Koalas... drunk college co-eds... same difference.

I hear koala meat tastes like cough drops.

Just what we need. More encouragement for the Furries.

hawt

PirateKing: I hear koala meat tastes like cough drops.

menthol or cherry?

Mom?

"One theory put forward by the researchers is that the females do it to attract males; another is that it is simply hormonal, or that it is a stress reliever."

That's just Koala Spring Break.

Tori Amos unavailable for comment.

NSFW?

elvisaintdead menthol or cherry?

Eucalyptus.

But do they go skinny dipping and shiat in stew pots?

* Cue the diggeridoo *

♫♪Bow-bow-chikka-chikka♫♪bow-bow-chikka-chikka♫♪bow-bow-woop-woop♫♪♫♪

That headline should not have turned me on.

/should it?
//koala = fap

Unless there are other Koalas complaining, it doesn't matter.

Hot!

One theory put forward by the researchers is that the females do it to attract males

Farking L.U.G. koalas.

useless with out pictures?

I support same sex marriages.

(As long as both koalas are hot)

Thread useless w/o pics

God Hates Dyke Koalas

That's not natural. Wwjdere's my chucking bible...

Dear Jerk: Unless there are other Koalas complaining, it doesn't matter.

It undermines all heterosexual koalas' relationships! Where TH have you been?

Is it time for a "bizarre" tag yet?

Giggity.

But... but my pastor said homosexuality was a lifestyle choice.

The bonobos are not impressed.
The New Mexico Whiptail, Western Whiptail, and Little Striped Whiptail lizards are a little impressed...

Eucalyptus cigarettes were fun in high school. Chick friend worked for/traveled with Vogue and would send them back. I didn't date her, but she was teh beautifulness.

I could always see the mellow in koalas' eyes, mon.

"On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole"

/chuckles...

*waits for the video*

Damn gay agenda. And the real lesbian koalas aren't the cute ones, so put away your childish lipstick lesbian koala fantasies derived from watching koala porn.

Your pastor is right. Nobody's arguing that there aren't hormonal reasons to be homosexual, only that there is as much a choice in acting on those tendencies as there is a choice in acting on dispositions to be overweight or be a serial killer (look up the red gene). Behavior isn't inherited, maybe your pastor thinks for himself. Animals eat the dead, does that mean it's good for some of us to do the same?

//I hear your friends jumped off the golden gate bridge.

I thought they only ate eucalyptus.

http://somethingpositive.net/sp01042002.shtml

Was there a girl named Monette around at the time?

Mugato
I thought they only ate eucalyptus.

You've never heard that joke? It's like the panda one, except instead of 'shoots', it's 'bush'.

Step 1: Experiment with Koala sex genes in humans.
Step 2: Watch said Koala'd human females make out with each other
Step 3: Haven't though much beyond step 2 yet...

andyfromfl

Animals eat the dead, does that mean it's good for some of us to do the same?

I tried eating live creatures once. Never again.

andyfromfl Your pastor is right. Nobody's arguing that there aren't hormonal reasons to be homosexual, only that there is as much a choice in acting on those tendencies

Yes, you always have the choice to repress normal biological urges. That always works so well, with no negative consequences for yourself, society at large, or any children within reach.

</rolleyes>

andyfromfl:

Eating live animals is kinda hard, they squirm and run away. :(

Arg! That will teach me not to read all the comments God-is-a-Taco.

I came here to make a humorous comment about the "lesbian encounters twice as long as heterosexual encounters" bit in the article, but I have to say andyfromfl, WTF?

I don't think being gay is the same as being a serial killer or eating dead people. There is a major difference between a predisposition to violence and not being attracted to the opposite sex. You're right, homosexuals COULD choose not to act on their attraction to the same sex and thus live lives of celibacy or unsatisfying sexual encounters with people they aren't attracted to. I suppose that would be "good" for them, in your eyes. I'll never understand why some people have such an issue with this. It doesn't hurt anyone for someone to be happy with a member of the same sex.

Though, to be sure, this article really has nothing to do with human sexuality as animals engage in homosexual behavior for various reasons that have nothing to do with sexual preference, but I felt the above needed to be said.

Yet another reason to visit Australia some day

andyfromfl

Your troll fu is pretty strong, but you come off as too intelligent. I give it a 7 out of 10. Keep practicing.

They only do it to confuse the scientists - The'yre like: Hey Mabel, let's have lesbo sex & watch the humans get confused.

TTIUWOP of hot koala action. Or, in the alternative, hot co-ed action.

I agree with Kome, the Bonobos are most certainly not impressed.
/three cheers for our "free love" cousins!

I wish I was a koala...

I'll guess it's from the stress of captivity. And then I'll guess that cube dwelling is the same stressor.

Yes, I blame modern worklife for the rise of homosexuality. Now, if we can only find a way to legally limit it to folks that are attractive and love being on camera, the entire world could benefit.

andyfromfl: Behavior isn't inherited, maybe your pastor thinks for himself.

O RLY?