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(MSNBC) Stupid MSNBC's Today does a hard hitting expose on the Idol fan who cried during Sanjaya's performance on Idol   (today.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 35
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oldebayer [TotalFark] 2007-03-25 11:58:50 AM  
This is, in fact, officially the onset of the second wave of the Apocalypse.

 
AntiNorm [TotalFark] 2007-03-25 12:32:47 PM  
She's 13, and she's bawling her eyes out over someone who is only a few years older than she is.

Hmm...gee...can you say "crush"?

 
JohnnyC 2007-03-25 12:37:06 PM  
Ugh... more 'weepy girl'... I have to admit, she was more entertaining than Sanjaya was.

I noticed they threw him a bone this last week by only having a 'bottom two' instead of a bottom three. My wife and I figure that he must be the person picked for the 'Vote for the Worst' campaign.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2007-03-25 12:38:59 PM  
Girls crying for a performer? That's never happened before.

www.historylink.org

 
kingMountain [TotalFark] 2007-03-25 12:43:15 PM  
so a girl with no taste cried over a girl with no talent? stop the presses!

 
JohnnyC 2007-03-25 12:51:32 PM  
Kyosuke: Girls crying for a performer? That's never happened before.

But the Beatles were actually cool... We're talking about 'Sanjaya' here... I don't think she fully understands that she doesn't have a chance with him anyways since he is so obviously gay. I mean... he spends time in Hawaii... what does he decide to learn? Hula dancing... haha

I'm not trying to say she shouldn't like him because he's gay, but somehow I don't think it's his enormous talent that has her weeping for him.

 
dletter [TotalFark] 2007-03-25 01:04:22 PM  
JohnnyC

Have you heard what passes for music geared towards 13 year olds? I wouldn't put it past her that she thought Sanjaya sang like a dream.

 
JohnnyC 2007-03-25 01:14:47 PM  
dletter: Have you heard what passes for music geared towards 13 year olds? I wouldn't put it past her that she thought Sanjaya sang like a dream.

Honestly... no. I don't listen to crappy music if I can help it. But I get your point. ;)

 
HumbleGod 2007-03-25 02:33:47 PM  
Branding wins another soul.

Ah, hell, it already has all of us.

 
Quick1 2007-03-25 02:42:27 PM  
Sanjaya could be voted off next week, and will still make a shiatload of money gracing the covers of every single teen girl magazine.

It's really too bad that his sister didn't make it though. Just check out her bouncy boobies!

 
The Invisible Sky Wizard 2007-03-25 03:01:54 PM  
She's going to look back on this ten years from now and take her own life out of shame.

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2007-03-25 03:08:37 PM  
Quick1: It's really too bad that his sister didn't make it though. Just check out her bouncy boobies!

Here she is in her Hooters uniform. She's definitely packin' some lucious titties.
www.oddbits.com

 
radiofreewill [TotalFark] 2007-03-25 03:26:32 PM  
Let me settle this once and for all: the reason she was crying was...because she was frightened!

i88.photobucket.com

"Mommy, the untalented monster is going to eat me!"

 
Waingrow 2007-03-25 03:36:45 PM  
Everyone should vote for Sanjaya, he sucks worse than any contestant but american idol is a joke, like survivor it's past it's prime and should just be messed with.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2007-03-25 03:41:58 PM  
She's gonna cry more when she finds out he's teh ghey.

 
adadkbar93 2007-03-25 03:45:53 PM  
They riffed on Sanjaya last night on SNL, so you know he's treading into William Hung territory. (The crying girl was in it too).

If Paris Hilton can have the "song of the summer," they can make Sanjaya sound like Justin Timberlake.

 
billybobtoo 2007-03-25 03:46:57 PM  
i disagree. he's got that wonderful quality that some huge "rock" stars have, especially in certain era's...i'm thinking glam rock, maybe early david bowie, a bit of michael jackson(huge talent,regardless of what his personal life is like), and that quality is androgony.
plus he's 17 or 18,whatever. time enough to mold and shape him into something really spectacular, and that includes voice lessons.oh, and the kid's got the hair down!

 
Kid Mojo 2007-03-25 03:57:39 PM  
"Crying," though, is hardly an adequate explanation for the Ferl phenomenon, because, while tears do appear on Ashley's cheeks, it's no more crying than Michelangelo's David is a rock carving.

I stopped reading there.

 
endlessben 2007-03-25 03:58:07 PM  
"cusp of pubescence" is going right next to 'moist' in the Things I Won't Say box.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2007-03-25 04:09:21 PM  
endlessben: "cusp of pubescence" is going right next to 'moist' in the Things I Won't Say box.

Let's just get this out of the way: She was at the moist cusp of pubescence

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2007-03-25 04:11:17 PM  
Poor girl is going to be so embarrassed about this in a year.

 
endlessben 2007-03-25 04:13:23 PM  
Did someone say moist cups of pubescence?!?!! Sorry I'm late!

 
Kid Mojo 2007-03-25 04:27:44 PM  
Hih sister looks like she's got some moist cups since pubescence...

 
Jjaro 2007-03-25 05:07:41 PM  
I heard some advertisement on the radio praying voters to "do the right thing" and rid American Idol of the "injustice" of the "affront to humanity" that is Sanjayia. It was advertising some website, and was so self-serious that my friends and I were laughing hysterically. The commercial treated American Idol like the US Presidency, and Sanjaya like Satan incarnate.

/waiting for the inevitable "BUSH IS TEH SATANS!!!111one!" comment
/Yay slashies!

 
Quick1 2007-03-25 05:38:39 PM  
Epsilon: Here she is in her Hooters uniform. She's definitely packin' some lucious titties.

I may have to make a road trip to Tacoma.

 
elminestrone 2007-03-25 05:48:46 PM  
I HAVE A SANJINA!!!!

 
Weirdnjfan1 2007-03-25 06:07:27 PM  
I hope the world realizes that this kid really has no talent what so ever. I also would love to curse Howard, because he is part of the reason why this monster is still on. I think I really check in on the show just to see if this kid get voted off.

/hopes he loses next week, due to the fact that I don't want to lose Simon.

 
Bonzy20 2007-03-25 06:18:05 PM  
We all figured she was with Make a Wish or something. She actually ended up on stage..WTF?

 
Captain Hollywood 2007-03-25 07:19:40 PM  
It's funny. I watched Idol for 3 minutes last week and THIS was that moment.

 
Heroic Poser 2007-03-25 08:37:31 PM  
Epsilon: Here she is in her Hooters uniform.

That's great their parents had two girls.

Wait, what?

 
VARoyalty 2007-03-25 08:57:24 PM  
Ugh...Sanjaya. I'm seriously pissed at him, simply because of that HIDEOUS HAIR! You know what's gonna happen now, right? That farking ugly "hairstyle" is going to become even MORE prevalent, and it will be impossible to find a guy who doesn't look like a farking Barbie doll. NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING, is more unattractive on a guy than long hair. Period. It was bad enough when it was just long hair that was pulled in a ponytail and looked more manly (but still hideous), but this girly blow-dried, styled, layered crap has GOT TO GO! Why would ANY woman want a man who looks like a woman? WHY??? I guess I AM getting old...so get the fark off my lawn :)

 
VARoyalty 2007-03-25 08:59:15 PM  
Oops, forgot to add:

"Johnny Unitas...now THERE'S a haircut you can set your watch to!"

/buzzcuts FTW!
//if you're a man, LOOK LIKE ONE!!

 
SandwichMan 2007-03-25 09:59:29 PM  
Woah there, submitter; that ain't MSNBC's Today. That there is NBC's The Today Show, sharing some company URL. Don't you go associating that toe-counting bullshiat with a respectable website.

 
DrSieb 2007-03-26 10:22:00 AM  
It's real to me, dammit!

 
bertuglia1978 2007-03-26 02:55:58 PM  
He looks like the other guy from Wham!

 
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