Eva LOLngoria!!!111

" (No...it didn't say Jazz, but you could hardly tell) What was SHE thinking??? I would have to say Eva is the biggest NBA groupie to hit the building since Madonna followed Dennis Rodman here with the Spurs some 10 years ago!"

/Grow up.

Gotta love a writer mentioning this that can't even bother to include a picture of said discussion topic. How retarded.

Lots of KUTV links. Utah Farkers, Unite!

/feels icky

Is there some pun of missing, or did he misspell "straight" twice in that bit about Kobe?

*I'm* missing

Just to be on the safe side, she should attend all future matches nude.

/I'm just sayin.

"Just to be on the safe side, she should attend all future matches nude."

THAT would be news worthy ;)

Heh, it wasn't just Jazz colors. It was the free Jazz T-Shirt they gave everyone in the arena.

It's jazz, baby!

Spurs are taking this in 5.

She must have left this in the limo.

perhaps she should have removed her clothing.

- just saying

/not proud
//or tired

no pics yet? damn it jebus

Its funny that she's lke 40 and has convinced everyone she is both young and hot.


/look for pics of her without makeup.

Its funny that she's lke 40 and has convinced everyone she is both young and hot.


/look for pics of her without makeup.

I agree. On that horrible TV show, she is definitely fappable, but given her look off camera without makeup, and add in that 5 year old attitude, I would NOT hit it.

godofusa.com: I would NOT hit it.

I would but involving several demeaning methods. :D

perhaps she should have removed her clothing.

Perhaps you're on to something, there.

godofusa.com: I agree. On that horrible TV show, she is definitely fappable, but given her look off camera without makeup, and add in that 5 year old attitude, I would NOT hit it.

Judging by your MySpace page, you wouldn't hit it because you are gay.

Could godofusa.com become the next studman69?

to quote the great philosopher sir caveman of geico, UH WHAT!? you wouldnt fark eva longoria??? i would hit it so many times for so long the world would begin to slow down stop then reverse and asspplode

bostonowns

ASSpplodes? Sounds like a sexual term.

/I'd assplode on her

godofusa.com: I would NOT hit it.

completely laughable. what, like she'd come up to you and say, "lets hit", and you'd be like, "nah... nah, i'm cool. thanks though".

sure thing there buddy.

yeah, mediocre at best. I'd hit it for the money though. (pops)

Has she got a mustace in that first picture? She looks like Che Guvarra after a 36 hour bender!

haha, that's kind of strange. i go to college with godofusa.com and i know he's a loser. he spends all his time at college on DC++ talking to the other nerds. a real babe magnet right there. strange what you'll find on fark sometimes.