*fap fap fap*

Thread is useless without blahblah.....

ok, i honestly do not think she is attractive, her face is bleh, her ass is just too big, and yes, nice boobs, but big deal.

Now we need to get that American Idol chick to do that.

Her pics in Playboy were somewhat fake.

Hugh_Janus: her ass is just too big,

Thats what I like! ;)

whateva whore !!!

I had Vida Guerra on my feet and cured it with salve.

They (Playboy) had asked me three times (and) I got a little upset about the situation. They were making such a big deal about it that I said, `I might as well take Playboy up on their offer and do it in a nice, classy, tasteful way, since everyone is so curious to see how I look in my birthday suit,

Brilliant!

First of all, her ass is not too big. Second, they're going to fark it up. Playboy can take the hottest woman alive and with the right hair and make-up, blurred out snatch and Photoshop airbrushing treatment, make her totally unfappable. I swear the place is run by homosexuals.

Who?

Sadly, many of the fake nudes were hotter than the real ones.

Hugh_Janus: ok, i honestly do not think she is attractive, her face is bleh, her ass is just too big, and yes, nice boobs, but big deal.

This coming from a guy whose name is pronounced "huge anus."

who?

Never heard of her.

/obligitory

She's got to be one of the most overrated woman on the planet.

Her's a much, much better arse.

Dude...


Look at it. LOOK AT IT!!!!!

"Look at the size of that thing."

"Cut the chatter, Red 2."

Mugato,

HA!

I bet this coont really likes a rusty trombone.

NSFW!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone

And they say fake celebrity internet pictures are useless... if it motivates more girls like her to pose for Playboy, then God bless photoshop geeks with too much time on their hands...

\that includes Farkers
\\crosses fingers for vanessa hudgens

bah.

"Like Rita Guerrero, ass took her to the top
She'll give you some brains you let her throw up the Roc
Let her put on your chain, she'll throw you some cock
Picture that like Meagan Good and Jamie Foxx
Hype said it's a wrap, she still on the set
Puttin oil on her likes like she Gloria Velez
She was (Eye Candy) in the XXL
Hopped off the page and on a skateboard with Pharrell
I knew she {"wouldn't get far"} cause five hundred dollars
can't get you that {"far"} how you get that {"far"}
And all these new video biatches tryin to be Melissa Ford
But they don't know Melissa Ford drive a Honda Accord
She a video vixen, but behind closed doors
She do whatever it take to get to the Grammy Awards
Ha ha"

Bon_Scott: Her's a much, much better arse.

Sure, if you like flat, bone-skinny asses. I prefer them with a bit of a curve in the right spot. I don't like my women to be shaped like a 12 year old boy.

everyone whos complaining about her is a homo

there, i said it

butterface

Epsilon:

Bon_Scott: Her's a much, much better arse.

Sure, if you like flat, bone-skinny asses. I prefer them with a bit of a curve in the right spot. I don't like my women to be shaped like a 12 year old boy.

If you think that Jessica Alba has the body of a 12 year-old boy I'm hoping that you're not spending much time alone with 12 year-old boys.

Comparing Jessica Alba to a 12 year old boy should be a crime punishable by death.


Epsilon, it's ok if all you can get are fat girls and you've had to convince yourself that fat is the new black and nothing else will do, but when you insult Jessica Alba, you've crossed a line.

Hey, Vida might have a better ass, but she's still a 9 at best... Alba is a legit 10+ girl.

This is the perfect ass.. hands down

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8671833853056007164&q=Keyra+Augustina

Just curious....I want to do a brief quiz. If Vida Guerra came up to you and said:

"I will be your whore for a full day and do anything you want, but 1st you have to blow-up this bus full of innocent school children."

Would you do it?

/ think of the children
// then think of Vida

raiden23

Tantalizing as that pic is, it's NSFW.

British: Tantalizing as that pic is, it's NSFW.

NSFW is for babies.

She's fat.

Yes, I said it.

Yeah, it's a great ass when she's arching her back, or bent over....but in pictures where she's standing straight up, she looks deformed.

Bleah.

Bon_Scott: If you think that Jessica Alba has the body of a 12 year-old boy I'm hoping that you're not spending much time alone with 12 year-old boys.

Mr Pibb and Red Vines equal Crazy Delicious: Epsilon, it's ok if all you can get are fat girls and you've had to convince yourself that fat is the new black and nothing else will do, but when you insult Jessica Alba, you've crossed a line.

Yes, given the chance I'd hit Jessica Alba. Yes, I realize I'll never have that chance.

But that ass in boney.

Epsilon

Yep - herd dat. Bout 15 on a scale of ten . . .

billybeer
who?
Never heard of her.

Seconded.

threadjack - are there any just "models" left, or are they ALL "supermodels?"

British: Tantalizing as that pic is, it's NSFW.

Most people don't work for conservative religious fascists.