Submittard: The Pittsburgh Steelers have a new mascot, yinzers he needs a name

FTFA

/submitted this as a photoshop

How about Peanut?

His mouth is permanently open and he looks a little light in the loafers. How about BJ?

Jeff

munchkinette: His mouth is permanently open and he looks a little light in the loafers. How about BJ?

Hmmm... so would it be HAWT to see him making out with, say, the 49ers mascot?



[Sourdough Sam, randy bear]

Nerdlinger: Hmmm... so would it be HAWT to see him making out with, say, the 49ers mascot?

Great minds think alike!

Holy crap I need that prize.

Beards are going mainstream! Cool!
Dare I suggest "Abdul Al'Hazrad"?

What? He's not riding a motorcycle?

Pussy.

The Terrible Idea.

The Hunky

Tariff

Paint over a couple of the teeth and call him Lambert.

The still dont have cheerleaders.. Sad Sad Sad

Bill

He looks a little like Bill Cowher

Looks like they stole the Purdue mascot and dipped him in yellow.

looks like that simpsons episode where they visit the gay steel mill. Someone should find a pic of that. Someone with more time.

How bout Steely Dan?

"Uncle Molester"

Wrong - he looks a LOT like Bill Cowher. Complete with jaw.

Call him Hothead.

Mrs. R is going to win this contest

Steely Ben?

What about 'Uncle Ump Briber'

/Wurst souperbowl evar

If you saw the original news video with the mascot unveiling, even Rooney himself comes off sounding like "yeah this was a pretty stupid idea but marketing kept demanding it and nothing is set in stone and if it doesn't work out we'll make changes." WTF? You're the boss, tell them "NO" and then "BECAUSE I SAID SO" if need be.

Purdue Pete finally graduated?

I rejected I-beam, Tensile strength, Carbon content and Tariff.

So what did I come up with: "The Stainless Steeler"

/yes, I have nothing.

VonDozier:"Looks like they stole the Purdue mascot and dipped him in yellow."

They could always call him dip.

Their mascot should have been a ref....since those crooked farking zebras handed Super Bowl XL to them on a silver platter.

/Seahawks fan.
//It's been a long day waiting for pick #55.

The_Sponge:

JTFC, it's been OVER a year.

Get over it.

Seahawks fans are the Buffalo Sabres fans of the NFL.

/waaaaaaaaaa

"Marketing" did this. But still no cheerleaders. Sad sad sad.

Yeah, and Bears fans can complain about the lack of holding calls against the Colts line, yada, yada, yada.

/seriously, they aren't going to call crap in the super bowl

StevoXtremo/Katalyst: Thank you.

The_Sponge: Shhhhhh. It's ok. Maybe one day you whiners can get over it and move on with your lives.

Eh, who am I kidding...

/Isn't the new mascot the old Pittsburgh Maulers mascot with a five o'clock shadow?

HamBurghlar: Maybe one day you whiners can get over it and move on with your lives.

maybe one day steeler fans will acknowledge that they were handed the game.

iammess: /seriously, they aren't going to call crap in the super bowl

except if you're seattle.

as for the mascot...how about Faggy McHomo?

How about Twinkle? LOL

We built you a bridge. Now get over it.

Meh, the Capital City Goofball is better.

How about "Unemployed"?

No, he looks a shiatload like Cowher....

I submitted "Chinzer"

How about Ben Clangston:Steel Worker

At first I was thinking Joe Steel, but then it came to me:

Joseph (as in average Joe, like how the Steelers are a blue collar team)

Stalin (it's Russian for "Steel" I think, so it's not so obvious)

Joseph Stalin!

Unemployed Ed
Faggy the Douche
Billy Blacklung

/Browns fan

Cleveland is awesome!

Not_Todd
"Uncle Molester"


Or just Chester T. Molester. I like it, bwahahaha!!!!