Wow.. so that's where my brother ended up...

That's a special kind of stupid right there.

I know...let's blame it on the evil evil weed!

Appropriate usage of the dumbass tag.

That's a helluva way to test the abilities of your local police force there.

Wonder if he'll retain his anal integrigty in PMITA Prison?

Son, how many times have I told you...

You know, this sounds like something I might have done whne i was younger. Sweet, sweet unrecoverable youth...

I mean, think of the stories you'd tell!

CaptainBeer

You know, this sounds like something I might have done whne i was younger. Sweet, sweet unrecoverable youth...

I mean, think of the stories you'd tell!

Don't encourage them.

FTA: About 20 officers were involved in the search, but could find Craig.

Either they meant to say "but could not find Craig" and left out "not" or they meant to say that the cops eventually caught the guy and the sentence just reads awkwardly. Regardless, whoever wrote this needs a better editor.

Kome beat me to it. Damn you!

I'm hammered ... come get me

netweavr:

It would be one of those stories that would make you legendary. People would introduce you by saying "Wait till you hear what THIS guy did!" Like the old adage: A good drinking buddy will bail you out of jail. A GREAT drinking buddy will be in the cell with you saying "MAN, that was AWESOME!!"

He was on high on something alright, high on being stupid.

Or maybe he just wanted to see his name in the paper

That was a pretty cool story. I think in this case, ballsiness outweighs dumbassness.

There's a funny misspelling in that article.

-typo, actually

CaptainBeer

It would be one of those stories that would make you legendary. People would introduce you by saying "Wait till you hear what THIS guy did!" Like the old adage: A good drinking buddy will bail you out of jail. A GREAT drinking buddy will be in the cell with you saying "MAN, that was AWESOME!!"

Is being legendary worth spending a few years in jail? Losing your license? Being unable to find a job?

And legendary to whom?

I thought they didn't prosecute for weed in Denver...

Nyah nyah nyanya nyah!

netweavr

And legendary to whom?

I'd imagine CaptainBeer figures it would be legendary to someone with a sense of humor.

This takes "I did WHAT last night when I was blacked out?!" to a new level.

tonesskin:

We should meet and compare notes sometime.

I'd imagine CaptainBeer figures it would be legendary to someone with a sense of humor.

zzzzinnnngggg!

Please stay on the line for the next available 911 operator.

/your call is very important to us, please stay on the...

Oops, hate to interrupt. Has Richard Jeni been upgraded to alive? Anyone, anyone??

CaptainBeer

We should meet and compare notes sometime.

Is comparing notes worth wasting paper? Wasting bandwidth? Wasting printer ink?

And compare notes of whom?

Can you say "what the fark did I do last night?"



/thanks photobucket!

"The force can't do a decent job
The kids got no respect for the law today
(and blah blah blah)."

animosity4u Richard Jeni, and Generalissimo Francisco Franco, are, apparantly, still dead.

Hey, he may be really, really, REALLY stupid, but...

Gotta admit, the guy's got balls.

Winktologist , there's a difference between having them and teasing the trigger of a steel trap with them.

Yagottabechittinme
As is true in so SO many threads, your screenname says it all...

/nuthin.
//wow.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no

/he's just stupid
//needs to be beaten about he head and neckular area

here drink this: That's a special kind of stupid right there.

Hey, if you've got nothing pressing going on *shrugs*

Dad?

/obligatory

Correction...

Son?

/too young
//dad's 68 in June

Wow, just wow! I don't know which is funnier. The fact that he was that ________ (whatever he was) to have the balls to do that or the fact that it took 20 cops 2 hours for him to roll up on them.

I wonder if we're going to hear about some big heist that was taking place at the same time as these shenanigans were going on.

/marco

Pranking the cops is one thing, but driving down the wrong side of the street is just stoopid.

At least he didn't taunt the dynamite monkey.

That actually sounds like fun.

Driver: At least he didn't taunt the dynamite monkey.

I lost my tea on that one


HARRR

This is the DWI version of running on to a baseball field during the game. A momentary sense of invincibility followed by tackle and arrest.

"now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."

/too lazy to go find a picture of the French dude from Holy Grail

moosealope

Your father was a hamster, and your mother smells of elderberries!

Hero Tag anyone?

Yeeesh... Dennis the Menace sure had a bleak future, didn't he?

That's some good police work there, Lou.

What a dweeb

I agree...He's a Super-Dumbass
ergo....a Hero!