That's too bad, the fights are kind of amusing.

that's hot.

she's so well-spoken and intelligent-sounding. Why would she fight in the first place?

Chicks who throw the odd punch are kind of sexy.

i guess thats what happen when you grow up and it becomes felony sexual assault... lol

knee him in the happysack and shove him?

Sexual assault... oh wait, she's a girl. She won't be charged.

And there go her last 2 fans.
/I know, TFA said the guy was getting lippy.
//Still, the closest thing to an Avril fan I've seen.

Why'd she have to go and make things so complicated?

I really like her

///Avril is cool :)

heap: knee him in the happysack balls and shove him?

Just to keep the acronyms in line. Now KHITBASH is unisex. :)

Wow, she's doing something that any rational human being would do?

Color me impressed.

I don't go around insulting, harassing, stalking, or hitting people, so if she ever hit me, she could count on getting hit back.

/She is welcome to visit me in my bed chambers at any time however.

That coont has "Donkey Punch Me Please" written on her forehead, which makes this topic "ironic" tag-worthy. Subby did a good job, though, I don't mean to h8 on him.

Unlikely tag is wondering why he wasn't used. He's pissed off now.

Avril, please, can I get one more KHITBASH? ... for old times sake?

bowch! that hurts!

"I'm more mature now"

No, you're not. Call me when you're 30.

I want to kick her in the farking face so bad.

*sniffle*

Our little girl is growing up!

Someone remind me why I am supposed to care about this wannabe?

It would have been more impressive if she had ended the anecdote with a loud belch.

That utter tripe of an article smacks Avril Management® trying to keep her name in the news.

Furthermore--and if this is even true: You're a GUY who got decked by Avril Lavigne?

OMFG.

I hereby nominate that (most likely) effeminate, emo biatch as King of All Pussies.

Surely if this actually happened, someone's got pics?

Look at them Shine!

Women are so cute. They want to be equal citizens, but then they don't think they should serve jail time for assault like the evil men do.

Does she believe her own lies? Who knows and who cares?

/raccoon-faced, attention-seeking skank.

I'd hit it.

*unimpressed*

The headline:
"Man beaten down by Avril Lavigne"
No thanks.

I'll be in my bunk.

I hate the music, I love the girl.

H8te tha gam3.
Luv tha playa!

I hate the girl, AND her "music". Someone needs to hit her with a 2x4...stupid, annoying, rat-faced coont. DIAF, Avril.

She is SO CORE!

VARoyalty I hate the girl, AND her "music". Someone needs to hit her with a 2x4...stupid, annoying, rat-faced coont. DIAF, Avril.

Do you need a hug?

So long as no one considers her punk, her existence is tolerable. It's on the radio and I don't turn that on anymore, so it's easy to avoid her music.

She commits assault and battery on a fan, a crime in these here United States, and her people use it for publicity? That's farked up right there... At least it would be, if it were true. But the fight never happened, she never gave the quotes in the FA, probably doesn't even know the FA, or the story, exists.

Lemme guess... Something upcoming to promote? Oh yah! The Best Damn Thing is the third album by rock singer-songwriter Avril Lavigne and is currently scheduled to be released on April 17, 2007! Pre-order your copy now at Amazon.com... Please... Before she has to beat down another fan.

/And Tune in on Saturday, April 14th to SNL on NBC! Avril will be the show's musical guest!

DrRatchet

Well ged sir, well ged...

so like I'm walking down the street, and the guy comes out of the store, still yelling. "I turn around, f**kin' grab him and go, 'What?' And I f**kin' knee him in the balls, throw him down, and his f**kin' punk girlfriend comes over and goes, 'What the f**k are you doing?' "It was like they totally didn't expect me to do anything, because I'm just this girl on TV or whatever.

ahhh we'll sure miss that!

Nuthin' sexier 'n a girl knows how to throw down. Too bad.

/as long as she's not cockpunching me, anyway
//Though being able to put together a coherent sentence without sounding like you're 12 is pretty sexy too...

She is the worst thing to happen to alternative/punk music ever... EVER! She's also a bithcy little brat with an ego and too much money in person. It's not an act, she reall is a little shiat.

Shes an emo fag anyway who cares.

-1 subby, -1
for getting me all excited to read her obituary.
...
and, Dammit! she's still alive!
-1

I like Avril.

I dunno, it just seems like she doesn't really know what she's doing. I like that. She's a little less "packaged" than most.

Those of you guys complaining about "assault and battery", please turn in your male membership cards.

/What is she, 5'1"?

No cockpunches please.
Perhaps 1-3 motorboats though.

You old motor-boatin' sonofabiatch. You old sailor, you!
Are they made for speed or comfort?