Well, I'm not convinced. I think someone has to reproduce the experiment to verify the results.

And I'm just the man to do it.

I know what makes things wetter.

Giggity.

Tell that to my wife...

Feel sexy all you want, but put that bag back on your head.

only if you cominum

Did they ask any rape victims?

Link not working for me.

What about when they cry afterwards? Is it a sexy cry? I think yes.

One F Jef
What about when they cry afterwards? Is it a sexy cry? I think yes.

Only if their parents don't come into the conversation.

Also, if people feel sexier after sex, then why do so many people get up & take a shower afterwards?

/helping the ladies feel sexier since the late 80s

Do you smoke after sex?

I would be happy to tell my fiance how s... zzzzzzzz

I'd hit it!

Does fapping to internet porn make the jpegs feel any sexier? I've been wanting to know.

Wow who knew that alcohol and sex had so much in common.

And still no cure for cancer. But it is sexier.

aaarkieboy

"I don't know! I never checked!"

Ba Dum BA!

btw what happened to the link about Richard Jeni?
You'll be missed MR Jeni.

tokyogirl79: One F Jef
What about when they cry afterwards? Is it a sexy cry? I think yes.

Only if their parents don't come into the conversation.

Who's your daddy, tokyogirl79?

Why do I think that a bunch of PhD canidates were filling out a joke grant application. One submitted while drunk. Then their jaws dropped when it got approved.

Stage 2. Does the position of sex matter. Then oral v. anal. etc

Do priests want to alter pews afterwards?

Having sex increases the chances of women having orgasms?

You don't say...

Fossils and assumptions make evolutionists ejaculate intensly.

So that's why she has that smile on her face after a donkey punch

okay everyone, settle down. Here is a cold shower for you...

I wonder if really awkward, uncomfortable, wretchedly sober ugly sex counts....

2007-03-11 01:22:48 PM tokyogirl79 [TotalFark]
Also, if people feel sexier after sex, then why do so many people get up & take a shower afterwards?

Hey, showering together is very sexy.

Yes, and if you dare for some reason to make the woman feel not sexy, by for example trying to get to know her first, or *gasp* asking her out for dinner first instead of ass-rape on the first date, you are in the friend zone. Forever.

Ghastly: Hey, showering together is very sexy.

That's like the anti-matter of sexy. Spent, cold, wet, looking longingly at the water that only has room for one.

Also, if people feel sexier after sex, then why do so many people get up & take a shower afterwards?

Have much sweaty, sticky sex? Ghastly is correct on this one.


for example trying to get to know her first, or *gasp* asking her out for dinner first...

Bad personal experience or tentative trolling? It took me more than 6 months to court my girl by first becoming her friend. The sex alone during the past year made the effort worth it.

Quantum Apostrophe:
Yes, and if you dare for some reason to make the woman feel not sexy, by for example trying to get to know her first, or *gasp* asking her out for dinner first instead of ass-rape on the first date, you are in the friend zone. Forever.

Blah blah... there are many ways of making a woman feel desired on the first few dates... try "light flirting" or just "acting very interested in her and what she has to say". Also, being a bitter guy will not help endear you.

Ghastly:
2007-03-11 01:22:48 PM tokyogirl79 [TotalFark]
Also, if people feel sexier after sex, then why do so many people get up & take a shower afterwards?

Hey, showering together is very sexy.

Also, going to work/school/sunday-dinner-with-the-family smelling like sweat and cum isn't always such an appealing prospect.

Useless without pics.

Emerson999: That's like the anti-matter of sexy.

One hundred million Playboy pictorials disagree.

Quantum Apostrophe sounds like a "nice guy" who likes to piss and moan about never getting laid on the first date. Yeah, we always go home with that guy.

Also, going to work/school/sunday-dinner-with-the-family smelling like sweat and cum isn't always such an appealing prospect.


you're kidding, right? If not, that might explain some issues I've been having.

Next up:

Researchers release groundbreaking study that finds that men feel less sexy after having sex.

/stay tuned

You gonna feel sexy

Quantum Apostrophe

Pasting from another thread just like this one...


Get Therapy. Please.

Haha, this is like the second thread i've read where this neanderthal Quantum Apostrophe blames the ladies for rejecting his methods... dude, they're rejecting YOU. As for me I prefer the dinner date to the ass rape, but I'm not interested in either from a total misogynist dweeb like yourself.

Sexual activity boosts levels of the hormone in everyone -- men, women, gay or straight -- but in women it also fuels their desire for more sex, increases their chance of orgasm and heightens belief in their own sexiness.
ladies...

Want all of the feeling sexy without none of the highly testosteroned menfolks?

/bringing sexy back

cthu1hu

You been cracking me up for hours now :c )

bobbette

For real. I've been dumped and/or cheated on by assholes a lot, and even been stood up for dates, but if I wallowed in self-pity hating men then I never would have met my husband, who is sweet and genuinely nice, but also a real man - chivalrous, courageous, hard-working, and responsible - everything a lot of women want.

We don't want assholes, but in order to find a guy with any balls sometimes we err in that direction. Self-proclaimed "nice guys" are whiners. True nice guys know how to please a lady, and don't biatch about never getting any.

Quantum Apostrophe: Yes, and if you dare for some reason to make the woman feel not sexy, by for example trying to get to know her first, or *gasp* asking her out for dinner first instead of ass-rape on the first date, you are in the friend zone. Forever.

Yes, if all those damn biatches would just figure out that you're a "nice guy".

Maybe it's just that your bitterness towards women shines through loud and clear.

nummymuffincocobutter

Thank ya. I try my best.

Researchers release groundbreaking study that finds that women feel sexier after having sex.

Researchers add that men continue to roll over and fall asleep. Zzzzzzzzz

aaarkieboy:
Do you smoke after sex?

My wife used to smoke during sex, so I had to slow down and use a lubricant.

Quick1 : Yeah! How dare I be bitter after years of being rejected, abused, pushed away, thrown away, and exploited by women. Strangely enough, women are always there when they want something from me though. Computer's broken? Boyfriend's cheating? Need to copy my chem lab cuz she was too busy trying out new ass dildos with her boyfriend? Need money, the time, a smoke? They're there. Dinner? "Oh my god you're so cheesy, you drink wine, I'm just a baby, why are you so nice to me, I see you as a friend" etc...

Hey Quantum Apostorphe You missed a great thread yesterday about a new Holiday called "Get over it Day". I'm totally serious.

Quantum Apostrophe

It's as I feared...you think you're too nice for women to want to be with you. Man up and quit whining. We like *for real* nice guys, not doormats.

I dated a guy a lot like you, as far as what you described, and was as patient as I could be. But his whining about how he never got asked out at bars, always got dumped for an asshole, etc. really got on my nerves after awhile, so yeah, I dumped him. Whining is never sexy.

bobbette: Yeah, cuz you've met me, and you know what I'm all about. I've always been unlucky with women, somehow having this magical ability to draw the most psychotically unstable women to me.
nummymuffincocobutter: Name one time were you gave a shy guy a chance. We don't all pop 15 inch boners the minute you talk to us. We don't all want to rip off your clothes and bang you in the first 15 minutes. You claim that "men only think about sex" as if that's a bad thing, but when you meet a man that can't slam you against the wall the femtosecond he sees you, you somehow lose interest. Funny, that. Never mind my history, never mind what happened to me, if *you* don't "feel sexy" right away, you *leave*. It's that simple. And that's a direct quote from one of the psychotic coonts I've had the misfortune to cross in my life. Her ex used to beat her till the blood sprayed on the wall (she BOASTED of this), but with me, it was "why are you so nice to me and I don't feel sexy" and that was that. Buh bye.
But right, I'm misogynist because I want to take my time, but women who keep falling for the most base and vile male stereotypes are all very mentally healthy, I'm sure.
Jennifer, if you're out there, I hope you found exactly what you were looking for.

Quantum Apostrophe

Oh, and my husband is a true nice guy, and not a whiner. That's what most *mature* women go for. Yeah, that's another thing - try to date women with your new confident chivalrous self. The girls you seem to be dating sound like they have a lot of growing up to do. If you're young yourself, well, sorry about that. The dating scene will get better. Just find a woman with some maturity and confidence herself, and go into it like a man. You'll find someone, but it might take a lot of women, but hey, that's the fun of it, and the suckiness. Dating's rough. My advice is just to man up a bit and be yourself. We're not all harpies, I promise.

Quantum Apostrophe: Need to copy my chem lab cuz she was too busy trying out new ass dildos with her boyfriend?

Dude. Try
a) not lusting after women who're already in a relationship, and
b) buy and operate your own damn ass dildo instead of waiting for her to use it on you like she does on her boyfriend

Argh, jeez, dude. I'm trying to give you advice.

A shy guy? I farking MARRIED a shy guy, and I've always been attracted to them. Dude, I'll say this again - it sounds like you're trying to date little girls. Girls can be players too. You had some bad experiences - get over it. We all have, but it's what makes finding that one special one so... special.

Find someone with something going on in her life - a woman with some confidence - yeah, she might not be a blonde bimbo with fake tits but she'll still be good-looking I'm sure - and go into it with nothing to lose. Quitcher biatchin' and just date. You'll find someone you deserve eventually, and the better person you are about it, the better person you'll end up with. We like confident men.

Seriously, I've been around. Please try to take my advice. I know guys like you, and I'm trying to help.