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(Some Guy) Spiffy Scarlett Johansson says, "I'll be getting plastic surgery" ss soon as she starts to look like 'old hag'   (entertainmentwise.com) divider line 12
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Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2007-03-24 06:16:51 PM  
That's ss silly.

 
Manic_Repressive [TotalFark] 2007-03-24 06:51:46 PM  
Does the ss in the headline automatically Godwin this thread?

 
Dialectic 2007-03-24 08:30:04 PM  
just give it time, sweetie, old age will come sooner than you think, hahahahahhahahahaha!

 
farkplug 2007-03-24 09:11:51 PM  
She's already had a nose job and if her interviews are anything to go by, her looks are all she has going for her at so yeh, she'd better get in line for the face lift when she hits 40.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2007-03-24 09:39:29 PM  
Those luscious D cups aren't going to stay up forever.

 
fish500 2007-03-24 09:42:14 PM  
Most likely a breast lift or reduction. Them bigguns won't win against gravity and will wreak havoc on her back over time.

 
Wizzin 2007-03-24 09:45:15 PM  
By then, we will all be drooling over another young actress and Johansson will merely be an over the hill hottie from days gone by. It is as it should be. In the mean time though....yum.

 
magical_mystery_meat 2007-03-25 12:28:15 PM  
As long as she gets them out on film before they turn into tube socks full of oatmeal it's all good

 
Pope George Ringo [TotalFark] 2007-03-25 03:39:44 PM  
huh huh huh huh you said "Scarlet Johnson" huh huh huh

 
HtotheB 2007-03-25 09:09:04 PM  
The Sad tag would be far more appropriate here.

This could be Scarlett's future:

i3.photobucket.com

 
haysoos 2007-03-26 12:21:55 AM  
I thought she already had plenty of plastic surgery after the gender reassignment surgery. I just can't get past thinking of her as the kid from Witness though.

i44.photobucket.comi44.photobucket.com

Or do you honestly expect me to believe that those aren't the same person??

/she was pretty good in Brick though

 
haysoos 2007-03-26 12:22:30 AM  
oops, that picture was a bit bigger than i intended.

 
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