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(CNN) Followup Newborn Texas baby kidnapped from hospital found safe in Clovis, New Mexico   (cnn.com) divider line 34
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Electric Blanket-Mobile 2007-03-11 11:06:45 AM  
/orange

 
95south 2007-03-11 11:07:10 AM  
"The hospital has a very sophisticated state-of-the-art security system, which is of course backed up with camera surveillance throughout the hospital," Stafford said.


that really helped

 
mmagdalene [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 11:08:20 AM  
Such an entertaining headline; glad this was the one to get greenlighted. Hmmmm...TFer, I wonder?

Good news, regardless.

 
saintwrathchild 2007-03-11 11:08:48 AM  
Texas has been around since 1845. I wouldn't exactly call it "newborn."
/glad she's okay

 
canusa 2007-03-11 11:09:45 AM  
Mmmmmm, babies in cloves. And a little rosemary. On the smoker with you!!!!

 
skinink 2007-03-11 11:12:08 AM  
I don't admire the baby, I'm jealous that in her fist four days of life, she's traveled more than I have the past 5 years. Can someone please kidnap me to the Bahamas? I don't even have a jaundice problem!

 
RapCat 2007-03-11 11:12:32 AM  
"The hospital has a very sophisticated state-of-the-art security system, which is of course backed up with camera surveillance throughout the hospital," Stafford said.

What he really meant to say was:

"The guy by the door is usually awake."

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 11:15:00 AM  
A recent article in Science questioned the accuracy of many 14C Clovis dates, so is this really a 'newborn' or a 30 year-old man +/-80 years?

 
RapCat 2007-03-11 11:15:36 AM  
Oh also:

i83.photobucket.com

 
nekom [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 11:15:42 AM  
well that's good

 
TotallyFarkedDude 2007-03-11 11:23:06 AM  
And without even RTF'ng, I'm betting it's a white baby girl.
\RTF's
\Yup, I win, gimme a dollar.

 
Nasti Asti 2007-03-11 11:29:28 AM  
Great, now all the runaway babies will be hopping a Greyhound to New Mexico because they refuse to get born.

/where will the madness end?

 
nucular_option 2007-03-11 11:32:35 AM  
I'm sure the hospital's billing system will somehow charge for delivering the baby twice to its mother. Just another way the US medical system screws over everyone.

 
Discordian36 2007-03-11 11:32:39 AM  
Huh?
www.austinchronicle.com

 
Dupa [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 11:34:54 AM  
Damn I couldn't cross the street on my own until I was five.
This kid gets around.

 
Staypuft_Mushmallow_Manz 2007-03-11 11:36:25 AM  
Yeah, nucular option. Go get 'em! Them damn hospitals! if we put the screws to 'em, we can... umm... force them to close because they can't afford to stay open. And... um... that'd be good. because then we wouldn't be burdened by health care.

 
StrikitRich 2007-03-11 11:40:11 AM  
Shout Out to all you Farkers at Cannon Air Force Base.

 
Cyanna 2007-03-11 11:42:21 AM  
SerpentSky to post obligatory babyhater post in 3...2...1...

 
Regnad Kcin 2007-03-11 11:51:12 AM  
I predict a lawsuit of epic proportions.

 
bonita_applebaum 2007-03-11 12:07:25 PM  
I'm pretty sure that's not a white baby...

 
morrabrod 2007-03-11 12:08:42 PM  
Under no circumstances should the words "safe" and "in Clovis, New Mexico" be used in the same sentence.

 
rjgarc 2007-03-11 12:22:17 PM  
second child found in Clovis recently very interesting

 
Amigajoe [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 12:22:47 PM  
-Lucky they got him before they cut him up to be sold off like they did in that movie Parts: The Clovis horror...

/obcsure? I got ya obscure right here smart guy!

 
methaz 2007-03-11 01:10:58 PM  
Is there a "point" in this story? Or at least some kind of Paleolithic reference?

 
Bildo [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 01:51:58 PM  
TotallyFarkedDude: And without even RTF'ng, I'm betting it's a white baby girl.

That's not a white baby...

 
Dave the Puller 2007-03-11 02:13:43 PM  
i saw the amber alert in san antonio and austin yesterday

i say to myself (quoting the alert sign),

red dodge p/u...
lubbock texas
kidnapped child
call police

i figured, with only a dozen or so red dodge pickups in all of texas

and not being sure the race age or even sex of the kiddnapped child

this system is only a hair short of foolproof

/also glad she's ok

 
Dalar [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 02:16:26 PM  
wha? No Clevis pics yet?

/sad

 
jmr61 2007-03-11 02:30:49 PM  
You know, there's like 7 people in the country who really have a reason to care about this story, but I was thrilled to see that it needed a "Live, breaking news" conference on MSNBC a while ago.

Interesting that is pre-empted the 500th broadcast of their "Lockup" special on Susan Smith.

/would hit her

 
MikeJB 2007-03-11 03:51:01 PM  
wow a bunch of assholes on here aren't there? If it was your son/daughter would be you be as sarcastic?

father of a 50 day old baby

 
captainover 2007-03-11 06:38:42 PM  
TotallyFarkedDude


And without even RTF'ng, I'm betting it's a white baby girl.
\RTF's
\Yup, I win, gimme a dollar.


Nope. You're an idiot and wrong. The baby is black. And the kidnappers isn't an Attractive and Successful African American, she's the other word.

 
corndesigns 2007-03-11 07:39:30 PM  
gimme back my bellyfruit!

sorry.

 
CuttySupreme 2007-03-11 09:46:12 PM  
N*ggers aren't satisfied stealing TV's, they're stealing babies now.

 
bonita_applebaum 2007-03-11 10:45:36 PM  
Completely uncalled for, Cutty. People of all colors have been snatching babies since, well, forever. Get a life.

 
RicosRoughnecks 2007-03-12 12:23:18 AM  
Wait wait wait, there's a NEW Mexico?!?!

 
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