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(Some Guy) Stupid OK, so one of your teenage daughters has been missing for four months. You also notice a 'putrid' smell coming from one of the rooms. Some people would put together 'one' and 'one', but not this family   (earthtimes.org) divider line 83
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Epsilon [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 06:03:47 PM  
I suspect submitter misunderstood the article. It seems more likely that the family stuffed her in a cupboard after she died and didn't tell anyone.

 
kb7rky 2007-03-11 06:39:15 PM  
i3.photobucket.com

 
tontovila 2007-03-11 06:39:31 PM  
Submitter isn't that bright, much like the mother.

yay! he's the smartest retard on the interwebz!!!

Go submitter!

idiot, rtfa

 
crazycalimaniac 2007-03-11 06:39:37 PM  
no no, it is much more likely the girl crawled into a cupboard on her own... right before dying. And the family cant smell and forgot all about her.

 
llamasarefunny 2007-03-11 06:40:10 PM  
Ew. That's it. Just Ew.

/Ew

 
Detroit_Bob 2007-03-11 06:41:14 PM  
Let's not be hasty; she very well might have richly deserved what she got.

 
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick 2007-03-11 06:41:23 PM  
"two and two together?"

Come on, man; I don't have a calculator!

 
El_Smacko 2007-03-11 06:42:00 PM  
"Neighbors noticed a horrific smell coming through the walls, but dismissed it as a vampire infestation. The family reportedly painted their windows opaque white and kept to themselves coming and going at odd hours."

Fixed.

 
char_boy 2007-03-11 06:42:02 PM  
I gets it. She wuz teh food!

 
theeagle 2007-03-11 06:43:13 PM  
********The family reportedly painted their windows opaque white and kept to themselves coming and going at odd hours.********

The movie "The Burbs" comes to mind.

 
EatYourHeartOut 2007-03-11 06:43:19 PM  
Earth Times?

 
Rann Xerox 2007-03-11 06:44:47 PM  
So that's how you get an article posted and greenlit: just don't read it.

/kb7rky, I choose Button #2.

 
skinink 2007-03-11 06:46:45 PM  
And this will nicely coincide with OJ Simpsons'latest book: "OJ Simpson: If I Stuffed the Body of a 16 Year Old Girl in a Cupboard in the UK".

 
mala trasera 2007-03-11 06:47:10 PM  
...Mom?

 
Rafe 2007-03-11 06:50:13 PM  
How bizarre, how bizarre.

/every time I look around

 
cyanfour 2007-03-11 06:50:41 PM  
Morvern Callar is that you?

 
fruitloop 2007-03-11 06:50:58 PM  
so we have the sharp knees guy, the ha ha guy, and numerous other fark cliche pictures. in the long history of fark, someone has to have made some kind of graphic about frantically trying to get a headline greenlighted. this one is perfect for it.

if not, someone else do it, i'm not good at teh photochop.

 
sugarmagnolia94 2007-03-11 06:51:16 PM  
I guess the SICK, SAD, STRANGE and WEIRD tags are on a smoke break? The only stupid thing about this is the submitter.
/sorry subby!

 
bored again 2007-03-11 06:51:39 PM  
Was the address 1313 Mockingbird Lane, by any chance?

 
Look It Up 2007-03-11 06:53:42 PM  
The hard part is not that there are complete useless wastes of flesh like this family. The hard part is remembering that there are people who are not after you see human beings act this way. For some reason not giving a shiat about your dead daughter is worse to me than actually murdering her.

 
dwalder 2007-03-11 06:54:11 PM  
I want my Mummy - well preserved. that is.

Anybody ever watch the film "Apartment Zero"? Eeek...

 
CrackityJones 2007-03-11 06:57:13 PM  
Did they at least leave the TV on so her corpse had something to watch?

 
LadyAcidophillus [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 06:57:50 PM  
"Hey honey? I think we aged the prime beef too long!

...and where the hell is Sophiene??"

 
F42 2007-03-11 06:59:00 PM  
img.fark.com

bad smitty!

 
UrinalPooper 2007-03-11 07:00:33 PM  
In other news, the [SICK] tag plays golf on sundays.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 07:03:45 PM  
That's astonishing. Anyone who has been around a dead animal knows they don't just "sort of" stink--it's overwhelming and makes it hard to breathe.

A sixteen-year-old girl decomposing in a bag in the kitchen would be unimaginable.

I find stories like this unfathomable on any level.

 
The_Philosopher_King 2007-03-11 07:04:22 PM  
crazycalimaniac: family cant smell and forgot all about her.


Naw, probably thought she went to Narnia.

 
xtex 2007-03-11 07:04:40 PM  
When I have kids, and a daughter, I'm going to name her Pristine. Just because.

 
Mister Peejay 2007-03-11 07:09:39 PM  
El_Smacko

"Neighbors noticed a horrific smell coming through the walls, but dismissed it as a hippie infestation. The family reportedly painted their windows opaque white and kept to themselves coming and going at odd hours."

Fixed.


Re-fixed.

 
zolividor 2007-03-11 07:10:52 PM  
That sucks. There was plenty of good meat, right there. What a waste

 
Mike__Hunt 2007-03-11 07:10:54 PM  
bailiffs broke into the house and found the body, but they were released on bail.

Well, there is some comfort knowing that the bailiffs were released on bail.

 
Verde 2007-03-11 07:11:25 PM  
www.encyclopedie-hp.org

/unavailable for comment

 
falkensmaze 2007-03-11 07:14:56 PM  
Submitter needs to re-read the article. The neighbors noticed a putrid odor, but thought it was rats. The girl's family knew full well where she was at. In fact, they probably stuffed her in the cupboard, but whether it was before she died or after, the article doesn't say.

 
p_marvel 2007-03-11 07:15:23 PM  
"A London mystery involving a family's odd behavior and putrid odors was solved when police found the body of a 16-year-old girl in a cupboard."

Yeah, my Spidey-Senses are telling me she didn't crawl in there to play Hide and Seek and forgot to come out again for food, etc.

And Confabulat is right - the smell of a decomposing animal under your front porch smells to high Heaven, so I don't know how these sickos managed to live with the odor of a whole human organically breaking down. Crazy people still have the sense of smell, after all.

 
RapCat 2007-03-11 07:15:44 PM  
"That sucks. There was plenty of good meat, right there. What a waste."

Asian Sandwich Baby approves:

i83.photobucket.com

 
DrBenway [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 07:17:00 PM  
crazycalimaniac:

no no, it is much more likely the girl crawled into a cupboard on her own... right before dying. And the family cant smell and forgot all about her.


Sort of like the cat that crawls up under the house to die, right?

 
Klyde 2007-03-11 07:21:06 PM  
A pidgeon flew down our chimney and died in the duct work I couldn't find it. My basement and half the first floor of our house smelled like hell. We couldn't run the AC because it stank up the house. That was one little bird. How the fark do the neighbors put the smell of a decomposing human body down to rat infestation? I call bildge.

 
Mister Peejay 2007-03-11 07:23:37 PM  
p_marvel

Crazy people still have the sense of smell, after all.

One apartment where I lived had a guy next door (my bedroom shared a wall) who would listen to the police scanner at full volume, laugh at strange times, make really weird sounds, and run up and down the hallway.

You could tell if he'd been in the hallway in the past hour by the reek.

In short, not all of 'em...

 
Caesar1313 2007-03-11 07:24:15 PM  
img466.imageshack.us

 
Toast in the Machine 2007-03-11 07:24:37 PM  
"Ah thought me owlduh daw'uh was awn 'er peeeriod, 'sall, offysuh."

 
Dolamite02 2007-03-11 07:32:30 PM  
Were the police tipped off my neighbors reporting the odd coming and going of the family like a previous British article would have them do?

 
McDougal 2007-03-11 07:36:24 PM  
thought they were going with http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15895965/ but then again, there was no Florida tag

 
Deadeyedave 2007-03-11 07:38:30 PM  
Wow, never seen a subby get owned so badly in a topic before.

This must be what Totalfark is like.

 
Balchinian 2007-03-11 07:40:06 PM  
I used to live in an apartment building with a very wide variety of ethnicities, and I have to say that though my friends all served some outstandingly delicious food, their kitchens absolutely reeked. I don't know (and didn't ask) how the food was prepared, but some of these methods I am certain involved letting decaying matter of some sort "breathe" in the kitchen for a few days ahead of time.

So I can see that it is possible that the family could have such an odor go unnoticed. but given the other circumstances it appears to be just another bunch of loonies. No mention of a dad either, so perhaps he escaped in the nick of time.

 
Holly_Wight 2007-03-11 07:40:40 PM  
Bloody chavs! Always crawlin' inter cupboards an' dyin'.

 
Pribar [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 07:42:39 PM  
Balchinian

No mention of a dad either, so perhaps he escaped in the nick of time.

Na he is in the credenza.

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2007-03-11 07:52:08 PM  
Mister Peejay: I think he lives below me now. Did he yell like a Touretter with his junk stuck in a bear trap at 3 in the morning?

 
Nobody You Know 2007-03-11 07:52:36 PM  
can't believe i'm the first person to post something about skeletons in the closet.

that stink to high heaven.

 
lilar 2007-03-11 07:57:02 PM  
What is an odd hour? 1? 3? I have lived through them all thousands of times. I guess they are all odd.

Ha ha, credenza!

 
fiddlesissy 2007-03-11 07:59:30 PM  
Good Lord!

 
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