Where are they racing to? The bathroom of the nearest truck stop???

/dnrtfa

submitter: Nothing says "Tour de Georgia bike race" than breakfast at Waffle House

nothing says 'submitted by a retard' more than an incoherent headline. but keep throwing them stones, genius

Working on a Waffle House trifecta?

Carb loading waffle goodness.

/pancakes for girlie boys

grammar nazis gonna have fun with this one ....

nobozo
"I've got a message from the National Pancake Institute here... and it says 'Fark waffles.'"

I was in Helen, Georgia last year at a Corvair convention when the bike race came through. They closed all the roads leading to town-no one in or out for about two hours. Kinda pissed me off.

I don't feal no ways tired.

Shoneys is better.

Now if they can just get someone to sponsor the race...

evajyna:

lol - IHOP consortium?

/cue the rabbit pic.

i always make it a point to eat at WaHo at least once whenever i go to visit the fam. there's nothing quite like loading up on a patty melt, double hash brown scattered and covered, and then as soon as you get home, taking a poop so big you're hungry afterward. with all that grease, it just slides right out of you.

McKeesport Beer Baron: I was in Helen, Georgia last year at a Corvair convention when the bike race came through.

Hell, you should have shown them just how unsafe Corvairs are at any speed.
Unsafe for bicyclists, I mean.

I think this is an entirely different form of doping.

scattered
smothered
covered
diced
chunked
topped
capped
peppered

and yes that was from memory

If you want to ride 100 miles on a bicycle, you better carbo-load in advance. Waffles with syrup are an excellent source of both carbs and sugar for energy.

The Italians used to dominate the sport, before someone figured out all that pasta was the secret.

And quit dissing on the south, willya? Our economy is booming, while everyone up north livesd in a rust belt; we must be doing something right. . . . .

Psst, olddinosaur, sugar is a carb. Methinks you meant complex carbs...

Headline make Mongo dizzy.

olddinosaur: Our economy is booming, while everyone up north livesd in a rust belt; we must be doing something right. . . . .

Rust proofing?

Jesus. I have got to get out of this farking state.

Attention Fark:; Do not hate on Waffle House. That is all.

If I'm gonna carb up for a bike trek, I want those carbs in the form of pecan waffles.

That headline makes no cents.

/submitter failed engrish

A couple of this year's entrants.

/got nothing.

I have the privilege of living in Norcross GA aka Waffle House capital of the world. I can drive any direction from my house and be at a waffle house in five minutes. And since they're right by corporate headquarters, they're always clean. I have been to some pretty nasty waho's further out though. But in the end, nothing stands between me and those hashbrowns.

nothing says 'submitted by a retard' more than an incoherent headline. but keep throwing them stones, genius

Damn, submitter... Megain just pwned ur ass. But it's no surprise really... Megain is intellectually superior. You know how I can tell? Because he uses clever and original insults. Retard? Whoa nelly! Consider yourself ice burned. And I like how he referred to you as a genius, but he didn't really mean it... sarcasm, I believe it's called. Really edgy stuff.

So, are you gonna roll over and take that kind of abuse or are you gonna throw down like a man? Huh? What's it gonna be? Start small... call him a name he'll be familiar with... like, douche, and work your way up from there... see how he handles it... test the waters. You don't want to strain yourself battling a superior wit... I mean, you are intellectually inferior.

Best of luck should you decide to retaliate. And next time be sure to type up your headline more carefully, otherwise everything will think you're a friggin' idiot and not just some guy who made a typo. We're not very understanding around here, ya know. We'll attack you over practically nothing because we're a bunch of cocky attention whores.

0Icky0 -was in one of my 'vettes last year...Wouldn't want to scratch the fiberglass....

"otherwise everything will think you're a friggin' idiot"

lol! I mean EVERYONE. I'm such a dumbass!

/Waffle House trifecta in play?

Robot, is there a Cliff's Notes version of your post?

Yay! My hometown made Fark. Yay!

The sad part is the Tour of Georgia is missing a title sponsor for the first time since its inception, calling into question this great event. This, I suspect, has a lot to do with Landis and other professional cyclists who have engaged in doping to enhance their performance.

For those who were unaware, Landis, the Tour de France winner who was accused of doping won last year's event. Had he not tested positive for doping and had he attended this event I suspect they would have had no problem finding a title sponsor.

/cycling fan
//TofG attendee

"Smothered and Covered? Its more like spattered and splattered" - Larry the Cable Guy

When will there be a Georgia tag?

Tour of Cali pwns Georgia!

Yes, I know it's early in the season and all, but still.

Squeal like a pig
Weeeeeeeeeee!

/I'm a spandex wearing homo.

Tour de Georgia...the pidgin name just pisses me off. Tour de Georgie, sure. A Tour of Georgia, sure. The Tour of Georgia, ok. Tour de Georgia just screams "we're meritless attention whores." It's the kind of blatant ignorance that passes for "sports marketing" these days.

EMPulse_of_KC:

Man, that's like the Sistine Chapel ceiling of menus.

I'll be Michaelangelo would be telling the Pope to order him up some hash browns.

JeffreyScott: For those who were unaware, Landis, the Tour de France winner who was accused of doping won last year's event. Had he not tested positive for doping

And if the French hadn't screwed up the testing, there would be no doubt either way.

They tried for years to bust Lance, to no avail. When another American wins right after that...they were all over themselves to 'prove' doping.

I rode Hiram to Rockmart roundtrip,..46 miles on the Silver Comet Trail, and never saw a Waffle House the entire time. I'm glad I packed a banana and a bottle of water.

robotmonster1: And next time be sure to type up your headline more carefully, otherwise everything will think you're a friggin' idiot and not just some guy who made a typo.

so tell me - what was the 'typo'? oh, that's right, there wasn't one. some moran either omitted a word (more), or typed the word 'than' instead of 'like'. i can easily see how that's just a simple slip of the fingers (typo). un-wad your sandy panties, farkwad

You can carbo load all you want, but nobody can store enough to get though a 100 mile race. You have to get some to go.

I never really understood the race but if it brings a few extra tourist dollars then so be it. I guess the riders inject themselves with sweet tea instead of steroids.

Tour Day Georgia started in Augusta in 2006. I wasn't that excited about it until they showed up...


Linky, Linky

I happen to work at Waffle House and I'll tell you what...you couldnt find a more entertaining job as far as the clientele is concerned. Ive had more fun there than Ive had in years while waiting to finish school.

wasn't it so cold in Georgia friday morning that folks were fined $16?.00 for warming up their idle cars?
now there's a tour??

BTW
a cyclist wants to "carb" out the nite before.

Theres a far cry from loading on pasta versus a waffle after about 10 minutes in there its a rock and you feel it. Georgians brace your self for vomit filled roads.

Do you mean "better than breakfast..." or "like breakfast..."?

Damn.

shiat.

Fap.

I went to Altanta once and am getting a kick... (blah blah)

Yeah, Waffles houses everywhere. Damn, y'all must really like'm waffles! Also loads of gas stations that referenced racetracks or going souper fast. Very nice people though. Just an odd, odd place.

/ and the maid said 'Joo want de sehrveeese?'
// was too scart to get the service
////Would go again! +10

Damn - a good friend's going down to Atlanta this week, loves cycling and all, but he's a "vegan" and shall never understand the gentleman's pleasure of the Waffle House, until he mends his anhedonic ways. Why, the only thing that would improve those places is to dim the lights after 8pm, serve large snifters of good brandy and pass out cigars...

On the matter of my friend - I shall eat waffles and pray for him every day.

Being Canadian, I will use real Maple Syrup, of course. Not like that cheap shiat you all call syrup.

Waffle house, at 4 AM, after a drunken binge rulz.

Going to the tour de Georgia, if it happens that is. I'll be one of the drunk bastard at the top of Brasstown Bald.

Woohoo! My hometown (though I don't live there now) made Fark!

Now my cycle (heh, cycle) of life is complete.