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(Goldstein08) Cool Pornographer Al Goldstein running for president. He'll run long, run hard, and finish messily   (goldstein08.com) divider line 62
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rocinante721 2007-03-30 02:27:11 PM  
I miss his Midnight Blue NYC cable access show.

It was the funniest thing on TV.

 
strangeguitar 2007-03-30 02:49:46 PM  
I actually have a bunch of Midnight Blue programs on VHS. They are the shiat.

 
ArcadianRefugee 2007-03-30 02:50:32 PM  
Finally, a candidate I won't feel dirty voting for.

 
Code_Archeologist [TotalFark] 2007-03-30 02:59:47 PM  
Well, if the government is going to be screwing us anyways... it might as well have somebody with plenty of experience at the helm.

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2007-03-30 04:12:43 PM  
He'll pull out before it's over.

 
ComicBookGuy 2007-03-30 04:41:29 PM  
This man is my HERO

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2007-03-30 04:56:07 PM  
Al Goldstein is still alive?

 
seb42c 2007-03-30 05:20:55 PM  
um, it might just be me, but that link may be slightly NSFW.

 
tankdilla 2007-03-30 05:38:15 PM  
We may as well prepare the headline for when he pulls out of the race.

[NEWS] Goldstein pulls out of race, supporters await money shot.

 
shanrick [TotalFark] 2007-03-30 06:00:01 PM  
Damn. No NSFW warning. My boss just walked by and now I'm fired. Thanks a lot, subby.

 
fark_raving_mad 2007-03-30 06:13:27 PM  
Speaking of porn, can anyone tell me why the cyberbullies article was pulled?

 
RockIsDead 2007-03-30 06:15:36 PM  
fark_raving_mad: Speaking of porn, can anyone tell me why the cyberbullies article was pulled?

If you posted in it, you'll find out when the FEDS show up at your door.

 
thenateman 2007-03-30 06:15:55 PM  
Code_Archeologist

Well, if the government is going to be screwing us anyways... it might as well have somebody with plenty of experience at the helm.

i31.photobucket.com
Or at least somebody with lots of lube and whiskey.

 
MasonL87 2007-03-30 06:17:45 PM  
At least the guy is honest:

FTFA:
Promises:
- Removing the "o" from country
- Universal AL-Care, which will provide daily government subsidized cunnilingus for women, and a damn good cigar for every male citizen
- Will continue to hate George and love bush
- Will try his famed tongue on Nancy's Pelosi.

 
we_hates [TotalFark] 2007-03-30 06:18:35 PM  
WHERE THE FU*K WAS THE NSFW WARNING?

 
josephstalin 2007-03-30 06:19:11 PM  
Is the headline referring to the penile secretion of semen?

 
tortilla burger 2007-03-30 06:20:26 PM  
Maybe vintage doesn't count?

/not really

 
fark_raving_mad 2007-03-30 06:21:42 PM  
RockIsDead
If you posted in it, you'll find out when the FEDS show up at your door.

If that's the case, Drew might as well turn over his domain to Jerry Falwell.

/posted one link to a gallery of bikini shots
//EVERYBODY PANIC
///Duke sucks, and so do mod nazis

 
Phil Moskowitz 2007-03-30 06:25:25 PM  
Fine.. then we'll just have to get some new pornographers then.

img485.imageshack.us

 
5150cd 2007-03-30 06:25:38 PM  
That was NSFW? Looked pretty clean to me, just not clean shaven'. *rimshot*

 
talon_9333 2007-03-30 06:25:57 PM  
NSFW...

 
Sluggard Stone 2007-03-30 06:29:32 PM  
Finally someone with similar morals to vote for.

 
JesusKnowsKungFu 2007-03-30 06:31:42 PM  
Don't blame me, I voted for pornos

 
proteus_b 2007-03-30 06:32:14 PM  
the cyberbullies was pulled because a bunch of farkers were posting laviscious pictures of girls who couldn't have been more than 14. they pulled it to keep us out of jail for downloading child porn. and that's farkin sick whomever thinks "ooh they're skinny cause they're soo young".

 
grammywinningnotalentassclown 2007-03-30 06:33:25 PM  
yeah, a NSFW tag would have been nice *SMACK*

 
logruszed 2007-03-30 06:34:26 PM  
Poor Al, he really looks unhealthy.

 
No Such Agency 2007-03-30 06:35:17 PM  
RockIsDead:
fark_raving_mad: Speaking of porn, can anyone tell me why the cyberbullies article was pulled?

If you posted in it, you'll find out when the FEDS show up at your door.


I'm guessing underage high school girl boobie shots...

 
d1rtfarm 2007-03-30 06:36:07 PM  
Why not? I mean, imagine how much better off we'd be if W was just spending his time getting felated. Since I will never vote for anyone with an R or D again, might as well vote for Goldstein. He has as much of a chance as any other 3rd party candidate.

 
paradroid 2007-03-30 06:37:22 PM  
I met Goldstein at a homeless shelter a few years back. He's not doing so well but I think he's on the upswing. He was wearing fishnet and you could see his hairy nipples.

 
The Unchosen One 2007-03-30 06:40:59 PM  
If you can't figure out a link for a pornographer running for president might possibly be NSFW, I'm surprised you're employed in the first place.

/I keed, I keed

 
RabidCanary 2007-03-30 06:43:42 PM  
If he wins, we need to replace HAIL TO THE CHIEF with some kinda funky 70's chika bow wow thing.

 
rawsta 2007-03-30 06:45:44 PM  
ha, i sat next to this guy at Spago in West Hollywood, back in the day when it was still open (around 1999)...he cruised in with a camera over his shoulder and about 6 of the hottest porn stars ever. Fat old pimp

 
rppp01a 2007-03-30 06:51:26 PM  
Goldstein? He's why we have the 2 minute hate every morning.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2007-03-30 06:54:09 PM  
Al's been running for president since like 1976....

/Not News
//Not enough boobies

 
Zeeba Neighba 2007-03-30 07:05:51 PM  
Geez, did you see that guy??

It's more like he'll run slow, run limp.......and won't finish at all.

 
organizized 2007-03-30 07:15:29 PM  
He'll run long, run hard, and finish messily

But he'll get Screwed in the end.

 
sheisty 2007-03-30 07:15:58 PM  
rppp01a: Goldstein? He's why we have the 2 minute hate every morning.

I just got done reading that. Damn fine book right there.

 
Desmo 2007-03-30 07:30:44 PM  
ComicBookGuy

"This man is my HERO"

Fark Al Goldstein!
You do know he's a member of NAMBLA, don't you?

 
versiondub 2007-03-30 07:32:59 PM  
Wow, a pornographer with the last name 'goldstein'. This guy has a jewish pornographer's in alabama's chance of winning the presidency.

/oh wait

 
Cyno01 [TotalFark] 2007-03-30 07:43:57 PM  
Ha, who's he kidding, nobody's gonna vote for a jew.

/goldstein?

 
Robo Beat 2007-03-30 07:46:28 PM  
If photography is the art of making photographs, and lithography is the art of making lithographs, then why isn't pornography the art of making pornographs?

 
gordond 2007-03-30 07:47:47 PM  
not safe for work?

i would have never guessed that a web site made by a pornographer would be not safe for work.

 
grytpype-thynne 2007-03-30 07:48:50 PM  
Al was blessed to live to see the Golden Age of Porn... terabytes of it transmitted all around the globe... anything you could want...

 
Bacontastesgood 2007-03-30 07:51:18 PM  
My boss walked by and saw that after I clicked the link. She's a bisexual libertarian and it turned her on and we did it right there on the desk, pooper and everything, and then she promoted me to group ops VP with immediate vesting and guaranteed 401 payout. Unfortunately, I have now contracted chlamydia and will probably become sterile. Damn you smitty!!!

 
Radar1980 2007-03-30 07:54:16 PM  
my father in law used to pal around with him when he lived in Pompano.

 
LegacyDL 2007-03-30 07:54:28 PM  
Wow..this man just facialed the democratic process.

 
fappomatic 2007-03-30 08:01:02 PM  
"President Elect Goldstein entered the Capitol rotunda today, riding bareback...the Congressional Aide he was riding..."

 
RockIsDead 2007-03-30 08:41:49 PM  
WayneBuckwheat: Midnight Blue: great show, loved it. Al will blow his load in the primaries. Seriously, Screw magazine was great. Got laid alot because of it.

???

How's that?

I wasn't to big of a fan of Midnight Blue, though I did enjoy his "fark YOU!" segments. I was more of a Robin Byrd fan. (Did she ever WASH that macrame bikini?)

 
RockIsDead 2007-03-30 08:44:10 PM  
LegacyDL: Wow..this man just facialed the democratic process.

He's running on the Bukkake Party.

 
RockIsDead 2007-03-30 08:48:41 PM  
I worked with someone who knew him from his early days.

His business plan was: Get new credit card, max it out, repeat.

 
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