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(TBO) Unlikely Woman, twice targeted in murder-for-hire plot, found dead. Cops say death not suspicious   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 31
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deepyell [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 01:35:01 PM  
A dead Hoar? Round up Jack the Ripper!

 
BadGurl404 [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 02:41:34 PM  
Is the "Florida" tag on Spring Break?

Depending on what comes back in the toxicology, I'd be taking a hard look at the pals of the hubby that tried to sub out the job the last two times and if they'd been hanging around.

 
Finnley Wren 2007-03-11 04:06:42 PM  
but authorities have not labeled her death suspicious

and ask in heavily accented English if that is your dog.

 
Nakito 2007-03-11 05:17:15 PM  
Even conspirators are mortal.

 
BlueWiz7 2007-03-11 05:18:19 PM  
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jmr61 2007-03-11 05:18:44 PM  
Hoar, slut, what's the dif?

 
NickBush24 [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 05:19:57 PM  
Is the "Florida" tag on Spring Break?

Beat me to it >.

 
Hugh_Janus 2007-03-11 05:22:25 PM  
Daughtry?

Lets start over, I'll do it right this time around

 
Thenixon 2007-03-11 05:23:00 PM  
so, this time he hired the authorities?

 
FawnLiebowitz 2007-03-11 05:25:46 PM  
That's hoarible.

 
DrunkenApostle 2007-03-11 05:26:00 PM  
In once case, Marcia Hoar posed as a corpse in a pool of blood to convince her husband the hit was carried out.

That's ridiculous. And the "once" is in TFA.

 
aspAddict 2007-03-11 05:26:09 PM  
There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
Said he, "I must admit
She does smell a bit,
But look at the money I save."

/Got nuthin' else, sadly...

 
Nathan Farr 2007-03-11 05:27:32 PM  
He was already doing 45 years for hiring hitmen the first two times, I guess he had nothing to lose by carrying it out to the end.

 
simpsonfan 2007-03-11 05:27:59 PM  
He tried twice, both 'hitmen' were really working for cops. If at first you don't succeed...Third time's the charm. Then again with cops this stupid, it was only a matter of time she would die 'not suspicious' style.

 
kilgorn 2007-03-11 05:28:32 PM  
If at first you do not succeed, try....try...

 
Pribar [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 05:29:21 PM  
"If you sit by the river long enough eventually the body of your enemy will float by" but a decent assassin can shorten your wait.

 
nesler [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 05:43:25 PM  
Hoar?

ffmedia.ign.com

 
heavymetal [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 05:45:02 PM  
www.lacoctelera.com
Wanted for questioning.

 
El_Smacko 2007-03-11 05:52:41 PM  
If the husband got busted and sentenced the first time, how in the hell did he get another opportunity to try?

Meh, I guess hiring hitmen insine prison is easier then it sounds.

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 06:03:16 PM  
www.cardsquad.com
That's some pretty good police work there Lou.

 
daffy 2007-03-11 06:10:16 PM  
Third times the charm?

 
The_Philosopher_King 2007-03-11 06:34:10 PM  
Sounds like somebody's check cleared.

 
p_marvel 2007-03-11 07:00:16 PM  
There was a guy here in Cleveland - I think his name was mike Dudah or some such thing - who tried to hire a hit on a judge from jail. The kicker is he wrote a check to the would-be assasin.

Wonder what you put on the "Memo" line for that?

 
Buckeye in MI 2007-03-11 07:03:57 PM  
Move along, nothing to see here

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Holy_Juan 2007-03-11 07:08:54 PM  
What island does the Hoar family come from?

 
Lambeau 2007-03-11 07:23:25 PM  
p_marvel

There was a guy here in Cleveland - I think his name was mike Dudah or some such thing - who tried to hire a hit on a judge from jail. The kicker is he wrote a check to the would-be assasin.

Wonder what you put on the "Memo" line for that?


Tax-Free Donation to the Cappahoe tribe?

 
thepostess [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 09:37:37 PM  
Florida strikes again.

 
cybereal 2007-03-11 11:03:48 PM  
Once...
Twice...
Three times a dead wooooman

 
Mateorabi 2007-03-11 11:56:58 PM  
Am I the only one who is reminded of the 'hit' on the old lady in A Fish Called Wanda?

 
betelgeux 2007-03-12 09:57:01 AM  
Worst use of FLORIDA TAG ever.

 
selfmedicating 2007-03-12 11:39:00 AM  
Try reading the article a little more carefully. It said they have not yet labeled it suspicious pending toxicology reports.

 
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