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(Yahoo) Interesting Harlequin books seeks "real men" for covers. Unknown how overweight balding guys in their tighty-whities is going to help them sell books   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 14
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Weirdnjfan1 2007-03-24 10:23:11 PM  
Good luck on finding normal guys who look like Fabio.

 
FrancoFile 2007-03-24 10:42:14 PM  
Cue the George Costanza boudoir pics.

 
halfdane 2007-03-24 10:50:45 PM  
Ummm, what's their target demo? I mean, can't chicks get a "real man" without seeing or reading about it from a book?

 
GoldenMetalRaven 2007-03-24 10:52:44 PM  
Just goes to prove that "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

 
StrikitRich 2007-03-24 11:01:00 PM  
Does this mean that Drew's next book will have it's cover art done in Toronto?

 
GoldenMetalRaven 2007-03-24 11:16:59 PM  
StrikitRich: Does this mean that Drew's next book will have it's cover art done in Toronto?

Only if the cover art is suppose to be a location in Detroit.

 
StrikitRich 2007-03-24 11:28:53 PM  
Are you saying that Toronto looks like Detroit?

 
hillary [TotalFark] 2007-03-24 11:30:51 PM  
Will I get a fluffer for the audition?

 
hillary [TotalFark] 2007-03-24 11:32:20 PM  
Jesus, StrikitRich, your dog is scaring the crap out of me. What is that, one of those hounds from Hell?

 
lerry [TotalFark] 2007-03-24 11:33:25 PM  
StrikitRich

All of Canada looks like Detroit...till you get up in the tundra region, which I believe is 5 miles north of the border.

 
Jin Verde 2007-03-25 03:29:30 AM  
halfdane: Ummm, what's their target demo? I mean, can't chicks get a "real man" without seeing or reading about it from a book?

Lots of regular chicks, chicks you might find attractive even, read romance novels. Hey,... I bet you watch porn. Well, lots of us women, attractive and not so, really get off on reading porn. We still like farking "real men," but fantasies are nice too. Plus, we don't have to deal with the remote (pushing stop, rewind, stop, fast foward, etc) while were getting off. Books with pages stuck together are cheaper to replace than a remote (or keyboard) with gummed up buttons.

Do you "get it" now?

 
StrikitRich 2007-03-25 08:36:11 AM  
John - That's what a 16-year-old dachshund looks like. Yes, they are all Hell hounds.

Still giving the City Council problems?

 
solyhhit [TotalFark] 2007-03-26 02:34:36 PM  
As much as I dislike Toronto... I am sure it doesn't look like it's on fire.

/Wonders if lerry has been to Canada.
//Glad he hasn't

 
halfdane 2007-03-26 07:30:44 PM  
Jin Verde

People are still using buttons to watch their pron?
Also, if chicks spank easier to literature pron, okay, it makes more sense now.

 
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