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(BBC) Stupid British criminals find a sure fire method of avoiding jail. Don't turn up for the trial   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 20
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Mocke 2007-03-11 12:06:37 PM  
Man, I wish I would have thought of that.

 
RapCat 2007-03-11 12:09:25 PM  
That also works here in the US. Try it.

If you do though I must warn you:

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karasoth 2007-03-11 12:10:39 PM  
www.mustangmods.com

Don't show up for Trial

Brilliant

 
meshman 2007-03-11 12:10:39 PM  
You could arrest and jail them for a few months while awaiting a new trial but why bother when the current system saves so much time?

 
nobozo 2007-03-11 12:16:04 PM  
Dog the bounty hunter was going to help until he discovered that UK has no bail bond system.

 
lather 2007-03-11 12:22:12 PM  
And, should the defendant fail to appear a second time, we will send a strong letter earliest post.

 
kd1s 2007-03-11 12:29:00 PM  
So if someone fails to appear, isn't a warrant for arrest issued? Britain is one of the more surveilance happy nations in the world, followed closely by the U.S. and Japan, so you'd think it'd be really easy to nab the jumpers.

 
blazemongr 2007-03-11 12:29:11 PM  
Wait, they don't even make felons post bail to stay out of prison until the trial?

/confused

 
AuntNotAnt [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 12:37:19 PM  
"No, freedom, actually."

 
Frantic Freddie 2007-03-11 12:49:05 PM  
nobozo beat me to a Dog refence.

 
Frantic Freddie 2007-03-11 12:49:44 PM  
That's "reference"

Need more coffee...

 
Staypuft_Mushmallow_Manz 2007-03-11 01:02:38 PM  
angry "Yeah? well AMERICA is MORE STUPID!!!!eleven!1!" response in 5, 4, 3, 2...

 
berniex [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 01:11:44 PM  
No Bail system ?!? Wow, I had no idea.

Then again, that explains the "COPS" episode in Britain I saw. Most boring episode ever.

British Cops: " Hey you there, stop burglarizng that store. Right, c'mon then, get in the patrol car."

Burglar: "ok."

Every scene was like that.

 
Whitewabbit 2007-03-11 01:32:57 PM  
sorry there wasnt more shooting berniex. ill tell the police to start beating people if it would make you feel better.

my question is, what happens to these people who dont show? do they get arrested and remanded, or do they simply fall off the radar?

im betting that they dont get away with it.

 
farkeruk 2007-03-11 01:44:06 PM  
kd1s: So if someone fails to appear, isn't a warrant for arrest issued? Britain is one of the more surveilance happy nations in the world, followed closely by the U.S. and Japan, so you'd think it'd be really easy to nab the jumpers.

Yup. I'm pretty sure it counts as contempt. I'd expect the police to send an officer round to someone's home and track down the motherfarker like a dog for it.

But, you know, this surveillance is completely farking worthless. Just because you can find criminals means shiat if you don't get them to trial. Shoplifters get treated better than someone who's a day late with their tax return form.

 
farkeruk 2007-03-11 01:58:22 PM  
A multi-agency Home Office group has been set up, the Defendant Attendance Steering Group, to look into the problem.

Jesus H Farking Christ. A farking steering group. Who no doubt will produce a really stern report. That'll get them into court.

The answer is simple. Get cops knocking on doors, finding people then arresting them and putting them in jail for contempt. Oh, and before that - build some more farking jails.

The more that criminals get pwned for farking with people, the more they'll come to find an alternative.

 
jay_vee 2007-03-11 03:57:50 PM  
2007-03-11 01:44:06 PM farkeruk

kd1s:Britain is one of the more surveilance happy nations in the world, followed closely by the U.S. and Japan, so you'd think it'd be really easy to nab the jumpers.

But, you know, this surveillance is completely farking worthless. Just because you can find criminals means shiat if you don't get them to trial. Shoplifters get treated better than someone who's a day late with their tax return form.


This is where the American myth of the British surveilance system falls down. It's not some big government thing that can track people. It's mostly privately owned cameras in shops. Also, the police have town centre cameras in public places for deterrant use, and so there's footage to use to prosecute people.

There's no way of actually finding someone.

 
jay_vee 2007-03-11 03:59:00 PM  
errr - surveillance ... deterrent.

Knew I had those wrong.

 
Dragonsbreath 2007-03-11 06:27:38 PM  
Illegal Mexicans been doing that here for years.

 
sandm000 2007-03-11 08:50:56 PM  
berniex

what they really need to spice up UK COPS is more guns!

/Trolling is fun
//but not profitable
///RTFA and there was a sensible idea about bonding people out to await trial.

 
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