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(Fox News) NewsFlash Tornado hits an Alabama high school, eight confirmed dead   (myfoxmemphis.com) divider line 425
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bob_ross [TotalFark] 2007-03-01 04:59:18 PM  
FUNDS FUNDS FUNDS

 
Rev.K [TotalFark] 2007-03-01 05:01:45 PM  
Probably bulldozed too many schools and hospitals.

 
dj4aces [TotalFark] 2007-03-01 05:12:10 PM  
They weren't using it anyway.

 
DanThe1Man [TotalFark] 2007-03-01 05:27:37 PM  
Why does God hate the south?

 
Farked_In_The_Head 2007-03-01 05:41:04 PM  
If Anna/Brit/Paris weren't anywhere in the building, why was this greenlighted? Why do I care?

//sarcasm

 
PsyLord 2007-03-01 05:41:35 PM  
Was the high school composed of trailers?

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2007-03-01 05:42:07 PM  
Damn tornado was playing that Doom game too much.

 
Farked_In_The_Head 2007-03-01 05:42:28 PM  
DanThe1Man - Why does God hate the south?

Ya tryin' ta start a flamewar there, boy? Now squeal for me...

 
justafarkingchef 2007-03-01 05:42:32 PM  
That would have to be a pretty good size twister...

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2007-03-01 05:42:57 PM  
Enterprise, Alabama, eh?

I blame the Klingons.

/humor is my defense mechanism against grief.

 
Teucer 2007-03-01 05:43:02 PM  
FARK, land of the bigots.

 
Shirley Ujest 2007-03-01 05:43:03 PM  
God/Flying Spagetti Monster/Whatever is doing his/her/its Spring cleaning.


/aisle seat.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2007-03-01 05:43:08 PM  
Witnesses on the ground told Fox News that students are hurt and trapped inside Enterprise High School in southeast Alabama. One person said it looked like a bomb had struck.

Why don't they just beam themselves out?

 
MoldyLoaf 2007-03-01 05:43:09 PM  
They were confirmed developing?

 
milk_plus 2007-03-01 05:43:14 PM  
They shouldn't have gotten those portable classrooms (trailers). They've turned that school into a tornado magnet.

 
PowerSlacker 2007-03-01 05:43:16 PM  
I thought about making the trailer joke, figured it might be too soon to make the joke, then opened the thread and read PsyLord's post.
/behold

 
ToxicMunkee [TotalFark] 2007-03-01 05:43:21 PM  
GOD IS ANGRY. What did you guys do?!?!

/stuck in a snowstorm

 
Cosmic Crab 2007-03-01 05:44:10 PM  
Well that sucks.

 
Faethe 2007-03-01 05:44:33 PM  
This system is apparently coming to Orlando so watch the news, OK?

 
h to the 'ojo 2007-03-01 05:44:43 PM  
well are they dead or are they developing?

 
thenateman 2007-03-01 05:44:49 PM  
Those yutzes at Columbine killed 12 and injured 24. Frankly, I'd expect much more out of a tornado.

 
toonz 2007-03-01 05:44:57 PM  
must have been all the gay sex they were having...

lesbian sex mostly
hot teen cheerleader lesbian sex

...ummm


...be right back
...



...


...


...
hiya. I'm back
... don't look at me like that

/i think i just made a tornado hit a kitten farm
//slashies! the "S" is for "Sorry"

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2007-03-01 05:45:01 PM  
Walker:

Or at least raise their deflector shields!

 
wildcardjack 2007-03-01 05:45:04 PM  
Due to overcrowding, many schools are using portable class rooms adjacent to the main building.

Thats the real hazard with them, they are filed under "mobile homes" in the list of places to be hit by tornados.

 
DanThe1Man [TotalFark] 2007-03-01 05:45:07 PM  
This is news to me. Kids go to school in the south? Wow.

Farked_In_The_Head:
I'm trying.

 
lerxst2112 [TotalFark] 2007-03-01 05:45:12 PM  
Its on MSNBC and it had at the bottom, "Eyewitness:It was the biggest tornado she had ever seen."

More likely. "Gosh dang, dat dem big ternada, was dern de biggest one I ever seen. Went wooooo! Torn up that school purty darn good."

 
SretiCentV 2007-03-01 05:45:18 PM  
www.rumormillnews.com

never forget

 
superVsteve 2007-03-01 05:45:23 PM  
Also developing:

www.hollywoodjesus.com

 
enemigo_de_pepe 2007-03-01 05:45:29 PM  
Looked like a bomb, eh?

Throw nature on the axis of evil
... or ouposts of tyrany
... or whatever's in vogue with the youngsters in D.C. these days.

Or has that already been taken care of?

 
h to the 'ojo 2007-03-01 05:45:37 PM  
Faethe. No.

Orlando is destined to become a chocolate city. There is no room for white chocolate.

 
Shirley Ujest 2007-03-01 05:45:45 PM  
See what happens when you bring the 10 Commandments into the Public School system.

 
here drink this 2007-03-01 05:45:56 PM  
Enterprise, Alabama.


Been there, nice place. Kind of..

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2007-03-01 05:46:11 PM  
joeyco85: "Now who names there school Enterprise????"

Shatner?

 
h to the 'ojo 2007-03-01 05:46:14 PM  
Alert Boston!

We need a controlled detonation ASAP!

 
kb7rky 2007-03-01 05:46:14 PM  
Those phaser weren't set to stun...

/got nuthin'
//sad anyway

 
Comic Book Guy 2007-03-01 05:46:18 PM  
PowerSlacker: I thought about making the trailer joke, figured it might be too soon to make the joke, then opened the thread and read PsyLord's post.
/behold

You really must be new here to want to use tact like that.

 
Wombatzu 2007-03-01 05:46:36 PM  
800-yards across supposedly... that's a Category Big-un

 
Badafuco 2007-03-01 05:46:47 PM  
Guess the skies aren't always blue...

 
Faethe 2007-03-01 05:46:48 PM  
h to the 'ojo: Orlando is destined to become a chocolate city. There is no room for white chocolate.

i3.photobucket.com

 
StickyKleenexWad 2007-03-01 05:46:54 PM  
The state Emergency Management Agency says eight people are trapped after a storm inflicted heavy damage in Enterprise. EMA officials had earlier reported eight killed there.
Is it really confirmed?

 
Hannahman 2007-03-01 05:47:14 PM  
God hates his followers since they do not use the intelligence he has given them.

It's true. Make a list of the most devout places on the planet and there is a 90% chance of you not wanting to live there.

 
Ni! [TotalFark] 2007-03-01 05:47:15 PM  
Egads. I've got a slew of family right there. We just moved my great-grandma up here from there, too.

So I guess there's your answer. Now that Granny's not there the place isn't nearly as good. ;)

 
mylonitic 2007-03-01 05:47:15 PM  
i17.tinypic.com

Auntie Em, Auntie Em, it's a twister!

 
Vacation Bible School 2007-03-01 05:47:28 PM  
img408.imageshack.us
ZOMG!!! global warming!

/I cast magic missle!

 
southernbelladonna [TotalFark] 2007-03-01 05:47:51 PM  
Pic of the tornado. Sent to my SO by a friend who lives there.


i63.photobucket.com

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2007-03-01 05:47:55 PM  
I'm off to pray for Omarion...

 
Faethe 2007-03-01 05:48:04 PM  
StickyKleenexWad: Is it really confirmed?

I don't know. I got an ap newsflash on my phone about it just now. Says 8 confirmed dead.

 
Comic Book Guy 2007-03-01 05:48:28 PM  
Vacation Bible School: ZOMG!!! global warming!

/I cast magic missle!

I lol'd. Well done.

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2007-03-01 05:48:49 PM  
kb7rky, ALL HANDS, BRACE FOR IMPACT! Shields down to 20%!

I think I may be perpetrating a very distasteful TrekTrollfest.

/sorry

 
Dihnekis 2007-03-01 05:49:04 PM  
Faethe: This system is apparently coming to Orlando so watch the news, OK?

Oh damn, thanks for the heads up.

/UCF

 
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