My name, officer? I'm, uh, Dick. Dick Inyourass.

"Pea...tear Griffith. Peter Griffith. Ah, crap."

That story makes me smile.

This happens so often it isn't even weird anymore.

That's because stupid criminals hang around other stupid criminals.

dustman81: "Pea...tear Griffith. Peter Griffith. Ah, crap."

Uhh... Griffin.

I don't get it.

As a wanted felon, I'm really getting a .....

John Cock...tos...ton

Felowned!!11!

The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?

Stupid criminals aren't reading the PSAs on Fark, like this one from 6 months ago for the same type of thing.

The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?

Ron Mexico!

I'd be more worried about the fact that Canada's first native-born Governor General seems to have come back from the dead and gone on a crime spree than any brainlessness on his part -- which is easily explainable once you factor in the zombiism.

Ok, so the guy was NOT in trouble, had NO warrants on him, and was an INNOCENT bystander and he gives a false name, WHY?

Mr. Xhin,

switch sides! That way, your new heroes could be Bill Clinton, James Traficant, Sandy Berger, William Jefferson....

/way more coming soon

Nip/Tuck?

Once in custody, Mr. Massey told police he had given a false name and that he had identification in his pocket. Police confirmed that he was Mr. Massey, of Annapolis, and not the wanted felon. Mr. Massey has no active warrants.

He was charged with giving a false statement to police.
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The whole purpose of giving Police a false name is because you have something to hide. This dumbass had no warrants but managed to get arrested by telling a lie he did not have to. He deserves to be arrested on stupidity alone.

I know a Scout Executive who has the same name and birthday as a very bad man who carries around a letter from a judge for just such a reason.

Imagine all the trouble that I have, since my real is
Jason Voorhees! You'd be surprised how many police officers think those movies are real. And of course, most forget it was Jason's mom that started all the trouble. Another case of American blind justice.

Re. bomb threads: Neither turned out to be legitimate, resulting in only mild inconveniences for employees and citizens.

I suppose if they were legitimate bomb threats the employees and citizens would have been overjoyed.

I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the grammar error in the headline.

/depends on what your definition of "is" is

Thread Jack

Better story about false ID.

City announces new Internet site

ANNAPOLIS - A new element in the comprehensive planning toolkit, the Web site www.letstalkannapolis.org will be online beginning March 23.

End Thread Jack

"... signed by Cpl. Dick Gozinya. Wait a second. 'Corporal' isn't spelled with a 'k!'"

/probably not obscure

Joel Rifkin anyone?

When submitting a headline to fark, make sure you is doesn't are proofreading.

Oh you thought I said Jerry Gallo? I said Jerry Callo.