Someone submit this with a funnier headline.

How does someone have sex with money? Are we talking aboot a roll of quarters here?

This headline has teh suck

Not terribly surprising. Promiscuous women often hate sex, and use it as a tool for personal ends. Many strippers and hookers are total man-haters.

HomerButt

So are you actually suggesting that those strippers are only pretending to like me because I give them money, and that they may actually secretly hste me? HA! Every time they see me they tell me how much they love me. You, fine sir, are just jealous.

No excuse me as I need to head to the ATM machine...

Tailored suits, chauffered cars
Fine hotels and big cigars
Up for grabs, up for a price
Where the red hot girls keep on dancing through the night
The claim is on you
The sights are on me
So what do you do
That's guaranteed
Hey little girl, you want it all
The furs, the diamonds, the painting on the wall

Come on, come on, love me for the money
Come on, come on, listen to the money talk
Come on, come on, love me for the money
Come on, come on, listen to the money talk

A French maid, foreign chef
A big house with king size bed
You've had enough, you ship them out
The dollar's up-down, you'd better buy the pound
The claim is on you
The sights are on me
So what do you do
That's guaranteed
Hey little girl, you broke the laws
You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all

Come on, come on, love me for the money
Come on, come on. listen to the money talk
Come on, come on, love me for the money
Come, come on, listen to the money talk
Money talks, yeah, yeah

Money talks, B.S. walks
Money talks, come on, come on

Come on, come on, love me for the money
Come on, come on, listen to the money talk
Come on, come on, love me for the money
Come on, come on, listen to the money talk

Money talks, money talk, talk, talk
Hear it talk

Yeah, yeah, yeah money talks

And apparently written by a European as well.

Anna NicoleParty Boy hated sex work on Saturday. UnlessEven, of course, it was with for money.

/wanted to type strike a bunch of times
//getting off work

I probably would too if I had to nail an 80+ year old.

Whoa, rocket science! I would have never seen THAT coming!
Only 9 comments so far because most farkers believe that she would have loved sex. With them. For hours. Yawn.

"Obvious" tag on vacation?

I'd say I hate sex too but ahh The moneys to good!

I'm not Ric Romero, but I think this article confirms that she was in the posession of two (2) X chromosomes.