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Kusanagi
2007-04-11 01:30:36 PM
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Dread Pirate Slasher
2007-04-11 01:32:00 PM
Aren't you kinda short to be a stormtrooper?
absoluteparanoia
2007-04-11 01:32:23 PM
"I'm your father."
/wait what?
//oh god--the repressed memories
mildmildwest
2007-04-11 01:32:26 PM
I've got a bad feeling about this
Crystal Girl
2007-04-11 01:32:33 PM
Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
Wild EEP
2007-04-11 01:32:37 PM
Someone's got to save our skins!
Rev.K
2007-04-11 01:32:56 PM
You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villianry.
Dragynwing
2007-04-11 01:33:03 PM
The Force is strong with this one.
rickythepenguin
2007-04-11 01:33:19 PM
Yipeeeee!
scallywaghotness
2007-04-11 01:33:19 PM
Even
I
get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?
/Too good to pass up
anal brazil men
2007-04-11 01:33:26 PM
"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?"
Admiral_John
2007-04-11 01:33:29 PM
You serve your master well and are sure to be rewarded.
SmoothTex
2007-04-11 01:33:32 PM
"That's no moon, it's a space station!"
Rev.K
2007-04-11 01:33:33 PM
I know it smells bad, but it will keep you warm.
Dragynwing
2007-04-11 01:33:41 PM
Let the Wookie win.
Slim Pickens
2007-04-11 01:33:51 PM
"All tha hot biatchez be steppin' off, offerin theyselves to me."
Dom Roark
2007-04-11 01:33:58 PM
A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
Huskadoodle
2007-04-11 01:34:06 PM
Don't get too cocky
Dragynwing
2007-04-11 01:34:17 PM
DO NOT WANT!
aquigley
2007-04-11 01:34:22 PM
"I know."
runchkin
2007-04-11 01:34:30 PM
This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.
UnstoppableDrew
2007-04-11 01:34:35 PM
It's not my fault! They told me it was fixed !
Crystal Girl
2007-04-11 01:34:38 PM
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
Uberchief
2007-04-11 01:34:49 PM
Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money.
Dragynwing
2007-04-11 01:34:53 PM
it's a trap!
blessthe40oz
2007-04-11 01:34:57 PM
I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?
antisocialite
2007-04-11 01:35:07 PM
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
timmy_the_tooth
2007-04-11 01:35:09 PM
aquigley
2007-04-11 01:35:14 PM
2007-04-11 01:34:30 PM runchkin
This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.
2007-04-11 01:34:31 PM KarmicHoax
This little one's not worth the effort
See, now
that's
a simulpost worth putting into a profile.
MissHoneychurch
2007-04-11 01:35:36 PM
Crystal Girl:
Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
Haha! I love you.
Kusanagi
2007-04-11 01:35:45 PM
We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.
TripTheLightFantastic
2007-04-11 01:35:51 PM
Do or do not. There is no try.
/I dunno, it's the first thing that came to my mind.
ICDedPpl
2007-04-11 01:35:52 PM
runchkin
KarmicHoax
/spooky....
WhatYouSay
2007-04-11 01:35:57 PM
Its just a series of R2D2 beeps.
Sumpinlikedat
2007-04-11 01:35:58 PM
Dragynwing
2007-04-11 01:36:06 PM
Impressive. Most impressive.
Big Pimpin' Pappy
2007-04-11 01:36:27 PM
"I used to bulls-eye womprats in my T-16 back home"
ajax6677
2007-04-11 01:36:34 PM
"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay? "
/say my name biatch
Uberchief
2007-04-11 01:36:35 PM
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.
Sumpinlikedat
2007-04-11 01:36:35 PM
timmy_the_tooth:
Other Vader pic
Dammit. Great minds. You know. Blah blah blah.
President Raygun
2007-04-11 01:36:57 PM
The sand people walk in single file to hide their numbers.
I got nothing.
Dragynwing
2007-04-11 01:37:02 PM
Kusanagi:
We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.
that's a good one.
Crystal Girl
2007-04-11 01:37:15 PM
"Grab it. Almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy..."
ozone
2007-04-11 01:37:18 PM
“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not."
likelyculprit
2007-04-11 01:37:18 PM
TK421, why aren't you at your post?
oldfarthenry
2007-04-11 01:37:38 PM
`sex life' and `Star Wars'? Those words just don't fit together.
ICDedPpl
2007-04-11 01:37:46 PM
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
EvilEgg
2007-04-11 01:37:50 PM
Han shot first.
/so do I
//I know it's not a quote from the movie
Irish15
2007-04-11 01:37:59 PM
[just a glowing lightsabre waving back and forth in front of the Princess' face]
Uberchief
2007-04-11 01:38:15 PM
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
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