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"The hospital has a very sophisticated state-of-the-art security system, which is of course backed up with camera surveillance throughout the hospital," Stafford said.


that really helped

Such an entertaining headline; glad this was the one to get greenlighted. Hmmmm...TFer, I wonder?

Good news, regardless.

Texas has been around since 1845. I wouldn't exactly call it "newborn."
/glad she's okay

Mmmmmm, babies in cloves. And a little rosemary. On the smoker with you!!!!

I don't admire the baby, I'm jealous that in her fist four days of life, she's traveled more than I have the past 5 years. Can someone please kidnap me to the Bahamas? I don't even have a jaundice problem!

"The hospital has a very sophisticated state-of-the-art security system, which is of course backed up with camera surveillance throughout the hospital," Stafford said.

What he really meant to say was:

"The guy by the door is usually awake."

A recent article in Science questioned the accuracy of many ¹⁴C Clovis dates, so is this really a 'newborn' or a 30 year-old man +/-80 years?

Oh also:

well that's good

And without even RTF'ng, I'm betting it's a white baby girl.
\RTF's
\Yup, I win, gimme a dollar.

Great, now all the runaway babies will be hopping a Greyhound to New Mexico because they refuse to get born.

/where will the madness end?

I'm sure the hospital's billing system will somehow charge for delivering the baby twice to its mother. Just another way the US medical system screws over everyone.

Huh?

Damn I couldn't cross the street on my own until I was five.
This kid gets around.

Yeah, nucular option. Go get 'em! Them damn hospitals! if we put the screws to 'em, we can... umm... force them to close because they can't afford to stay open. And... um... that'd be good. because then we wouldn't be burdened by health care.

Shout Out to all you Farkers at Cannon Air Force Base.

SerpentSky to post obligatory babyhater post in 3...2...1...

I predict a lawsuit of epic proportions.

I'm pretty sure that's not a white baby...

Under no circumstances should the words "safe" and "in Clovis, New Mexico" be used in the same sentence.

second child found in Clovis recently very interesting

-Lucky they got him before they cut him up to be sold off like they did in that movie Parts: The Clovis horror...

/obcsure? I got ya obscure right here smart guy!

Is there a "point" in this story? Or at least some kind of Paleolithic reference?

TotallyFarkedDude: And without even RTF'ng, I'm betting it's a white baby girl.

That's not a white baby...

i saw the amber alert in san antonio and austin yesterday

i say to myself (quoting the alert sign),

red dodge p/u...
lubbock texas
kidnapped child
call police

i figured, with only a dozen or so red dodge pickups in all of texas

and not being sure the race age or even sex of the kiddnapped child

this system is only a hair short of foolproof

/also glad she's ok

wha? No Clevis pics yet?

/sad

You know, there's like 7 people in the country who really have a reason to care about this story, but I was thrilled to see that it needed a "Live, breaking news" conference on MSNBC a while ago.

Interesting that is pre-empted the 500th broadcast of their "Lockup" special on Susan Smith.

/would hit her

wow a bunch of assholes on here aren't there? If it was your son/daughter would be you be as sarcastic?

father of a 50 day old baby

TotallyFarkedDude


And without even RTF'ng, I'm betting it's a white baby girl.
\RTF's
\Yup, I win, gimme a dollar.

Nope. You're an idiot and wrong. The baby is black. And the kidnappers isn't an Attractive and Successful African American, she's the other word.

gimme back my bellyfruit!

sorry.

N*ggers aren't satisfied stealing TV's, they're stealing babies now.

Completely uncalled for, Cutty. People of all colors have been snatching babies since, well, forever. Get a life.

Wait wait wait, there's a NEW Mexico?!?!