We are all the son of God. That would make us "Crist's brother.

/His B-day and Xmas are on the same day
//ha ha

I didn't think Charlie Crist had sex with women.

Charlie Crist is the best governor we've had since Lawton Chiles.

Charlie plays for the other team

flaEsq

Yes, it is quite possible that he caught the ghey...after all, he is an unmarried Republican.

But he bucked partisan politics as soon as he got into office, and he's doing what's best for the state...not much like a republican at all.

For a while I thought J. Paul Getty was my father, because we both have the same taste in art.

Confabulat
I didn't think Charlie Crist had sex with women.

BWAAHAHAHA!
(what gave him away?)

Charlie Crist seems to have sexual skeletons in his closet that will come out sooner or later.

I feel bad about that, though, because he has been a breath of fresh air as governor here. It hasn't been easy living under the governance of two Bushes - GW and Jeb - although Jeb did a great job during the hurricanes and is infinitely more intelligent and thoughtful than his doofus President brother.

A writer from the Orlando Sentinel discusses the Crist dilemma here:

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/news_local_namesblog/2006/11/ok_the_proverbi_ 2.html

I don't care who he sleeps with, fathered or anything else as long as he does the job he was elected to do, and so far he has, with class. I'll be sad if he's taken down for something in his personal life.

/registered no party affiliation, but almost always votes Democratic

wegro froestu: But he bucked partisan politics as soon as he got into office, and he's doing what's best for the state...not much like a republican at all.

He's a breath of fresh air, that's for sure, blowing the deeply rooted stench of another creepy Bush family member out our governer's mansion. I'm not convinced yet that he's another Christ or even a partisianship-bucking maverick. He's got a bunch of years to prove me wrong, show he can stand up to the Rubio/Baxley axis evil. Flushing some of JEB!'s crooked buddies out of appointments was a good start.

Daddy?

Oh, for the love of Crist...

I predict State Farm will take him out.

/Insurance co's don't like the new sheriff in town

i guess that whole davinci code thing is right afterall

james cameron is the mother

(the cameras werent on all the time if you know what im sayig)

yeah, he hasnt been bad so far.

jeb was horrible. (still smarter/better than george though)

did she hack his arm off with a Light Saber and find out that he too had a prosthetic limb?

© well, don't say its not the first thing you thought of as well

Well, if he's a good governor, then by damn, let's find some skeleton in his closet and destroy his political career because lord knows we don't need any good politicians.

btw, when did it become necessary to pretend to be Ozzie Nelson in order to hold high political office? (pretend being the operative word)

I'll make her someone's mother...

//maybe
//ttiuwp.

I used to think Crist was a fudge packer but really, how could he get away with it all this time without the democrats exposing him? Not that there's anything wrong with that but being a gay Republican is somewhat of a conflict of interests. All it would take is one snapshot of him coming out of the Man Hole on South Beach and he'd be finished.

Might just be the power of Crist compels her, is all.

wegro froestu: But he bucked partisan politics as soon as he got into office, and he's doing what's best for the state...not much like a republican at all.

Actually, Jeb was much the same way. He was just cursed with the Bush name. Maybe a bit too much of the Old Boy appointments, but even the Dems do that. I think Jeb got all the brains in the family. Too bad he'll never live down his brother's record so he won't be able to ever run for Prez.

I'm thinking this chick and her family are in for a massive lawsuit when they discover Charlie is sterile, or some such thing.

But they had no interest in learning more until last fall, when opponents of Crist's candidacy sent documents about the adoption to state newspapers.

Wonder which 'opponent' was so low as to dredge up an adoption and leak it to the papers. That you, Max Linn? You did out Charlie on the radio several times....

Crist almighty!
what happened to Jeb?

flaEsq: Charlie plays for the other team

LOL a little, you think ;p

can he transform into Burly Bear?

So long as no children are involved, I really don't care what any politician does in their bedroom or who they do it with. It's none of my business regardless of whether I voted for them or not.

The article says she goes to Southern. Doesn't that mean she's most likely black?

So does this make the governor's sister, her aunti-Crist?

Rodeodoc: Actually, Jeb was much the same way. He was just cursed with the Bush name. Maybe a bit too much of the Old Boy appointments, but even the Dems do that. I think Jeb got all the brains in the family. Too bad he'll never live down his brother's record so he won't be able to ever run for Prez.

Yep. I hate to say. Jeb did a fine job as governor. I was really surprised cause he ran on the "friend of big business" platform.

He came to my job once to tout high tech industry initiatives and stuff... but once he saw all of us with our beards and flip-flops, I think his opinion changed!

Resin33: The article says she goes to Southern. Doesn't that mean she's most likely black?

Oh hey, good point.

I think not, though. I mean, that would him liking girls and all, and I am thinking that even if he was wasted, that would be a little off topic.

And Mugato - maybe he's not been busted because he's not a flamer? Monogamous? Not into the 'Man-hole' out in public (that is a terrible name for a bar!).

Faethe: And Mugato - maybe he's not been busted because he's not a flamer? Monogamous? Not into the 'Man-hole' out in public (that is a terrible name for a bar!).

But he's gay. That means he travels abroad donning feathered boas and assless chaps, seeking forbidden pleasures from members of an FSU fraternity. Or at least that is what I've been led to believe. Have I been misinformed?

Well in any case, he can't deftly switch from English to Spanish in mid-sentence like Jeb(!) can. And that's the extent of my knowledge of our governors.

There was a reeeeal messed up Law & Order: SVU on this once.

Simple test. But what's the legal issue here?

It says "a" Southern college, not Southern.

sr71: There was a reeeeal messed up Law & Order: SVU on this once.

The one with the dumpster baby and incest? If so, then yeah, that was pretty farked up.

/good show

2007-03-11 10:47:34 PM Omnivorous

Simple test. But what's the legal issue here?

None. The issue is that his life partner is mortified that he once caught teh streht.

I'm the love child of Anna Nichole and Mitt Rooney.

Prove it or shut up.

Mugato: But he's gay. That means he travels abroad donning feathered boas and assless chaps, seeking forbidden pleasures from members of an FSU fraternity. Or at least that is what I've been led to believe. Have I been misinformed?

That's pretty much how Richard Simmons biography reads, except the FSU part, for sure :p


Well in any case, he can't deftly switch from English to Spanish in mid-sentence like Jeb(!) can. And that's the extent of my knowledge of our governors.

I kinda noticed that, too (lol), I saw Jeb in walmart once, where he was making this speech about the $4 prescription they have. He flipped into Spanish, and the Puerto Ricans guys standing around were all like 'his wife is Puerto Rican' and then this security dude went, 'no, she's Mexican'. This was like 30 seconds after I said, 'She's Cuban, right?'. I'm pretty sure Dominican would have been the next choice, for sure.

You know he's gay, because he claims he once dated Katherine Harris in college.

No straight man would ever admit to that.

Confabulat: You know he's gay, because he claims he once dated Katherine Harris in college.

Maybe that's what did it?

If Crist is the father maybe he should talk with the former Governor of Rhode Island.
The short story is here (pops)
The long story is here [the details are about 2/3 of the way down] (pops)

All of that sun made him sterile years ago.

Sounds like an episode of Heroes

I came here looking for a Heroes reference, and norm84 didn't disappoint.

Im in ur Fark: The one with the dumpster baby and incest? If so, then yeah, that was pretty farked up.

/good show

Yes! With the incest. That Dad/politician was a bad, bad man.

I

2007-03-11 10:05:40 PM Mugato

I used to think Crist was a fudge packer but really, how could he get away with it all this time without the democrats exposing him?
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Indeed - no way that could happen in Florida. At least that's what Congressman Foley says.

sr71: There was a reeeeal messed up Law & Order: SVU on this once.

Was that the two-parter where Alexandra Cabot and Abbie Carmichael tag-team the defendants at trial?

I couldn't believe the censors let that scene of the two of them going at it, hot lesbian style, get on the air.


/Oh wait, that's just my L&O series suggestion
//Law & Order: Lesbian Intent

ttuwmsp

this thread useless without myspace page

Like charlie crist has ever been with a woman.
/Yea I know at least a half dozen have said it
//Can't say it enough


I used to think Crist was a fudge packer but really, how could he get away with it all this time without the democrats exposing him

The Gov of NJ was gay and no one knew it for years. If he hadn't gone crazy over the likud agent he's still be Gov.

Right now, Charlie Crist is doing a little dance. I wonder how much he paid her?

I think if this is true, he should be kicked out of office. If there is one thing I hate it is parents who abandon their kids.

And for those saying people shouldn't be judged based on their personal lives, I say if someone is morally corrupt in their personal lives, what will stop them from being morally corrupt in their job?