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(nzherald) PSA Female koalas indulge in lesbian "sex sessions", rejecting male suitors and attempting to mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line 143
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SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2007-02-25 05:09:49 PM  
Koalas... drunk college co-eds... same difference.

 
PirateKing 2007-02-25 05:15:35 PM  
I hear koala meat tastes like cough drops.

 
thamike 2007-02-25 05:20:32 PM  
Just what we need. More encouragement for the Furries.

 
goeniegoegoe 2007-02-25 05:20:44 PM  
hawt

 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2007-02-25 05:35:58 PM  
PirateKing: I hear koala meat tastes like cough drops.

menthol or cherry?

 
mwsku83 2007-02-25 06:11:11 PM  
Mom?

 
Rain-Monkey [TotalFark] 2007-02-25 06:13:12 PM  
"One theory put forward by the researchers is that the females do it to attract males; another is that it is simply hormonal, or that it is a stress reliever."

That's just Koala Spring Break.

 
FuzzplugJones 2007-02-25 06:14:57 PM  
Tori Amos unavailable for comment.

 
BrownManUPS 2007-02-25 06:32:06 PM  
NSFW?

 
alexanderplatz 2007-02-25 06:32:14 PM  
elvisaintdead menthol or cherry?

Eucalyptus.

 
MC_Cameltoe 2007-02-25 06:47:07 PM  
But do they go skinny dipping and shiat in stew pots?

 
RocketRod [TotalFark] 2007-02-25 06:59:26 PM  
* Cue the diggeridoo *

♫♪Bow-bow-chikka-chikka♫♪bow-bow-chikka-chikka♫♪bow-bow-woop-woop♫♪♫♪

 
mike_d85 2007-02-25 07:01:50 PM  
That headline should not have turned me on.

/should it?
//koala = fap

 
Dear Jerk 2007-02-25 07:02:49 PM  
Unless there are other Koalas complaining, it doesn't matter.

 
DrumCorpsAlum 2007-02-25 07:03:36 PM  
Hot!

 
wyltoknow [TotalFark] 2007-02-25 07:04:13 PM  
One theory put forward by the researchers is that the females do it to attract males

Farking L.U.G. koalas.

 
thesubliminalman 2007-02-25 07:05:05 PM  
useless with out pictures?

 
EJ 2007-02-25 07:05:08 PM  
I support same sex marriages.

(As long as both koalas are hot)

 
idsfa 2007-02-25 07:05:43 PM  
Thread useless w/o pics

 
lostcat 2007-02-25 07:06:25 PM  
God Hates Dyke Koalas

 
OriginalReaper 2007-02-25 07:06:40 PM  
That's not natural. Wwjdere's my chucking bible...

 
FarkmeBlind 2007-02-25 07:07:48 PM  
Dear Jerk: Unless there are other Koalas complaining, it doesn't matter.

It undermines all heterosexual koalas' relationships! Where TH have you been?

 
Purple Hayes 2007-02-25 07:07:57 PM  
Is it time for a "bizarre" tag yet?

 
12inpianist 2007-02-25 07:10:12 PM  
i83.photobucket.com

Giggity.

 
Man On Pink Corner [TotalFark] 2007-02-25 07:10:14 PM  
But... but my pastor said homosexuality was a lifestyle choice.

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2007-02-25 07:11:24 PM  
The bonobos are not impressed.
The New Mexico Whiptail, Western Whiptail, and Little Striped Whiptail lizards are a little impressed...

 
chaddsfarkprefect 2007-02-25 07:11:36 PM  
Eucalyptus cigarettes were fun in high school. Chick friend worked for/traveled with Vogue and would send them back. I didn't date her, but she was teh beautifulness.

I could always see the mellow in koalas' eyes, mon.

 
ghoti_food 2007-02-25 07:12:01 PM  
"On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole"

/chuckles...

 
Hootus 2007-02-25 07:12:45 PM  
*waits for the video*

 
we_hates [TotalFark] 2007-02-25 07:13:21 PM  
Damn gay agenda. And the real lesbian koalas aren't the cute ones, so put away your childish lipstick lesbian koala fantasies derived from watching koala porn.

 
andyfromfl 2007-02-25 07:14:44 PM  
Your pastor is right. Nobody's arguing that there aren't hormonal reasons to be homosexual, only that there is as much a choice in acting on those tendencies as there is a choice in acting on dispositions to be overweight or be a serial killer (look up the red gene). Behavior isn't inherited, maybe your pastor thinks for himself. Animals eat the dead, does that mean it's good for some of us to do the same?

//I hear your friends jumped off the golden gate bridge.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2007-02-25 07:15:20 PM  
I thought they only ate eucalyptus.

 
The Damned 2007-02-25 07:16:29 PM  
http://somethingpositive.net/sp01042002.shtml

Was there a girl named Monette around at the time?

 
mrwombat 2007-02-25 07:19:10 PM  
Mugato
I thought they only ate eucalyptus.

You've never heard that joke? It's like the panda one, except instead of 'shoots', it's 'bush'.

 
locater16 2007-02-25 07:20:09 PM  
Step 1: Experiment with Koala sex genes in humans.
Step 2: Watch said Koala'd human females make out with each other
Step 3: Haven't though much beyond step 2 yet...

 
God-is-a-Taco 2007-02-25 07:23:56 PM  
andyfromfl

Animals eat the dead, does that mean it's good for some of us to do the same?

I tried eating live creatures once. Never again.

 
Man On Pink Corner [TotalFark] 2007-02-25 07:24:19 PM  
andyfromfl Your pastor is right. Nobody's arguing that there aren't hormonal reasons to be homosexual, only that there is as much a choice in acting on those tendencies

Yes, you always have the choice to repress normal biological urges. That always works so well, with no negative consequences for yourself, society at large, or any children within reach.

</rolleyes>

 
redbloodwyn 2007-02-25 07:24:59 PM  
andyfromfl:

Eating live animals is kinda hard, they squirm and run away. :(

 
redbloodwyn 2007-02-25 07:26:39 PM  
Arg! That will teach me not to read all the comments God-is-a-Taco.

 
tiamet4 2007-02-25 07:26:56 PM  
I came here to make a humorous comment about the "lesbian encounters twice as long as heterosexual encounters" bit in the article, but I have to say andyfromfl, WTF?

I don't think being gay is the same as being a serial killer or eating dead people. There is a major difference between a predisposition to violence and not being attracted to the opposite sex. You're right, homosexuals COULD choose not to act on their attraction to the same sex and thus live lives of celibacy or unsatisfying sexual encounters with people they aren't attracted to. I suppose that would be "good" for them, in your eyes. I'll never understand why some people have such an issue with this. It doesn't hurt anyone for someone to be happy with a member of the same sex.

Though, to be sure, this article really has nothing to do with human sexuality as animals engage in homosexual behavior for various reasons that have nothing to do with sexual preference, but I felt the above needed to be said.

 
NHmike 2007-02-25 07:27:40 PM  
Yet another reason to visit Australia some day

 
bajonista 2007-02-25 07:27:46 PM  
andyfromfl

Your troll fu is pretty strong, but you come off as too intelligent. I give it a 7 out of 10. Keep practicing.

 
B A [TotalFark] 2007-02-25 07:28:48 PM  
They only do it to confuse the scientists - The'yre like: Hey Mabel, let's have lesbo sex & watch the humans get confused.

 
ChubbyTiger 2007-02-25 07:28:52 PM  
TTIUWOP of hot koala action. Or, in the alternative, hot co-ed action.

 
Hug-a-Beans 2007-02-25 07:29:24 PM  
img136.imageshack.us

 
Tiberius Gracchus 2007-02-25 07:29:44 PM  
I agree with Kome, the Bonobos are most certainly not impressed.
/three cheers for our "free love" cousins!

 
Hug-a-Beans 2007-02-25 07:32:48 PM  
img519.imageshack.us

 
pagan_punjabi 2007-02-25 07:33:01 PM  
I wish I was a koala...

 
Stormneedle [TotalFark] 2007-02-25 07:36:26 PM  
I'll guess it's from the stress of captivity. And then I'll guess that cube dwelling is the same stressor.

Yes, I blame modern worklife for the rise of homosexuality. Now, if we can only find a way to legally limit it to folks that are attractive and love being on camera, the entire world could benefit.

 
ceejayoz 2007-02-25 07:38:04 PM  
andyfromfl: Behavior isn't inherited, maybe your pastor thinks for himself.

O RLY?

 
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