This is, in fact, officially the onset of the second wave of the Apocalypse.

She's 13, and she's bawling her eyes out over someone who is only a few years older than she is.

Hmm...gee...can you say "crush"?

Ugh... more 'weepy girl'... I have to admit, she was more entertaining than Sanjaya was.

I noticed they threw him a bone this last week by only having a 'bottom two' instead of a bottom three. My wife and I figure that he must be the person picked for the 'Vote for the Worst' campaign.

Girls crying for a performer? That's never happened before.

so a girl with no taste cried over a girl with no talent? stop the presses!

Kyosuke: Girls crying for a performer? That's never happened before.

But the Beatles were actually cool... We're talking about 'Sanjaya' here... I don't think she fully understands that she doesn't have a chance with him anyways since he is so obviously gay. I mean... he spends time in Hawaii... what does he decide to learn? Hula dancing... haha

I'm not trying to say she shouldn't like him because he's gay, but somehow I don't think it's his enormous talent that has her weeping for him.

JohnnyC

Have you heard what passes for music geared towards 13 year olds? I wouldn't put it past her that she thought Sanjaya sang like a dream.

dletter: Have you heard what passes for music geared towards 13 year olds? I wouldn't put it past her that she thought Sanjaya sang like a dream.

Honestly... no. I don't listen to crappy music if I can help it. But I get your point. ;)

Branding wins another soul.

Ah, hell, it already has all of us.

Sanjaya could be voted off next week, and will still make a shiatload of money gracing the covers of every single teen girl magazine.

It's really too bad that his sister didn't make it though. Just check out her bouncy boobies!

She's going to look back on this ten years from now and take her own life out of shame.

Quick1: It's really too bad that his sister didn't make it though. Just check out her bouncy boobies!

Here she is in her Hooters uniform. She's definitely packin' some lucious titties.

Let me settle this once and for all: the reason she was crying was...because she was frightened!



"Mommy, the untalented monster is going to eat me!"

Everyone should vote for Sanjaya, he sucks worse than any contestant but american idol is a joke, like survivor it's past it's prime and should just be messed with.

She's gonna cry more when she finds out he's teh ghey.

They riffed on Sanjaya last night on SNL, so you know he's treading into William Hung territory. (The crying girl was in it too).

If Paris Hilton can have the "song of the summer," they can make Sanjaya sound like Justin Timberlake.

i disagree. he's got that wonderful quality that some huge "rock" stars have, especially in certain era's...i'm thinking glam rock, maybe early david bowie, a bit of michael jackson(huge talent,regardless of what his personal life is like), and that quality is androgony.
plus he's 17 or 18,whatever. time enough to mold and shape him into something really spectacular, and that includes voice lessons.oh, and the kid's got the hair down!

"Crying," though, is hardly an adequate explanation for the Ferl phenomenon, because, while tears do appear on Ashley's cheeks, it's no more crying than Michelangelo's David is a rock carving.

I stopped reading there.

"cusp of pubescence" is going right next to 'moist' in the Things I Won't Say box.

endlessben: "cusp of pubescence" is going right next to 'moist' in the Things I Won't Say box.

Let's just get this out of the way: She was at the moist cusp of pubescence

Poor girl is going to be so embarrassed about this in a year.

Did someone say moist cups of pubescence?!?!! Sorry I'm late!

Hih sister looks like she's got some moist cups since pubescence...

I heard some advertisement on the radio praying voters to "do the right thing" and rid American Idol of the "injustice" of the "affront to humanity" that is Sanjayia. It was advertising some website, and was so self-serious that my friends and I were laughing hysterically. The commercial treated American Idol like the US Presidency, and Sanjaya like Satan incarnate.

/waiting for the inevitable "BUSH IS TEH SATANS!!!111one!" comment
/Yay slashies!

Epsilon: Here she is in her Hooters uniform. She's definitely packin' some lucious titties.

I may have to make a road trip to Tacoma.

I hope the world realizes that this kid really has no talent what so ever. I also would love to curse Howard, because he is part of the reason why this monster is still on. I think I really check in on the show just to see if this kid get voted off.

/hopes he loses next week, due to the fact that I don't want to lose Simon.

We all figured she was with Make a Wish or something. She actually ended up on stage..WTF?

It's funny. I watched Idol for 3 minutes last week and THIS was that moment.

Epsilon: Here she is in her Hooters uniform.

That's great their parents had two girls.

Wait, what?

Ugh...Sanjaya. I'm seriously pissed at him, simply because of that HIDEOUS HAIR! You know what's gonna happen now, right? That farking ugly "hairstyle" is going to become even MORE prevalent, and it will be impossible to find a guy who doesn't look like a farking Barbie doll. NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING, is more unattractive on a guy than long hair. Period. It was bad enough when it was just long hair that was pulled in a ponytail and looked more manly (but still hideous), but this girly blow-dried, styled, layered crap has GOT TO GO! Why would ANY woman want a man who looks like a woman? WHY??? I guess I AM getting old...so get the fark off my lawn :)

Oops, forgot to add:

"Johnny Unitas...now THERE'S a haircut you can set your watch to!"

/buzzcuts FTW!
//if you're a man, LOOK LIKE ONE!!

Woah there, submitter; that ain't MSNBC's Today. That there is NBC's The Today Show, sharing some company URL. Don't you go associating that toe-counting bullshiat with a respectable website.

It's real to me, dammit!

He looks like the other guy from Wham!