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(newsadvance.com) News Jerry Falwell found unresponsive on office floor, taken to Lynchburg Hospital   (newsadvance.com) divider line 555
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Mr. Murder 2007-05-15 12:36:41 PM  
Hallelujah!

 
MisterTweak 2007-05-15 12:37:16 PM  
Ron Godwin, the executive vice president of Liberty University, confirmed that Falwell was found unconscious in his office after missing an appointment this morning.

Godwin?

 
ics4s 2007-05-15 12:38:23 PM  
So i guess him and jesus arent bff anymore?

 
vdantev 2007-05-15 12:39:08 PM  
please please please please please........

 
DwightFrank [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 12:39:19 PM  
what happened to the hooker?

 
Kitwilly [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 12:40:15 PM  
would Fred Phelps protest his funeral? I

 
KazamaSmokers 2007-05-15 12:40:26 PM  
Off you go now, Jer.

 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 12:42:12 PM  
Good night, funnyman.

 
TheGrayCat [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 12:44:30 PM  
Beam him up, Jesus!

 
KazamaSmokers 2007-05-15 12:47:24 PM  
He will not be missed.

 
wrecktheplace 2007-05-15 12:47:30 PM  
Holy shiat it's the rapture... We're all farked!

 
Kitwilly [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 12:48:34 PM  
I just heard that Kirk Cameron is being airlifted there by Octoraptor.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 12:48:46 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. No rapture for you, dicksmack!

 
Rain-Monkey [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 12:49:17 PM  
This is Fark and all, but I'd like to offer the following:

Pray for the man.

 
winterlongone [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 12:50:13 PM  
say hi to satan for us, jerry! congrats on ripping off all those old ladies!

 
Miss_Jive_Turkey [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 12:50:34 PM  
Now who's gonna throw diplomas at drivers that ride through campus?

 
ozone [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 12:50:46 PM  
img260.imageshack.us

 
surfnazi 2007-05-15 12:51:25 PM  
$5 says he's in for a coma relating to meth and gay sex binging.

 
TFer 2007-05-15 12:52:50 PM  
If he missed a morning meeting, and then they found him unresponsive in his office at noon... he's a goner, folks.

 
EvilElecBlanket [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 12:53:09 PM  
Brrrrrrains

 
skinsalive 2007-05-15 12:54:25 PM  
Blacks and Gays breathe a deep sigh of relief

 
Meet Us at the Stick [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 12:55:31 PM  
wrecktheplace: Holy shiat it's the rapture... We're all farked!

WooHoo! Free Stuff!!

 
TheCharmerUnderMe [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 12:56:00 PM  
Goodnight, funnyman.

 
Southpaw018 [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 12:56:55 PM  
Eventually, even god's patience runs out.

 
damageddude [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 12:57:18 PM  
what happened to the hooker?

Smoking blow with Tinky Winky out back?

 
nekom [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 12:58:51 PM  
could be a REAL trolly day in these parts today.

 
DigitalCoffee 2007-05-15 12:58:58 PM  
I'm thinking that he's being punished by God for presuming to speak for God and getting it mostly wrong.

/does this elevator go up or down?

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:00:18 PM  
Damn its a shame he didn't live long enough to see the rapture.

 
awooga [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:01:03 PM  
Sooner or later..God'll cut you down.

 
XRatedOuroboros 2007-05-15 01:01:18 PM  
Guess God finally got around to striking him down.

 
crunchyfist 2007-05-15 01:01:44 PM  
Jerry Falwell found unconscious, taken to hospital

May 15, 2007

ASSOCIATED PRESS

LYNCHBURG, Va. - The Rev. Jerry Falwell was found unconscious in his office Tuesday and taken to the hospital, a Liberty University executive told a newspaper.

Ron Godwin, the executive vice president of the school, told The News & Advance of Lynchburg that Falwell was found unconscious after missing an appointment Tuesday morning. Falwell arrived at Lynchburg General Hospital around noon, the newspaper reported on its Web site.

When contacted by The Associated Press, Godwin said he couldn't talk at that time.

Godwinned?


 
Colonel_Debugger 2007-05-15 01:02:20 PM  
Finally some good news for America

 
KazamaSmokers 2007-05-15 01:02:23 PM  
$10 says its autoerotoc asphyxiation.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2007-05-15 01:02:29 PM  
This man has offering nothing but negatives to the world during his life. The world will be a better place without him and his type screwing it up.

 
Billy Ligue 2007-05-15 01:02:30 PM  
put a fork in 'im, he's done

 
aszure 2007-05-15 01:02:35 PM  
rds.yahoo.com

 
squidloe 2007-05-15 01:02:43 PM  
So, there really is a God?

Like someone else mentioned. He missed a morning meeting and was not found until afternoon. Not looking good.

 
orclover 2007-05-15 01:02:43 PM  
Meh: "Falwell called back to the boss's office to discuss his piss poor working habbits."

/always submitting too late.

 
Galvatron Zero 2007-05-15 01:02:43 PM  
wrecktheplace
Holy shiat it's the rapture... We're all farked!

You, good sir, win this thread.

Almost snorted my coffee.

 
djtripod 2007-05-15 01:02:45 PM  
Now if we all just send $50 to his ministry, we can GUARANTEE his deliverance....

/guy is a menace, but death still sucks.

 
kj9045 2007-05-15 01:02:56 PM  
I had a MUCH better headline...

 
Badafuco 2007-05-15 01:03:05 PM  
I hope they find out he was wearing panties and panty hose with a butt plug stuck in him at the time.

 
EvilPete 2007-05-15 01:03:06 PM  
wrecktheplace 2007-05-15 12:47:30 PM
Holy shiat it's the rapture... We're all farked!

I lol'd!

 
heinousjay 2007-05-15 01:03:07 PM  
opioids.com

 
PullItOut 2007-05-15 01:03:15 PM  
The rapture. Please? Please? Pleasepleasepleaseplease?

Pppppppppppplease?

Oh, wait...during the rapture, aren't the faithful supposed to be physically lifted up and taken into heaven? Looks like Jerry didn't make the cut.

 
Pxtl 2007-05-15 01:03:17 PM  
Why do the good always die so young?

 
SabreGuy 2007-05-15 01:03:21 PM  
Since they found him on the floor, it begs the question, did Jerry fall well?

/I amuse myself.

 
jasuus1977 2007-05-15 01:03:29 PM  
I so wish he was having teh ghey buttsecks when he went down....

 
Millzners 2007-05-15 01:03:36 PM  
There is a God!!!

 
StellaOS 2007-05-15 01:03:44 PM  
There is a God!

 
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