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Eat More Possum [TotalFark] 2007-03-10 12:29:24 PM  
+1

 
ExJerseyGirl [TotalFark] 2007-03-10 12:34:39 PM  
LOL

 
TsuZi 2007-03-10 12:37:34 PM  
HAH that was awesome.

 
spacely_sprocket 2007-03-10 12:39:44 PM  
This kind of story is the bedrock upon which Fark is built.

/+1

 
Eric Draven [TotalFark] 2007-03-10 12:40:36 PM  
+1

 
Snowbound 2007-03-10 12:41:07 PM  
They should have just iced his balls. Or made him submit a thread about it.

 
farktimenow [TotalFark] 2007-03-10 12:42:04 PM  
Hahaha that was funny!

 
Tin Foil Milliner [TotalFark] 2007-03-10 12:49:23 PM  
gneeeee heee heeeeeee

 
NeverDrunk23 2007-03-10 12:49:50 PM  
-GROAN!-

That's got to hurt.

/Not like he needs wooden balls.

 
CPB 2007-03-10 01:08:12 PM  
Relatively old story, but still funny- just like the original thread.

/anyone seen bigz2k lately, speaking of?

 
Argh_Dammit [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-03-10 01:29:14 PM  
Snowbound: They should have just iced his balls

you sure do know a lot about ballz, ma'am.

 
skink 2007-03-10 02:37:39 PM  
From the "MS Paint Your Favorite Fark Thread" thread:

img408.imageshack.us

 
WolfinPHX 2007-03-11 08:47:33 AM  
Bwahahahahaha! And here I thought it was a 1 in a million chance of that happening.

/+1

 
gourmaundeth 2007-03-11 01:46:17 PM  
im undr yr beechchair, snaggin yr balls

 
CassiusAugusta 2007-03-11 01:46:31 PM  
Why didn't he just scoot to the water and float in his ballsack chair until shrinkage occured?

/I'll be damned if I'm gonna call a lifeguard over to cut my deck chair in half because my boobs got stuck!

 
lerxst2112 [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 01:46:40 PM  
I lol'd.

 
isamu1 2007-03-11 01:46:59 PM  
OW, my balls!

 
cltbuilder 2007-03-11 01:48:37 PM  
PSA: After a night of drinking way too much, you may decide it's a good idea to get your "fireman" pierced. If you then decide to keep it once you've sobered up, never, ever, EVER sit naked in a plastic webbed deck chair. If you do, never, ever, EVER stand up quickly when someone spills a cold drink on your back.

You're welcome.

 
baltimoreblonde 2007-03-11 01:48:55 PM  
At least he didn't get splinters.

/OUCH!

 
nobozo 2007-03-11 01:49:35 PM  
George Costanza gains shrinkage appreciation.

 
Hannahman 2007-03-11 01:50:32 PM  
CassiusAugusta: Why didn't he just scoot to the water and float in his ballsack chair until shrinkage occured?

/I'll be damned if I'm gonna call a lifeguard over to cut my deck chair in half because my boobs got stuck!


Those people put their lives on the line to save people... the least you could do is call one over to help you out in that situation.

 
thelunatick 2007-03-11 01:50:59 PM  
ROFL this will make the rounds

 
bubbaprog [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-03-11 01:52:03 PM  
mošnje zagonetka

closest approximation since i don't know the equivalent colloquial to "ballsack"

 
Timon of Athens 2007-03-11 01:52:45 PM  
That's a great way to start my Sunday.

 
LegacyDL 2007-03-11 01:53:43 PM  
Wow....just wow.

 
Ghostbox 2007-03-11 01:54:30 PM  
Heyo!

/glad he bookmarked that thread
//shares it with friends
///laughs at the ballpinching

 
Sun Tzu 2007-03-11 02:01:40 PM  
Wet Wicker Ware for $100, please.

 
SlothB77 2007-03-11 02:04:14 PM  
i9.photobucket.com

 
Christian Bale 2007-03-11 02:04:34 PM  
give me a break, how contrived a story will people try to pass off as true? funny, tho.

 
BuzKill 2007-03-11 02:13:28 PM  
That is what he gets for not following towel etiquette.

 
ckellingc 2007-03-11 02:23:21 PM  
Good times, good times.

 
One F Jef 2007-03-11 02:23:45 PM  
I bet his brain would slide right through.

 
jmr61 2007-03-11 02:35:41 PM  
No chance this is true.

 
kb7rky 2007-03-11 02:36:35 PM  
The good ol' Ballsack Conundrum. That's part of the reason I came to Fark in the first place*.

Anyone have the link to the original thread?

/* - that, and being permanently banned from another website.

 
Iron Felix 2007-03-11 02:44:02 PM  
Maybe my balls are unique, but they don't shrink - they simply retract like a 777s landing gear.

 
Mahatma Kane 2007-03-11 02:44:20 PM  
i123.photobucket.com

 
Hugh_Janus 2007-03-11 02:46:43 PM  
CassiusAugusta, if your boob got stuck I would be more than happy to help lube it up to get it out.

 
SeanDude 2007-03-11 02:48:48 PM  
HA!

 
Matrix Flavored Wasabi 2007-03-11 02:56:45 PM  
A link to the original thread would be nice...

 
FeeltheIllinoise [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-03-11 02:58:14 PM  
www.supanet.com

feels his pain

 
flatface 2007-03-11 03:01:38 PM  
Matrix Flavored Wasabi

No, it really wouldn't.

 
kb7rky 2007-03-11 03:03:36 PM  
flatface:

Yes...it would.

 
Fat-D 2007-03-11 03:07:04 PM  
everyone go to the next image

 
ksobby 2007-03-11 03:07:09 PM  
Who has a link to the original thread? trying to convince a lurker to come out of the fark closet.

 
PacersJAM3s 2007-03-11 03:08:06 PM  
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2018473

 
Radioactive Ass [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 03:08:19 PM  
bubbaprog: closest approximation since i don't know the equivalent colloquial to "ballsack"

Meat curtains?

 
kmramki [TotalFark] 2007-03-11 03:11:32 PM  
Lol.... I still have that thread saved up.

 
Stile4aly 2007-03-11 03:14:21 PM  
Access Denied - This website is categorized as Erotica/Sex

Work would be great if it wouldn't interfere with all my goofing off.

 
bubbaprog [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-03-11 03:17:49 PM  
Meat curtains?

No, the Croatian equivalent to "ballsack."

 
Horatio_Algernon 2007-03-11 03:19:04 PM  
I wanna dip my balls in it.

 
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