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LOL

HAH that was awesome.

This kind of story is the bedrock upon which Fark is built.

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They should have just iced his balls. Or made him submit a thread about it.

Hahaha that was funny!

gneeeee heee heeeeeee

-GROAN!-

That's got to hurt.

/Not like he needs wooden balls.

Relatively old story, but still funny- just like the original thread.

/anyone seen bigz2k lately, speaking of?

Snowbound: They should have just iced his balls

you sure do know a lot about ballz, ma'am.

From the "MS Paint Your Favorite Fark Thread" thread:

Bwahahahahaha! And here I thought it was a 1 in a million chance of that happening.

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im undr yr beechchair, snaggin yr balls

Why didn't he just scoot to the water and float in his ballsack chair until shrinkage occured?

/I'll be damned if I'm gonna call a lifeguard over to cut my deck chair in half because my boobs got stuck!

I lol'd.

OW, my balls!

PSA: After a night of drinking way too much, you may decide it's a good idea to get your "fireman" pierced. If you then decide to keep it once you've sobered up, never, ever, EVER sit naked in a plastic webbed deck chair. If you do, never, ever, EVER stand up quickly when someone spills a cold drink on your back.

You're welcome.

At least he didn't get splinters.

/OUCH!

George Costanza gains shrinkage appreciation.

CassiusAugusta: Why didn't he just scoot to the water and float in his ballsack chair until shrinkage occured?

/I'll be damned if I'm gonna call a lifeguard over to cut my deck chair in half because my boobs got stuck!

Those people put their lives on the line to save people... the least you could do is call one over to help you out in that situation.

ROFL this will make the rounds

mošnje zagonetka

closest approximation since i don't know the equivalent colloquial to "ballsack"

That's a great way to start my Sunday.

Wow....just wow.

Heyo!

/glad he bookmarked that thread
//shares it with friends
///laughs at the ballpinching

Wet Wicker Ware for $100, please.

give me a break, how contrived a story will people try to pass off as true? funny, tho.

That is what he gets for not following towel etiquette.

Good times, good times.

I bet his brain would slide right through.

No chance this is true.

The good ol' Ballsack Conundrum. That's part of the reason I came to Fark in the first place*.

Anyone have the link to the original thread?

/* - that, and being permanently banned from another website.

Maybe my balls are unique, but they don't shrink - they simply retract like a 777s landing gear.

CassiusAugusta, if your boob got stuck I would be more than happy to help lube it up to get it out.

HA!

A link to the original thread would be nice...

feels his pain

Matrix Flavored Wasabi

No, it really wouldn't.

flatface:

Yes...it would.

everyone go to the next image

Who has a link to the original thread? trying to convince a lurker to come out of the fark closet.

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2018473

bubbaprog: closest approximation since i don't know the equivalent colloquial to "ballsack"

Meat curtains?

Lol.... I still have that thread saved up.

Access Denied - This website is categorized as Erotica/Sex

Work would be great if it wouldn't interfere with all my goofing off.

Meat curtains?

No, the Croatian equivalent to "ballsack."

I wanna dip my balls in it.