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(Columbus Dispatch) Silly Lil Jon (WHAT?) makes Guinness World Records book (YEAH) by having the "biggest bling" (OKAY)   (dispatch.com) divider line 36
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NittLion78 2007-03-24 12:02:50 AM  
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Staticdistance [TotalFark] 2007-03-24 12:11:53 AM  
Crunk is dead, and he needs to get on the farking cart.

Nothing against hip hop in general, but god damn, quit trying to keep the same sound.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2007-03-24 01:31:53 AM  
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Unavailable for comment?

 
MrKraclenutz 2007-03-24 02:16:37 AM  
Sparkling wiggle indeed.

 
axd 2007-03-24 05:21:43 AM  
www.thescoopydoop.com
He's got nothing on PAUL WALL.
What it DO???
Grills by Paul Wall. Awesome, huh?

 
archerjoe 2007-03-24 10:00:20 AM  
and a close second for biggest waste of oxygen right behind P(opozoa) Diddy.

/why, Guinness people, why?

 
Glitchwerks 2007-03-24 10:06:06 AM  
Here's an idea, take the farking jewelry out of your mouth and put that money into assisting your community. I think a $500,000 donation to the local Boys and Girls club or a school would do wonders in assisting kids to not grow up to be ignorant dumb fark rappers like 'Lil Jon. It could be put towards education in literature. Like maybe poetry.

If I hear another beat that was made from Fruity Loops and the most illiterate flow on top of it, I think I may just start killing rappers.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2007-03-24 10:33:20 AM  
Which impression do you think pisses Dave Chappelle off the most when strangers come up to him and do it, Lil John or Rick James? Just in case I ever see him.

 
steamingpile 2007-03-24 11:14:06 AM  
MrKraclenutz: Sparkling wiggle indeed.

el-o-el

 
PhiloeBedoe [TotalFark] 2007-03-24 11:14:39 AM  
That is the biggest fukking eyesore I have ever seen. How do you look at yourself in the mirror before you leave the house wearing that fukked-up piece of trash and say "Damn, I look good."?

 
steamingpile 2007-03-24 11:17:49 AM  
Glitchwerks: Here's an idea, take the farking jewelry out of your mouth and put that money into assisting your community. I think a $500,000 donation to the local Boys and Girls club or a school would do wonders in assisting kids to not grow up to be ignorant dumb fark rappers like 'Lil Jon. It could be put towards education in literature. Like maybe poetry.

Bu' rap is da poetry of da peoples!

If I hear another beat that was made from Fruity Loops and the most illiterate flow on top of it, I think I may just start killing rappers.

Yeah I can agree with that, hip hop has run its course. The problem with record sales being shiatty isnt that people are just stealing music, its that they have been shoving shiat on us for 9 years now and people are sick of it.

 
Brown Sauce 2007-03-24 11:30:19 AM  
Lil Jon is the best thing to happen to black people since crack.

 
dagger75 2007-03-24 11:51:23 AM  
Man I thought Little Jon was one of the Merry Men?
When Sir Guy beat me and my family cause Robin stole the tax money we took the beating knowing that he would give us our money back. Granted he would take his time doing some elaborate plan and then that wench Maid Marion would get captured but still Little John and the rest were always there to help us in the end.
Now I find out that they were using that money to buy themselve big ole necklaces. Fark em, I'm turning them in myself.

/what Lil Jon
//oops
///Lame but its all I got

 
sixhaggises 2007-03-24 01:36:53 PM  
NittLion78

That's all I came here to see!

 
TurnaManna 2007-03-24 03:44:23 PM  
Mr Jon, there's a Mr. T here to see you about your bling.

 
FetusAGoGo 2007-03-24 04:01:33 PM  
I want to punch Paul Wall's teeth through his head. Don't know why...

 
theurge14 2007-03-24 04:54:52 PM  
Yeah yeah, but if it wasn't for Lil' Jon they'd be playing Big & Rich on the dance floor.

Oh wait...

/dies

 
MaxOverride [TotalFark] 2007-03-24 05:17:34 PM  
Remember with the GBoWR was for REAL records that were broken? Shortest, tallest, fattest, fastest...

Talk about reaching...

 
Mr.Niceguy 2007-03-24 05:32:50 PM  
God, wearing that shiat is so attractive and successful African-American

 
Mr.Niceguy 2007-03-24 05:35:44 PM  
...Just like him

 
kwirk 2007-03-24 05:55:34 PM  
Yeah I can agree with that, hip hop has run its course.

Heh. People have been saying that for 25 years. If you're tired of hip-hop and want it to go away, don't hold your breath.

/loves hip-hop, hates 95% of crunk and snap music

 
bostonowns 2007-03-24 05:58:10 PM  
95 percent of hiphop/rap sucks now and im 1 of the biggest fans. all this dirty south midwest trash rap has got out of hand. all the beats sound the same and they all use the same 10 word vocab.

 
SaladMonkey 2007-03-24 07:04:45 PM  
If hip-hop isn't dead, it deserves to die for subjecting me to lyrics such as "I'm fly, cuz i'm hot. You ain't, cuz you're not. This is why, this is why, this is why I'm fly."

 
deadboy 2007-03-24 07:40:19 PM  
What a waste.. I cant stand the hip-hop mentality. who gives a fark about how big your damn chain is. At least this will give him an album or two's worth of stuff to brag about.


Humanity is dead.

 
yosluggo 2007-03-24 09:12:11 PM  
Haters!

 
archerjoe 2007-03-24 10:59:27 PM  
^^^ if you mean people with more than two functioning brain cells, then you are correct.

 
Rachelingua 2007-03-25 12:01:02 AM  
Mugato: Which impression do you think pisses Dave Chappelle off the most when strangers come up to him and do it, Lil John or Rick James? Just in case I ever see him.

============

I don't think Rick James cares anymore.

 
Timon of Athens 2007-03-25 12:13:37 AM  
what?

 
steamingpile 2007-03-25 01:34:04 AM  
kwirk: Heh. People have been saying that for 25 years. If you're tired of hip-hop and want it to go away, don't hold your breath.

Wake up, it is dead they just havent pulled the sheet over its head yet. The records arent selling and stations are going spanish or classic rock.

 
morgankingrocks 2007-03-25 04:43:31 AM  
Hell, 2006 was a fantastic year for new hip-hop - like all music, the radio and TV play nothing but the pop drivel. IN the last 12 months there have been fistfuls of excellent albums:
Bronze Nazareth, Jedi Mind Tricks, Ghostface, Oh No, The Coup, and the new Hell Razah and Wisemen...

the only people who think hip-hop is dead are Nas and a bunch of sad babyboomers on Fark.

 
Jamdug! 2007-03-25 11:19:26 PM  
toothpastefordinner.com

 
theurge14 2007-03-25 11:23:06 PM  
Those are some of the fugliest shoes ever. And I want all of them. :(

 
amindtat 2007-03-26 09:46:37 AM  
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YEAH!

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-03-26 09:47:02 AM  
www.funfry.com

What!?!

 
rainbow sprinkles 2007-03-26 03:15:23 PM  
SaladMonkey: This is why, this is why, this is why I'm fly.

Actually it's this is why I'm hot...but yes, that song does make me want to bash in my ears. The only good thing that came out of it is the "This is Why Duke Sucks" remix.

/going to take refuge in my punk

 
lord-humungus 2007-03-26 11:38:37 PM  
home.nvbell.net

punk ass kids be perpitratin'

 
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