X-Files?

I read Charles Nelson Reilly and immediately thought Craig T. Nelson..... I thought that Mr. Incredible had died. Then I looked him up on IMDB.COM and found out Jason Lee was the voice of Syndrome....

/enough beer, already Rusty, enough.

That's too bad. He was great on Match Game.

/Did the Ultimate Warrior kill him?

Excellent, subby.

lest we forget,the Bic Banana will be missed.

Hll hll.

the cemetery?

/RIP sorta-funny man Strange ham he was, and what was with those coke bottle eyeglasses?

Pieces?.

i can finally put the face to the name from the song lyric

"charles nelson reilly nailed to a cross".

/obscure?

Nice headline subby. The real question is, What's the strangest place Dumb Dora and her husband have made whoopee?

/oops, wrong gameshow

The Secret Square.

Verbing, kudos for being jonny-on the spot

If you get a chance, watch the episode of Millenium that he appeared in. It was the best episode of the series. He reprised his role from the X-Files. One of his best roles ever. Even had a reference to Lidsville.

He will be missed.

/Rest in Peace, Mr. Reilly

Wait, wait, wait.

Charles Nelson Reilly was still alive?

Goodnight, (Blank)man.

/Apologies to Damon Wayans

Bed?

What does Charles think of his obituary?



/If anyone would appreciate a little good-natured humor like that, I'm sure it would be him.
//RIP.

It's just me on a hilltop with 15 girls and a Charles Nelson Reilly orgy that will make your hair curl.

Goodnight Jose Chung!

Farkers, please. Let us not forget his sublime performance in "Cannonball Run II".

/I LOOOVE the Match Game!

one time betty white laughed so hard her boob popped out.

/scrumtrelescent

Patrick Hughes the third?

/Not with that negative attitude!

Charles Nelson Reilly was GAY!!?

Orly!!

"The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead."

--Charles Nelson Reilly

/who's laughing now??

RIP, Charles Nelson Reilly.

He and Paul Lynde both stole Alice Ghostley's nasal schtick in the 60's. But it worked for all three of them.

Good night, funnyman!

+1 subby
RIP

/a bit embarrassed I know who CNR was
//a lot embarrassed I know he voiced the "Dirty Bubble" on Spongebob

I said rest in the restroom. Oh, boo yourself.

Waiting to say "hi-iiii" in Heaven.

I like hubcaps, I like laundry, I like waffles, I like antfarms
I like recess picnics, and eatin' pork and beans
I like tinfoil and bowties
I like cardboard and moon pies
When I'm soaking in the bathtub, I like shootin' submarines
Shootin' submarines
I like Snoopy, I like Droopy, I like Charles Nelson Reilly!!
I like Hee-Haw, Fat Albert, and I also like corn
I like cornflakes, corndogs
I like corn bread and cornstarch
I like the band Korn and popcorn, I like all kinds of corn
ALL KINDS OF CORN!

Swiper, no swiping!

/wrong show? it fits

I ended up having to go to work today, by choice really, todays a down day. But anyway, I'm sitting in man forsaken Gila Bend eating a freaking BK salad, cause quality eating seems to have forsaken the boonies, and I am listening to what's going on around me.

The music of choice in man forsaken hell seems to be country music. The table next to me is what I assume is a family, and who I assume to be the Dad of the family mentions that he misses John Denver. At which point, a chick I assume to be his daughter says that she is sure JD will make a comeback soon. At which point, the person I assume to be the mother of the bunch let's her know that JD is dead. To which the daughter deadpans, that's probably going to be a problem.

At which point, I thought, where the fark have you been, or where are you from? I didn't catch their license plate as they left.

Later on, when I was washing my hands in the bathroom, I couldn't help but notice the homeless man shaving in the sink next to me.

We live in an odd world.

Just came in to make sure someone made a Dead Milkmen reference.

Carry on.

goofoffgoose

But how's Abe Vigoda?

/RIP funny man.

How dumb was she?!

I watched him growing up. Live in the now people.

And girls, that means give your boyfriends or hubbies lots of blowj*bs. That's why you were put on the planet, afterall.

Stop me, before I get all misty...