Headline = +1

/going to hell for laughing at that

He still alive?

Submitter, you magnificent bastard.

Someone making a reference to A'isha and Michael Jackson's "young tastes" in 5... 4... 3...

elchip: Someone making a reference to A'isha and Michael Jackson's "young tastes" in 5... 4... 3...

Hey! Of course Jack-o is converting to Islam. Didn't Mohammad have sex with minors too?



/Okay, that's out of the way.

How do people just up and change religions like that? Do they just have a dartboard with all the Gods on it?

Yay, Michael Jihad Jackson!

there's no room in Islam for crazy people!

LyleDAL: Hey! Of course Jack-o is converting to Islam. Didn't Mohammad have sex with minors too?


The only thing that bugs me about that is that his first wife was like 50. He was into the older women. Usually pedophiles are all about the young'uns. Plus, pedophilia may have been OK in Greece, but not in Arabia. The book the Aisha thing comes from is NOT the Koran, so only the real hardcore type believe its every word.

But who knows. The guy was a violent nutjob like many of his followers. Pedophilia is the least of his crimes.

LyleDAL: Hey! Of course Jack-o is converting to Islam. Didn't Mohammad have sex with minors too?

Wasn't Mary like 13 when she received the Holy Load?

How do people just up and change religions like that? Do they just have a dartboard with all the Gods on it?

Exactly. My velcro dart just landed on Apollo's forehead, so I am now required to spend my spare time in devotion on the beach.

Even if ol Mikey hasn't really been on the good side of the spotlight for the past... uh, nearly two decades... his old music still rocks. A friend of mine held an 80s themed party last night and MJ stood out amongst the best.

/Thriller! Thriller night! And noones gonna save you from the beast about to strike!
//Wanna be startin somethin?

Michael Jackson wants Islam. Does Islam want Michael Jackson?

Dammit. I had my money on $cientology.

He's going to be wearing a rhinestone bow tie, isn't he?

That crazy white woman will do anything to get attention.

Assimilate This
Michael Jackson wants Islam. Does Islam want Michael Jackson?

Mulsum boys need to be molested too

hahaha

I don't get it

Even Jackson can't be that wacko.

Will he be serving kids "Mohammad juice" now?

Welcome brother Mohammad Bin Jackson Bin Pedophile!!1

And he will now greet people with "a SHA-MON! alaikum."

I don't get it either

72 virgins........ minus 3

weak headline

Jermaine Jackson --Michael and I and the word of God, we could do so much."


uh riiiight.

+1 to subby on that headline, even though I had to wait for Shiksababy's expert translation.

This had the capability of being the funniest thread EVER if only it had landed on the main page.

/"a SHA-MON! alaikum." BKITU...I woke my wife up to share that funny shait!
//didn't go well

I was going to make a joke about MJ being a better fit for the Catholic clergy, but that would have been lame.

They can have him

I'd like to see him or any other member of the "nation of Islam" try to survive a day in Baghdad.

AH

I knew about the virgins, I just didn't know the exact number.


Clever now.

just what Islam needs

Oh, for the love of God... We don't want him, can't you please keep him?

DO NOT WANT!! TAKE HIM BACK JEHOVAH!

What, no Jesus Juice reference's yet? Seeing as how Islam forbids the drinking of fermented fruits or wheat, how is he gonna score now?

/Aisle seat please, I get quesy.
//Laughing all the way down.