"The officer described it as a huge toad," he said.

I don't know why, but that line made me laugh out loud.

After the accident her car was undrivable so she had to have it toad.

/i'm leaving now

Where is she gonna get shoes when her toads are so big?

A shiate for shore eyes

she toad you she wuz hardcore

how does she have sex with her students with all those scary animals around?

Kindergarten teachers tend to be very...eccentric individuals.

I'd hit it but it's wierd when her HUGE TOAD watches you.

cheriley....
her students are too young to have sex with... thats why she has all those animals.

There's a Naruto reference in there, somewhere.....

A chinchilla suffered a broken leg. Meh, it could have been worse. It could have been a horse, and they'd have to shoot it.

Were they all named Eric?

A witch!

A lady who just happened to have exotic pets in her car at the time was in a no-injury accident.

Slow news day, anyone?

What, no kindergarten cop pet ferret pic. yet?

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Deborah Mumford AKA Elly May Clampett ?

... she's probably camel toad

jenn
and what if the animals are children
huh? what then?
little miss smarty smarty pants
i have a diploma damnit
big time stuff

cheriley-
I didn't know bestiality differentiated between sex with old animals vs. sex with young animals. Wouldn't a toad as a child be a tadpole?

evajyna

Were they all named Eric?

No, Abdul.



Half a bee, philosophically, must, ipso facto, half not be.

But half the bee
has got to be,
vis a vis
its entity - do you see?

But can a bee
be said to be
or not to be
an entire bee
when half the bee
is not a bee
due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, 1 2 3,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this retched demi-bee,
half asleep upon my knee,
some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee.

Fiddle dee dum,
Fiddle dee dee,
Eric the half bee.

Ho ho ho,
Tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive employee-ee-ee
bisected accidentally
one summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally.

(He loves him carnally...)
...semi-carnally
The end.

"A kindergarten teacher known as the 'Critter Lady' and her menagerie including a boa constrictor, turtles, frogs, small mammals and a monster toad were shaken up in a two-car collision. Michael J. Fox wanted for questioning."

there, fixed it for ya.

Sounds to me like a Farside comic strip in the making...

Shout--Hoo-ray!
And let each of the crowd try and shout it very loud
In honour of an animal of whom you're justly proud,
For it's Toad's great day!

Giant toad?

Captain_Trekkie Sounds to me like a Farside comic strip in the making...

Absolutely. Now that you mention it, I'd bet money she has a beehive hairdo and cat eye glasses.