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General Specific

2007-04-02 09:00:30 AM

Reh'O'sted

img79.imageshack.us

General Specific

2007-04-02 09:14:50 AM

/No voting

rugbyjock

2007-04-02 09:44:40 AM

Hiymenator

2007-04-02 10:55:26 AM

Pioner

2007-04-02 11:34:33 AM

HellYeahHokie

2007-04-02 12:46:55 PM

Just saying...

Desk Headslam

2007-04-02 01:05:05 PM

dynamicdog

2007-04-02 01:32:39 PM

HansensDisease

2007-04-02 03:56:42 PM

moienblois

2007-04-02 04:11:49 PM

vanblah

2007-04-02 04:17:03 PM

Yammering_Splat_Vector

2007-04-02 04:17:29 PM

Yzziefrog

2007-04-02 04:46:52 PM

moienblois, YSV:

I LOLed, I ROTFLed, I SCOMKed*

*Spewed Coffee On My Keyboard

Soonerpsycho

2007-04-02 05:10:37 PM

moienblois

2007-04-02 05:22:07 PM

Yzziefrog: I LOLed, I ROTFLed, I SCOMKed*

Then my job is done.
Kudos to YSV, loved it.

General Specific, that made me chuckle!

symphonik

2007-04-02 06:02:00 PM

quickdraw

2007-04-02 06:23:38 PM

miltoncharles

2007-04-02 06:24:10 PM

YSV...

You're my new hero!!

/standing O

Parasitic_Spin

2007-04-02 07:58:28 PM

Jesus, moienblois, I love you in the sisterly way.

And Desk, I don't thin I've ever seen "apotheosis" in a Pshop before. Nice one!

Pastramification

2007-04-02 08:08:31 PM

"Be sure and tell 'em...Hilary sent ya."

Desk Headslam

2007-04-02 08:18:23 PM

Parasitic_Spin: And Desk, I don't thin I've ever seen "apotheosis" in a Pshop before. Nice one!

Thanks. It's one of those wonderful, wonderful words that just rolls off your tongue and sends folks scurrying for the closest dictionary. I'm not nearly as good at the stream-of-consciousness type shops as folks like you, Ike and TelefunkenU47, but I like to try it now and again.

MC_Cameltoe

2007-04-02 08:35:12 PM

sofashark

2007-04-02 08:52:13 PM

Sweet Jebus rugbyjock, that looks like David Bowie!

FoxTick

2007-04-02 10:13:44 PM

pavinrtheway

2007-04-02 10:26:33 PM

shanrick

2007-04-02 10:34:15 PM

camelclub

2007-04-02 11:57:07 PM

ArcLight

2007-04-03 12:03:41 AM

godxam

2007-04-03 08:25:33 AM

godxam

2007-04-03 10:22:06 AM

El Chode

2007-04-03 11:22:33 AM

it's true. she'll eat your children.

/sweet jeebus do i fear this woman.

godxam

2007-04-03 12:00:18 PM

godxam

2007-04-03 12:03:37 PM

Fish-outta-water

2007-04-03 05:14:35 PM

MC_Cameltoe

2007-04-03 06:30:01 PM

Out-farking-standing, AVG!

chowderhead

2007-04-03 10:25:52 PM

pimpazona

2007-04-04 01:57:11 AM

Here is the original, by Caravaggio (pops).

The RIchest Man in Babylon

2007-04-04 04:04:11 AM

Holy crap, Soonerpsycho, that is farking hilarious!

Hiymenator

2007-04-04 04:16:08 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: An American Portrait.

Wow. Just Wow. I'd Un-post my terrible cliche in honor of AVG if I could. That's out-farking-standing.

wickedfish

2007-04-04 06:13:06 PM

Photoshop Hillarious Cliton? Sure, but as you might guess, it's....

moienblois

2007-04-04 06:41:26 PM

Parasitic_Spin: Jesus, moienblois, I love you in the sisterly way.

You aren't from Arkansas, are you? Because that might mean something uncomfortable.

/no, really... thanks!

Fodder_4_Da_Man

2007-04-04 08:09:46 PM

We're fairly far along into the fray here but, if anyone's interested, here's a bigger (646kb), somewhat more detailed version of Hillary's "O" face.^

/thanks to an anonymous TFer for the higher res pic

Maxpower42069

2007-04-04 09:40:52 PM

Soonerpsycho

2007-04-04 10:38:29 PM

I really don't know where I was going with that, The RIchest Man in Babylon, but thanks anyway! :)

emw3

2007-04-04 11:45:54 PM

Seneca Doane

2007-04-05 05:10:57 AM

Seneca Doane

2007-04-05 05:41:23 AM

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"

oldernell

2007-04-05 09:29:27 AM

And they're bringing a friend. You are one lucky guy tonight.

godxam

2007-04-05 09:59:33 AM

Olfin Bedwere

2007-04-05 03:40:38 PM

ReggieNoble2

2007-04-05 09:36:14 PM

_{Just a quicky.
/Thanks Fodder 4 Da Man}

Yugoboy

2007-04-06 01:52:13 AM

Confused?(pops)

Parasitic_Spin

2007-04-06 02:54:36 AM

theblackader

2007-04-06 02:58:39 AM

Yammering_Splat_Vector

2007-04-06 01:46:27 PM

Desk Headslam

2007-04-06 05:44:03 PM

Yammering_Splat_Vector:
Woah. Would you mind if I printed that out and shared it with a few people?

camelclub

2007-04-06 07:17:18 PM

ReggieNoble2: Just a quicky.

Good gawd, man.

dpgnome

2007-04-06 07:36:57 PM

Fodder_4_Da_Man

2007-04-06 08:44:33 PM

/it seems Bill isn't the only Clinton who gets a little kink on

tedZilla

2007-04-07 11:17:05 AM

Too obvious?

Greg Rebellion

2007-04-07 12:16:42 PM

petbar

2007-04-08 03:24:20 AM

TelefunkenU47

2007-04-08 09:01:59 AM

bugdozer

2007-04-08 11:23:23 AM

damat01

2007-04-08 01:31:07 PM

DarkJohnson

2007-04-08 02:33:42 PM

Fodder_4_Da_Man

2007-04-08 03:01:59 PM

bugdozer

2007-04-08 03:08:22 PM

damat01

2007-04-08 03:13:50 PM

cchings

2007-04-08 07:07:46 PM

Wise_Guy

2007-04-08 11:52:04 PM

chowderhead

2007-04-09 12:34:43 AM

Wise_Guy

2007-04-09 12:37:04 AM

Yammering_Splat_Vector

2007-04-09 02:59:19 AM

Desk Headslam: Yammering_Splat_Vector:
Woah. Would you mind if I printed that out and shared it with a few people?

Be my guest. Enjoy! Fantastic work in this thread all around.

BooRabideau

2007-04-09 09:44:08 AM

i'm very impressed, Soonerpsycho, good work!

denmeister

2007-04-09 10:47:18 AM

El Chode

2007-04-09 10:49:26 AM

trumpai

2007-04-09 11:38:16 AM

\what do you get if you combine two shiatheads?

Drunken Pishstained Fud

2007-04-09 12:18:54 PM

stacyrings

2007-04-09 01:15:15 PM

mitochondria

2007-04-09 01:18:48 PM

(no voting)

Stinky93

2007-04-09 03:26:53 PM

sublimize

2007-04-09 04:47:51 PM

yoshua1979

2007-04-09 06:41:24 PM

Pxtl

2007-04-09 10:07:20 PM

sofashark

I know, I forgot the subject and thought I was looking at Bowie myself. Freaky.

yeegrek

2007-04-09 10:09:02 PM

Oh good Christ. Window seat, all of you.

/days like these, I'm glad I'm a liter

Vantango84

2007-04-09 10:12:32 PM

Bartender_Babs

2007-04-09 10:13:59 PM

Damn I'm impressed with these!!

gpuica

2007-04-09 10:14:30 PM

By far the best PS Contest I've seen. Kudos to the PS-ers.

nemoxnine

2007-04-09 10:15:00 PM

untrustworthy: home.comcast.net
/for wiredroach

Good WORK!

Transhumanist

2007-04-09 10:18:02 PM

King of threads!

Awesome, awesome, work.

dstaggs

2007-04-09 10:23:33 PM

Thanks, wickedfish! I was wondering what they look like.

vune

2007-04-09 10:23:36 PM

ever1261

2007-04-09 10:26:20 PM

One of the best PS contest in a long, long time!

skinink

2007-04-09 10:26:26 PM

Dellirium

2007-04-09 10:26:26 PM

You folks are truly scary.

Sick. twisted. minds.

Love what you did there...

opalakea

2007-04-09 10:26:31 PM

spiritnblk

2007-04-09 10:29:40 PM

Simple and special
/Good one sublimize

Greg Rebellion

2007-04-09 10:30:39 PM

citizen905: Wow, this is so one week ago...

Your point? It can't possibly be that the first entries in this thread are two days before the linked thread got started, can it?

Is that your point?

howdoibegin

2007-04-09 10:31:26 PM

Way too easy, made me feel dirty like a Bush photoshop.

StevieKo

2007-04-09 10:31:44 PM

iamJapanese

2007-04-09 10:33:19 PM

I don't think I've ever seen a pic chosen for PS contest that was more PS-worthy than this pic, and I don't think I've been to a better PS contest than this one.

Everybody great jorb! Especially AVG, your An American Portrait. is simply stunning. Thank you!

smcn

2007-04-09 10:35:06 PM

/obvious

thesubliminalman

2007-04-09 10:36:22 PM

Too many similar for voting but wtf

opalakea

2007-04-09 10:37:46 PM

StevieKo

2007-04-09 10:38:03 PM

kevbomb

2007-04-09 10:39:14 PM

Ghostalker

2007-04-09 10:39:55 PM

Yeah, this is tied with the Streetlight thread on my list. I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard!

HellYeahHokie

2007-04-09 10:40:04 PM

slarg: Some of them may be coincidences, but this many, using the exact same source pic (and many using two identical source pics)? Come on.

Uh, many of these entries were done a week ago, when the "O" made it into the queue. And the use of cliche stock photos is not the domain of just one site.

fartnut

2007-04-09 10:42:27 PM

Ralph, Fyodor and Hillary, either coughing up a Tribble or a furburger, either way I WIN!!

skinink

2007-04-09 10:45:06 PM

Spy Magazine, circa 2008:

Bigman397

2007-04-09 10:45:15 PM

Some good stuff AVG ;)

shanrick

2007-04-09 10:45:17 PM

techbuzz

2007-04-09 10:45:42 PM

I love this tread!

waddles

2007-04-09 10:46:46 PM

Not even gonna try! This is by far the funniest PS contest I have seen on here. Every entry is great!

SonOfSane

2007-04-09 10:46:51 PM

Hillary Simmons!!!

/Kiss Rocks!!!

slarg

2007-04-09 10:47:17 PM

Chode - The SA thread is from last week, so no I'm not that spooky with dates. And since GregRebellion drew attention to the date the first of these were posted, it looks like some of the ripping off went the other direction.

HellYeahHokie - I buy the "cliche stock photos" for some of it, but some of them aren't just the same idea, they're the exact frame of film.

zvoidx

2007-04-09 10:48:39 PM

photoPhobia

2007-04-09 10:48:40 PM

Zombie Hillary?
Braiiiiins...

Setharian

2007-04-09 10:49:13 PM

mason4300

2007-04-09 10:50:41 PM

holy shiat! this is one of the best photoshop threads ever. All theses entries are wicked. I give you all a vote. Which basically cancels every one of my other votes out, so I didn't really vote for any as it wouldn't get any of these anywhere. So theoretically, I voted for all of these, and by doing so, I didn't.

Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock

2007-04-09 10:51:42 PM

2007-04-03 05:14:35 PM Fish-outta-water [TotalFark]

Can you tell me what you 'shopped? Just a hint would do, tkx.

Greg Rebellion

2007-04-09 10:52:36 PM

Maxpower42069, I think Edwards has a hand down his pants. No wonder he's got that stupid grin!

HellYeahHokie

2007-04-09 10:52:48 PM

slarg: HellYeahHokie - I buy the "cliche stock photos" for some of it, but some of them aren't just the same idea, they're the exact frame of film.

Have you ever done a Google Image Search? That's how you get the same frame of film, because they are often images that come up on the first page.

ajeoae

2007-04-09 10:55:19 PM

JacobsJ52

2007-04-09 10:57:20 PM

DinoJesus approves this cruddy photoshop.

ghostgoat

2007-04-09 10:57:21 PM

kb7rky

2007-04-09 10:58:32 PM

Heavens to Buster...I just simultaneously threw up and LOL'ed at all these images.

I'm voting for everybody!

spiritnblk

2007-04-09 10:58:57 PM

plutonium238

2007-04-09 11:00:33 PM

Golf clap to all.
\AVG, wow.

tgav

2007-04-09 11:00:34 PM

tarheel07

2007-04-09 11:01:10 PM

Pastramafication Pee-Wee's Big Adventure wins my vote

Fark You

2007-04-09 11:01:15 PM

SoonerPsycho - That's brilliant. If you don't win by a landslide, I'll be very disappointed.

BiLLziLLaThEMIgHty

2007-04-09 11:02:53 PM

VUNE should have enabled voting that is the best!

dscasler

2007-04-09 11:03:34 PM

http://www.qischina.org/hillaryvomit.jpg

The Precious

2007-04-09 11:08:40 PM

Awesome thread!

/starts slow clap

waldofeathers2

2007-04-09 11:08:56 PM

poohneat

2007-04-09 11:11:24 PM

Man

300 FTW!!!

//SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

mike_d85

2007-04-09 11:11:31 PM

skinink
Isn't that the woman from "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead!"?

/not sure how to put that grammatically...
//with the ! in the title and all...

falkensmaze

2007-04-09 11:13:03 PM

Absolutely brilliant photoshop contest people! I can't remember the last time that I not only voted for nearly every entry, but that I couldn't stop giggling throughout the entire thread.

litespeed74

2007-04-09 11:25:28 PM

This is the scariest thread ever.

unclemongo

2007-04-09 11:30:01 PM

Some of you will be rocking me to sleep, others will be cleaning the various spewed fluids off my monitor.

All you Farking geniuses get over here and get to work, NOW!

Baron Von Supercock

2007-04-09 11:30:54 PM

FoxTick, the Sloth entry is probably the funniest pshop Ive ever seen on Fark.

ha!

mental

2007-04-09 11:33:54 PM

jaylight2003

2007-04-09 11:34:12 PM

BUSH PREVENTED FROM BLOWING SELF UP
Full Story

LivinDead_Girl

2007-04-09 11:34:32 PM

Anyone know the source of dynamicdog's entry is?

Paranoia-'

2007-04-09 11:36:42 PM

Yzziefrog

moienblois, YSV:

I LOLed, I ROTFLed, I SCOMKed*

*Spewed Coffee On My Keyboard

Shot Cum on my Keyboard^

Courtney Cox-Zucker

2007-04-09 11:37:02 PM

Soonerpsycho

2007-04-09 11:39:20 PM

Thanks, BooRabideau and Fark You! :)

theShocker

2007-04-09 11:42:33 PM

untrustworthy gets my vote.

YAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

/nice jorb everyone

EMPulse_of_KC

2007-04-09 11:44:12 PM

It helps to listen to this sound at the same time.

Walliser

2007-04-09 11:44:57 PM

I just figured I'd chime in here...this is one of the best photoshop threads I've seen in a while. It's what keeps me coming back to fark. Good work 'shoppers.

/not worthy
//not worthy

Sir_Lurksalot

2007-04-09 11:49:23 PM

Im going to have nightmares tonite.... thanks.

ReggieNoble2

2007-04-09 11:51:07 PM

Courtney Cox-Zucker thats tremendously well done!

Maxpower42069

2007-04-09 11:58:36 PM

hmm... you may be right, Greg Rebellion. One hand is missing... maybe he was searching for his keys? Give the guy a break, I think his wife has dyslexia or something.

howdoibegin

2007-04-10 12:01:47 AM

jaylight2003

put down the photoshop, and step away from the computer

/and the so called 'wit' while you're at it

Arnold Layne

2007-04-10 12:06:13 AM

/First PS
//I has no skills

VTSquire

2007-04-10 12:12:27 AM

Tat'dGreaser

2007-04-10 12:13:27 AM

This is one of the best photoshop threads ever. I must have voted for like 10 different ones.

EMPulse_of_KC

2007-04-10 12:14:48 AM

davrone

2007-04-10 12:23:20 AM

/late

BrewIt

2007-04-10 12:29:38 AM

There are too many negative images of Hillary Clinton out there. Here is an image to get used to:

i157.photobucket.com

jaylight2003

2007-04-10 12:35:10 AM

ftw
howdoibegin i missed your photoshop

Rotten_Peaches

2007-04-10 12:36:31 AM

Thanks to all! Hilarious thread; very clever minds at work.

Horatio_Algernon

2007-04-10 12:37:14 AM

what?

whovian

2007-04-10 12:38:23 AM

Farking hillary-ous, y'all.

Fish-outta-water

2007-04-10 12:42:09 AM

Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock Can you tell me what you 'shopped? Just a hint would do, tkx. If you mean the location, it's Times Square after the Hildabeast has somehow become our Overlord (heaven forbid!)

fornulf

2007-04-10 12:44:40 AM

Best PS contest of the year so far!
Well done to all the submitters. I'm still laughing.

ernesttspock

2007-04-10 12:56:49 AM

Courtney Cox-Zucker

2007-04-10 01:02:34 AM

Serinity

2007-04-10 01:03:22 AM

Very quick and dirty.

i28.photobucket.com

GorillaDwarf

2007-04-10 01:07:46 AM

Kudos, Sublimize, for the They Live ref.

/I came here to chew bubble gum...

bonehead800

2007-04-10 01:14:59 AM

/blah blah first entry blah blah paint blah be gentle

daimao

2007-04-10 01:29:39 AM

DeadMarauderNL

2007-04-10 01:35:08 AM

my dick has never been more flaccid than it is right now.

3rdorderofsimulacra

2007-04-10 01:42:22 AM

shape-shifting reptile from the forth dimension.

azspamhater

2007-04-10 01:42:44 AM

I'm surprised nobody beat me to it.

gerbert

2007-04-10 03:12:52 AM

jrsyman

2007-04-10 03:38:59 AM

Army Strong??......

img134.imageshack.us

Biohazard24

2007-04-10 04:14:16 AM

Dang, not even an uber hot woman can make H-Dog hittable.
/Although with that body, a nice paper sack would do!
//Definition of butterface.
///Why do I make things as disturbing as this?
////Slashie-Samurai!

Feakle Matta

2007-04-10 04:30:04 AM

PapermonkeyExpress

2007-04-10 06:08:47 AM

A ton of great photoshops.

Soonerpsycho Brilliant!

jimmybat

2007-04-10 06:35:14 AM

Late and Lame, but at least I am participating

Link-AMN

2007-04-10 08:01:02 AM

So that's what's under a dementor's hood, vanblah? Scary.

Sorry, Harry Potter nerd here.

Dasyure

2007-04-10 08:13:29 AM

Odd Bird

2007-04-10 08:36:48 AM

+1 EMPulse_of_KC: different, very cool.
Loads of great entries. Nice work

Biohazard24: that kind of defacement is just plain mean. What're you trying to do, save the kittens?

SteelHorseRider

2007-04-10 08:46:20 AM

Amazing work, everyone.
Request: That old creepy guy from Poltergeist.

rwnj

2007-04-10 09:26:38 AM

Yammering, EMPulse, everyone....

GREAT Contest!

stephenc

2007-04-10 09:41:53 AM

I can't recall voting for as many entries as I did in this contest. There's some truly brilliant work here.

WaylonSmithersDancers

2007-04-10 10:27:13 AM

Definitely a classic contest. Pacman says "Rain of votes for everyone."

Biohazard24 - You just ruined a perfectly good hot chick and saved many kittens.

mcsestretch

2007-04-10 10:32:00 AM

Great work everyone!

Random Guy

2007-04-10 12:13:06 PM

Late Entry