My generation doesn't know shiat about music.

Headline should have read "Still no cure for My Chemical Romance"

I was going to come in here and make my usual comment about how your favorite band sucks, but I think we call all agree that my chemical romance sucks.

I don't understand this Emo music, if you wanna listen to downer music at least pick a quality musician. I've got Paul Westerberg on the stereo right now.

I hate you.

Maybe the pharmaceutical giants will come up with a wonder drug for both the hormone swing and tone deafness?

I agree sheisty

I really hope I don't have to listen to all this emo shiat on the "oldies" station when I'm in my 40's.

"Teenagers don't go around crazy all the time," said lead researcher Sheryl Smith

Sheryl, you need to get out of the office more often.

/settle down, have some kids, wait until they are teens...

+1 to whomever can use the term "emo" in the correct way.

I think we'd be happier as a society if we could load kids into cryostasis tanks between the ages of 8-19 and pipe in some Rafi songs.

I used to listen to My Chemical Romance, then I tried to commit suicide. Now that I'm not so depressed I don't listen to them...think there's some link between the two?

Since when does insipid biatchy teenage girls = "teens?"

I think we'd be happier as a society if we could load kids into cryostasis tanks between the ages of 8-19 and pipe in some Rafi songs.

My grandmother was always fond of saying "bury 'em at 2 and dig 'em up at 22."

\Daddy wasn't there!

I wish all musicians were required to listen to Dream Theater for a couple of hours, just so they a can gain some influence form the best musicians (technical ability) on earth.

Plutonium238

I so would've loved to be there to see whatever lead up to that moment...


/other people crying makes me happy

Look it up: Do guys shopping in
the girls section for hip huggers count?
\You are dealing with a "gray" area.
\\With hints of midnight black makeup.

I wish emo kids would stop crying and just off themselves already.

/HEY, ATTENTION WHORE! NOBODY GIVES A SHAIT!

pisceandreamer: My grandmother was always fond of saying "bury 'em at 2 and dig 'em up at 22."


Uh, your grandmother clearly knows nothing about basic biology. Tch.

Lerry:I would imagine it was probably the
chorus from whatever song was playing at the
moment.

Eh, I'm feeling unoriginal today, so I'll just port my comment to Quantum Apostrophe from the sex study thread over here:

Can it kid. No one likes an Emo.

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN!!!!




/i hate you
//you're not the king of me

plutonium238: Look it up: Do guys shopping in
the girls section for hip huggers count?


I would argue no, that it just makes them sexless shells of human beings, not moody.

I guess the only way we can know for sure is to pump some teens full of THP and see what happens.

/kidding
//mostly

This Emo generation is freaking terrible. At least I annoyed my parents with Rage Against the Machine and Smashing Pumpkins.

At least that music was angry and cool.

/weepy pussies

galleech: I wish all musicians were required to listen to Dream Theater Slash (Saul Hudson) for a couple of hours, just so they a can gain some influence form the best musicians (technical ability) on earth.

Fixed that for you.

/slash = guitar god

If I had the waistline of a 16-year-old girl(and was probably a vegetarian or a vegan out of trendiness) and with musical tastes to match, I'd be a sad motherfarker too.


Eat meat, drink beer, listen to metal, and fark women. Do those things, wispy emo teen guys, trust me, you'll be happier.

yohansen: +1 to whomever can use the term "emo" in the correct way.

'Emo Williams is perhaps the greatest movie hero ever conceived.

PedanticSimpleton
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN!!!!

I understand it. I'm suffering because I'm watching you. I wish I was blind and deaf, just to not see you or hear you cry, asshole.

/That would be my answer to an emo kid
//I once said it, though
///Kicked my ass
////Now that's worth getting angsted about

yohansen
"+1 to whomever can use the term "emo" in the correct way."

Thank you, I hate that some genuinely good music gets clumped together with whiny, cut-yourself music just because of the term "Emo". Emo is a general term for music based on relationships. I don't hate Emo, but I do hate My Chemical Romance. Much the same way that I don't hate Hip-Hop, but I do hate 50-Cent.

"Nobody understands my pain!"

"And nobody gives a shiate about your pain, either."

Forget Wilkenson-Sword, switch to Remington.

you move like a pregnant yak

Well, even a sexless shell can be prone to a fluctuation in emotional reaction. 8)

I dare say I'm the only person in my entire high school that is stable (read: younger than 20 and not emo). I seriously can't understand why people listen to My Chemical Romance, or Hawthorne Heights or any of that shiat.. also seems to be the reason why I can't find a girlfriend in school. All the girls want the moody, brooding guys who sit around and cry rather than a jock now (I'm not a jock, but some of my friends are, and they're pretty much dateless). Meanwhile, my friends and I are off listening to REAL music (ie anything != emo) and having the time of our lives getting drunk.

/too many parenths?

sheisty: My generation doesn't know shiat about music.

Dont' worry, they are learning. I saw plenty of fresh-faced punks at a Killswitch Engage concert last night, and I'd say there is hope for the world. Although, this faux-hawk shiat has to stop.

The Black Parade is a surprisingly good song. All else is tripe.

/carry on
//crafty readers will see what I did there

The Billdozer

What about psychobilly?

Sweet Merciful Teen-Angst I hate Emos!

Cheer the fark up!

I hereby propose that Emo-Bashing become an officially sanctioned hobby, if not an Olympic sport.

/I swear I'll take away about 476 Gold Medals at Beijing if this happens.
//Is embarrassed to admit he likes "Welcome to the Black Parade" and "Teenagers"
///Good tunes, never gives a rats ass about lyrics.

I have a good question...What is the difference between Emo and Goth? Anybody know? They seem about the same, but the Goth culture (back when I was in high school anyway) had better music, ala The Cure.

You kids want real pain in your music?

Dmitri Shostakovich, String Quartet No. 8 in C minor. You'll be stuck in the fetal position under your bed for a week afterwards.

I wish all musicians were required to listen to Led Zeppelin for a couple of hours, just so they a can gain some influence form the best musicians (technical ability) on earth.

Fixed it.

/My music doesen't annoy my parents.
//Led Zeppelin, Queen, Blue Oyster Cult, Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden FTW!!!

kddelta2k

Goths smile more. And they have hotter wimen.

Bob Bryar's father was the best man at my parent's wedding. One of the nicest old guys I've ever met. He comes down here to visit my family every one in a while.

I'm not a big fan of his son's music, but I'm glad he's doing well for himself. If only he and his father could reconcile their differences.

yohansen: +1 to whomever can use the term "emo" in the correct way.

Emo Phillips was in UHF.

What's even more funny than making fun of emo rubbish is the fact that someone tried to do so by using a 'dream theater' reference.
...and then clarifying by saying "technical ability".

A meth addict with no hands has more technical ability than DT...and could probably belt out twice as original and interesting piece of music.

That said, emo is still worse. Much, much worse.

El_Smacko: I wish all musicians were required to listen to Led Zeppelin for a couple of hours, just so they a can gain some influence form the best musicians (technical ability) on earth.

Fixed it.

/My music doesen't annoy my parents.
//Led Zeppelin, Queen, Blue Oyster Cult, Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden FTW!!!

Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll

+1 to whomever can use the term "emo" in the correct way.

Emo is red, fuzzy and laughs when you tickle him.

/and I was an angsty, bratty, self-absorbed, whiny teenager. If I could go back in time I'd slap myself.

"Teenagers are at an age where nothing makes sense to them. Everything is so dark and abysmal and the only way they can express themselves is through their appearance and behavior. Why bother using words? Nobody listens anyway. Life's cold and dark and sometimes you're the only friend you have.
More at 11."

I don't understand why you have to be a weepy pussy vagina to listen to modern rock nowadays. There is some great non-whiny pussy vagina rock coming out. Mostly indie progressive rock.