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(Guardian.com) Stupid Hollywoods next big idea... A rollerskating vampire traffic cop   (observer.guardian.co.uk) divider line 12
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Techhell [TotalFark] 2007-02-25 11:12:41 AM  
boobies? pwease? you can't have a vampire rollarskating cop without boobies. lots of boobies. a naked rollarskating vampire cop?

 
Hugh_Janus 2007-02-25 11:28:04 AM  
Stupid? maybe the submitter is stupid.

 
haplo53 2007-02-25 11:40:10 AM  
a ghost who wins the lottery?

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2007-02-25 11:44:48 AM  
Well, at least it's original. It sounds like a Mad Libs but it's original.

 
Jellee Bean 2007-02-25 11:57:33 AM  
i didn't read the article, but, when i saw the headline, Alyssa Milano, and Angelina Jolie flashed through my head as the character.

/strange
//couldn't picture it bein a guy
///slashies on skates??

 
theeagle 2007-02-25 12:26:10 PM  
submitter: A rollerskating vampire traffic cop

Seen him the other day in town..Tries to act all ghey like, skating around. And then BAM ,hits you with a ticket for not turning on your turn signal soon enough...Then tries to suck as much money out of your wallet as possible..

 
SockMonkeyHolocaust 2007-02-25 12:27:12 PM  
If this was Joss Whedon's idea, the main character would be a lawyer.

 
simpsonfan 2007-02-25 01:44:49 PM  
I would watch it if his buddy was a talking pie.

 
Rachelingua 2007-02-25 01:45:57 PM  
At least it's not a remake or an update of a 70s television show.

Unless they make Space:1999.

 
Leishu [TotalFark] 2007-02-25 01:47:30 PM  
Errr...

1: Apostrophe: Love it and use it.

2: TV =/= Hollywood.

 
galactus5000 2007-02-25 03:36:12 PM  
You can't lose the talking pie. The pie is the heart.

 
Whatthefark 2007-02-25 08:02:08 PM  
Springer had rollerskating vampire traffic cops (and the women who love them but are afraid to kiss them) on last month.

 
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