why not? it's already reached our pants..

I guess we can never get too much of this story.
/A little off topic. In light of other celebrity's problems I take back all the bad things I said about Christina.

Awww whooo's a witto whore? Wook at the cute witto whore!

I for one say thank God.

We never heard it cumming...

follow up thread (after the song hits the tubez):

You remember song about oral sex christina aguilera recorded that wasn't supposed to make it to our ears. she was right... bypassed submitter's ears and went straight to his wang.

That blows.

Bitorrent --> You Tube "tribute" made by some lonely fan --> Farkers fapping to it on web cam --> bitorrent..

Circle of life.

I used to have a girlfriend about her size (almost 20 years ago) and the sex was terrible. I could feel her pelvic bone as I was trying to slam it in there.

No 110 pound girls for me, thanks.

Yeah...same song as was reported last week...or was that Mariah Carey's song? Ah...who gives a crap.

Promises promises...

How many times will this story get the greenlight?

until you enjoy it, dammit!

Will this song ever be found?

"But I play it when I have my friends over when we've had one too many and start rolling around the floor with each other."

Video documentation needed.

Haha, Eric just brought me that issue of Maxim....I was reading it this morning, in fact. She actually came across as rather intelligent, but compared to Britney, ANYONE would look like a farking rocket scientist. Oh, and I predict that song WILL come out soon enough when she needs (or wants) some more publicity. I don't know if I liked the pics too much...I miss the old "Dirrrty" whore Xtina. This whole 40's glamour/wannabe Marilyn Monroe thing has been done to DEATH. It's getting really old, and boring :(

says it will never reach the public's ears


Uh huh...famous last words.

I heard Christina will relaese the song if it gets greenlitted on fark.com 100 times..... Only 4 more times and the music is ours!!!!

Of course we can only what's going on in that studio, but it's not hard to guess what tape will be made public (by accident of course) by a future ex boyfriend or such.

Umm... if you're going to write a gossip column about celebs, shouldn't you know that they're Married? As odd as this may sound, I honestly think Christina and her husband will last longer than the average celeb marriage. And judging by her kink factor, she probably does have a lot of videos of her farking said husband.

The UNLIKELY tag got robbed on this one.

i find her so hot and sexy. something so cool about her in such a naughty way

She may never release "F*ck You, Suck You," but the lyrics of "Nasty Naughty Boy" (track 4 on disc 2 of "Back to Basics") raise an eyebrow. Yowza!

come here big boy
ahh, mmmhmm, yeah

you've been a bad bad boy
i'm gonna take my time, so enjoy
there's no need to feel no shame
relax and sip upon my champagne
'cause i wanna give you a little taste
of the sugar below my waist, you nasty boy

i'll give you some oh-la-la
voulez vous coucher avec moi?
i got you breaking into a sweat
got you hot, bothered, and wet
you nasty boy

nasty naughty boy

oh baby for all it's worth
i swear i'll be the first to blow your mind
now if you're ready, come and get me
i'll give you that hot, sweet, sexy loving (loving)

hush now, don't say a word
i'm gonna give you what you deserve
now you better give me a little taste
put your icing on my cake
you nasty boy

oh no, oh there i go again
i need a spanking, 'cause i've been bad
so let my body do the talkin'
i'll slip you that hot, sweet, sexy loving

ohh ha!
come on daddy!
ohh ohh, ohh ohh oh yeah
oh yeaah oh, come on, sugar

i got you breaking into a sweat
got you hot, bothered, and wet
you nasty boy

nasty naughty boy
naughty boy

oh baby for all it's worth
i swear i'll be the first to blow your mind
now that you're ready, give it to me
just give me that hot, sweet, sexy loving

now give me a little spanking
ohh, ohh, is that all you've got?
come on now, don't play with me

oh give me that hot, sweet, nasty
boy don't you make me wait
now you better give me a little taste
put your icing on my cake
you nasty boy

mmmm

What's the big deal? Elvis did one, too...

More explicit than "Nasty, Naughty Boy"?

come here big boy
ahh, mmmhmm, yeah

you've been a bad bad boy
i'm gonna take my time, so enjoy
there's no need to feel no shame
relax and sip upon my champagne
'cause I wanna give you a little taste
of the sugar below my waist, you nasty boy

hush now, don't say a word
i'm gonna give you what you deserve
now you better give me a little taste
put your icing on my cake
you nasty boy

oh baby for all it's worth
I swear i'll be the first to blow your mind
now that you're ready, give it to me
just give me that hot, sweet, sexy loving

Okay, Walrus, it appears dirty minds think alike.

Last week called. They want their headline back.

/DUR!
/Third grade called, they want thir insult back?

Relax, don't do it, when you want to go to it

Dirrty Girl

Epsilon: No 110 pound girls for me, thanks.

Good, more for me. :)

I can't believe some of you people even KNOW her lyrics. What are you - little girls?


/Xtina = bad music

Hey, have you guys seen this:

come here big boy
ahh, mmmhmm, yeah

you've been a bad bad boy
i'm gonna take my time, so enjoy
there's no need to feel no shame
relax and sip upon my champagne
'cause I wanna give you a little taste
of the sugar below my waist, you nasty boy

hush now, don't say a word
i'm gonna give you what you deserve
now you better give me a little taste
put your icing on my cake
you nasty boy

oh baby for all it's worth
I swear i'll be the first to blow your mind
now that you're ready, give it to me
just give me that hot, sweet, sexy loving

raiden23 I can't believe some of you people even KNOW her lyrics. What are you - little girls?

/Xtina = bad music

Always respected her pipes, but never liked her musicoontil "Back to Basics." It's a surprisingly great album, save the annoying (but thankfully minimal) use of a few incongruous audio drops in a song or two.

Why do we need it when we've got this (don't know if it's made the rounds yet)

come here big boy
ahh, mmmhmm, yeah

you've been a bad bad boy
i'm gonna take my time, so enjoy
there's no need to feel no shame
relax and sip upon my champagne
'cause I wanna give you a little taste
of the sugar below my waist, you nasty boy

hush now, don't say a word
i'm gonna give you what you deserve
now you better give me a little taste
put your icing on my cake
you nasty boy

oh baby for all it's worth
I swear i'll be the first to blow your mind
now that you're ready, give it to me
just give me that hot, sweet, sexy loving

You kno what, she's written some pretty dirty lyrics before, on songs that were actualy released. Check this bit out if you haven't seen it before:

ome here big boy
ahh, mmmhmm, yeah

you've been a bad bad boy
i'm gonna take my time, so enjoy
there's no need to feel no shame
relax and sip upon my champagne
'cause I wanna give you a little taste
of the sugar below my waist, you nasty boy

hush now, don't say a word
i'm gonna give you what you deserve
now you better give me a little taste
put your icing on my cake
you nasty boy

oh baby for all it's worth
I swear i'll be the first to blow your mind
now that you're ready, give it to me
just give me that hot, sweet, sexy loving

hush now, don't say a word
i'm gonna give you what you deserve
now you better give me a little taste
put your icing on my cake
you nasty boy

oh no, oh there i go again
i need a spanking, 'cause i've been bad
so let my body do the talkin'
i'll slip you that hot, sweet, sexy loving

ohh ha!
come on daddy!
ohh ohh, ohh ohh oh yeah
oh yeaah oh, come on, sugar

i got you breaking into a sweat
got you hot, bothered, and wet
you nasty boy

nasty naughty boy
naughty boy

oh baby for all it's worth
i swear i'll be the first to blow your mind
now that you're ready, give it to me
just give me that hot, sweet, sexy loving

now give me a little spanking
ohh, ohh, is that all you've got?
come on now, don't play with me

oh give me that hot, sweet, nasty
boy don't you make me wait
now you better give me a little taste
put your icing on my cake
you nasty boy

mmmm

Once more with feeling...


come here big boy
ahh, mmmhmm, yeah

you've been a bad bad boy
i'm gonna take my time, so enjoy
there's no need to feel no shame
relax and sip upon my champagne
'cause i wanna give you a little taste
of the sugar below my waist, you nasty boy

i'll give you some oh-la-la
voulez vous coucher avec moi?
i got you breaking into a sweat
got you hot, bothered, and wet
you nasty boy

nasty naughty boy

oh baby for all it's worth
i swear i'll be the first to blow your mind
now if you're ready, come and get me
i'll give you that hot, sweet, sexy loving (loving)

hush now, don't say a word
i'm gonna give you what you deserve
now you better give me a little taste
put your icing on my cake
you nasty boy

oh no, oh there i go again
i need a spanking, 'cause i've been bad
so let my body do the talkin'
i'll slip you that hot, sweet, sexy loving

ohh ha!
come on daddy!
ohh ohh, ohh ohh oh yeah
oh yeaah oh, come on, sugar

i got you breaking into a sweat
got you hot, bothered, and wet
you nasty boy

nasty naughty boy
naughty boy

oh baby for all it's worth
i swear i'll be the first to blow your mind
now that you're ready, give it to me
just give me that hot, sweet, sexy loving

now give me a little spanking
ohh, ohh, is that all you've got?
come on now, don't play with me

oh give me that hot, sweet, nasty
boy don't you make me wait
now you better give me a little taste
put your icing on my cake
you nasty boy

mmmm

blow me, you overwrought undertalented skankstress

100 Watt Walrus: Always respected her pipes, but never liked her music

Same here. The girl can sing with the best of them, unlike that no talent trailer trash skinhead from "Looz-eeanna".

this story was great. realy farking awesome.....

4 months ago.
this 100th incarnation. why?

The international version, for those who haven't heard of it at all:

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