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(MSNBC) NewsFlash MSNBC reporting Jerry Falwell condition downgraded to dead   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 1982
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Julieahni [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:32:04 PM  
He's pining for the fjords.

 
Fantine71 2007-05-15 01:33:01 PM  
That's because there is not one mention of death on MSNBC. Nice try, sub.

 
tchamber 2007-05-15 01:35:51 PM  
AP just confirmed his death as well, quoting Liberty University officials.

Fantine71: Yes there was.

 
Tresser [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:39:04 PM  
it's on CNN now

 
Guy Innagorillasuit [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:40:23 PM  
Good night, funnyman.

 
sugarpop 2007-05-15 01:40:44 PM  
Goodnight, Fundyman.

 
wyltoknow [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:40:45 PM  
Holy fark on a stick, submitter's right.

 
cfletch13 2007-05-15 01:42:35 PM  
Ah, but will he get on the cart?

 
BizarreRecords 2007-05-15 01:43:07 PM  
www.bizarrerecords.com

The world just became a little less evil.

 
dj4aces [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:43:10 PM  
I guess there really is a God, after all.

 
theeasterndandy 2007-05-15 01:43:29 PM  
Where's your Messiah now?

 
silverblues 2007-05-15 01:43:30 PM  
My headline FTW!

 
MrToast 2007-05-15 01:43:31 PM  
He smells more of grave than gravy.

 
MorePeasPlease 2007-05-15 01:43:32 PM  
sugarpop: Goodnight, Fundyman.

You get a cookie!

 
ZigThis 2007-05-15 01:43:33 PM  
He'll get over it...

 
Mr.Bean 2007-05-15 01:43:34 PM  
But now who will judge me?

 
von fapowitz 2007-05-15 01:43:34 PM  
Goodnight, funny man.

 
TurtleFat 2007-05-15 01:43:40 PM  
your next Sharpton!!!

1 down, 2 billion to go

 
biglebowski 2007-05-15 01:43:42 PM  
HOMOWNED!!!!

 
bloodbank 2007-05-15 01:43:46 PM  
joy.

 
unclemongo [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:43:46 PM  
Now what we need is a good Iranian-style wake, where they carry the corpse through the streets and mobs rip bits off of it.

Of course, in this case, that might not be done out of reverence, and some of the fingers doing the ripping might be masculine, but with a fresh coat of nail gloss ...

 
MickCollins 2007-05-15 01:43:47 PM  
Anyone have a handbasket?

 
Trivia Jockey [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:43:49 PM  
Wasn't this same headline used for Anna Nicole Smith?

 
Dissociater 2007-05-15 01:43:49 PM  
That's right! Dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy land!

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:43:49 PM  
Awesome.

Enjoy hell, arsehole.

 
Warthog [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:43:50 PM  
I'll put on my asbestos underpants and ask collected Farkdom: Is Jerry Falwell in Heaven, Hell, or neither? Why do you think so?

/willing to ask the question, but not going to take a position

 
Nutcase [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:43:50 PM  
DAMN, beat me on the downgraded line....

 
ratbert 2007-05-15 01:43:56 PM  
Oh, no! Who will molest the children?

/Good night, funny man
//Enjoy your sojourn to hell!

 
bigspur [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:43:57 PM  
Mormons. The correct answer is Mormons.

 
Kyro [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:43:57 PM  
He's just stunned.

 
vorro [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:44:00 PM  
I have to admit, I'm having a very hard time shedding a tear.

 
moresugar 2007-05-15 01:44:00 PM  
It was all those abortion-loving gay homosexuals, I'll bet you.

/praise Jesus!

 
wintremute 2007-05-15 01:44:02 PM  
Good Riddance

 
All_Farked_Up 2007-05-15 01:44:04 PM  
Put another evangelist on the fire!

 
Unblowupable 2007-05-15 01:44:05 PM  
The world is a safer place now.

Bye Bye Jerry, ye will not be missed.

 
DonSlice 2007-05-15 01:44:07 PM  
I hope he burns in Hell.

 
Helena Handbasket 2007-05-15 01:44:14 PM  
Ding dong the witch is dead...

Get that backhoe a-diggin. Gonna need a big hole for this one.

 
loungechaircarebear 2007-05-15 01:44:16 PM  
the singer from Jane's Addiction died? who?

 
tweekster 2007-05-15 01:44:16 PM  
So now can the left claim God is punishing him? and that he must have gone against gods will?

 
Adman12 [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:44:18 PM  
At least now he knows whether or not he got it right.

 
katskratch 2007-05-15 01:44:24 PM  
there is a god.

 
Norman Greenbaum 2007-05-15 01:44:28 PM  
Schadenfreude. In a big way.

 
xtex 2007-05-15 01:44:31 PM  
Ah.. This makes me happy. So very happy.

That bastard is the reason half of my family disowned me fifteen years ago.

 
shaggenstein 2007-05-15 01:44:32 PM  
See you in hell Falwell

 
sararenne 2007-05-15 01:44:46 PM  
He was an evil, spiteful, horrible horrible man. I don't celebrate anyones death, and I am not exactly celebrating this mans. But I am glad I won't be hearing his words of hate anymore. He was the reason I turned away from the Christian religion. If he was the public figurehead to the Christian faith, I wanted nothing to do with it

 
Galvatron Zero 2007-05-15 01:44:47 PM  
"Upgraded to dead" would have worked for me.

 
Alex Chilton 2007-05-15 01:44:48 PM  
As with the radical Islamic nuts in the Middle East, I'm sure there's 100 people equally crazy ready to replace him.

 
rpa [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:44:49 PM  
hmm... this was one of those things where my first impulse is to be happy someone's dead. then i realize that's just wrong, because it's another human being.


then i realize it wasn't a human being, it was jerry falwell.

 
ozone [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:44:50 PM  
submitter: MSNBC reporting Jerry Falwell condition downgraded to dead upgraded to zombie.

/fify.

 
MotleyC 2007-05-15 01:44:58 PM  
Rot in Hell you piece of crap. Good Riddance to bad trash. Someone point me to the gravesite the morning coffee has run it's course.

 
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