Boo!



She's so hot that even gay dudes want to pet her sweater-puppies.

Angelina is pretty. Angelina is sexy.

Though no where near the 'est' in current time, much less history.

Assuming she actually existed, this girl wins.

Angelina is hardly the sexiest person - even in my neighborhood.

These idiotic farking polls need to account for the fact that they are subjective and only concern the single Moran that posts them.

Why does everyone seem to think that she's so hot? Not saying I wouldnt hit it, because I certainly would, but I hardly think she's one of the hottest women in the world.

What a pretentious claim. You know the author's just hoping she'll read it, be flattered, and bed him to show her appreciation. IT'S NOT GONNA WORK, JACKASS!

...But Angelina, if you're reading this, you're the sexiest women in 10 dimensions, including super-string theory.

Well, if youre a guy with lousy taste in women, sure....

but remember: No matter how attractive a woman is, somewhere is a guy sick of her shiat (in this case B.B.Thorton).

tdpatriots12 wins.

No lie, Angelina is pretty smoking, but still....


Not number 1.

Angelina; Elvis; Marilyn Monroe; Beyonce; Brad; Lara Croft; George Clooney; Kylie Minogue; Johnny Depp and Scarlett Johansson.

Lara Croft? What the fark is wrong with people?

I ask straight women what female they would sleep with...Number 1 answer always seems to be Angelina. That alone pushes her WAY up in my ratings.

I would do horrible, illegal things with that woman.

Boonpan Boonlert: I would do horrible, illegal things with that woman.

I say this about the woman that Bon_Scott posted.

O-VER-RA-TED!!! *clap, clap, clap-clap-clap* O-VER-RA-TED!!! *clap, clap, clap-clap-clap*

/Now, Scarlett Johansson, on the other hand... *fap, fap, fap-fap-fap*

Why does everyone seem to think that she's so hot? Not saying I wouldnt hit it, because I certainly would, but I hardly think she's one of the hottest women in the world.

Pretty much my words exactly.

Although I have to say I think she has one of the nicest racks I've seen.

Angelinas hands look like old people hands.

Zombie arms! That woman needs to eat a few dozen sandwiches. Her lips are hideously huge too.

Scarlett Johansson destroys her. Women should have curves, not corners.

Hmm. Both the Jolie and Johansson factions make such good points. I'll need more pictures to make up my mind.

would protest.

I'll agree that she has a striking appearance, but that is only because her lips are made with 100% pure waxed caterpillars.

Sexiest woman in history? No. I can think of at least two who were much sexier.



She's still gorgeous.

Monica is clearly the sexiest. Watch 'Malena' and you'll understand. Ange is shapeless compared to her. She also has ridiculously huge lips and a massive square head. Monica is smart, talented and effortlessly sexy.

Angelina was really really really hot about 10 years ago. Still hot today, but not as much.

And nowhere close to the sexiest ever.

Sorry Angelina

You have the appeal of a hot chick who puts out...but you're far from being "sexiest woman in the universe"

Got nothing on Audrey Hepburn...sexiest, with a touch more class



even in older age, she was still hawt

NOT THE HOTTEST or SEXIEST BUT....

PedanticSimpleton: Got nothing on Audrey Hepburn...sexiest, with a touch more class

QFT

Get all these women together without the benefit of stylists, designer clothes, glamour photographers and airbrushing, THEN vote!

Real womwn, not images.

^women

I'm so embarrassed...

Thank you, and goodnight.

/checks clock
//it's what time?
///man, i gotta get some sleep.

I'm not saying I think you're an idiot if you think Angelina is hot but she's never really done it for me. Sure, if I had the chance, of course I'd hit it. But whenever it comes down to listing off your top 10 fantasy girls, she never makes the cut for me.

I feel like a strange outsider. I swear I really don't find Scarlett Johansson attractive at all. I know I'm the weird one on this because everyone else seems to think differently. I'm pretty sure my taste in girls is relatively normal otherwise but for some reason, Scarlett doesn't do it for me... even the extremely sexy picture nintendofreak2 posted doesn't do it for me.

/I agree with whoever said Angelina was hot 10 years ago but now, not so much. It saddens me to say this, but it's true.

Ughhhhh. farking uneducated people have a memory recall of about 2 years maximum. Absolutely disgusting.

submitter: "sexiest woman in history of the world."

Jill Hennessy has my vote

Bon_Scott, inferiorcatwoman and izzyweee know what time it is. I'd hit it with an 8.3 on the Richter Scale.

Nice trolling work there, !

leftymcrighty: I feel like a strange outsider. I swear I really don't find Scarlett Johansson attractive at all. I know I'm the weird one on this because everyone else seems to think differently. I'm pretty sure my taste in girls is relatively normal otherwise but for some reason, Scarlett doesn't do it for me... even the extremely sexy picture nintendofreak2 posted doesn't do it for me.


I hear you. She's this year's cute kid with big boobs. Putting her next to a real woman like Monica Bellucci is laughable.

leftymcrighty, I thought I was the only one.

Scarlett Johanssen is a hideous goddamn albino.

PedanticSimpleton: Audrey Hepburn...sexiest, with a touch more class

One of my favorites. Beautiful woman.

Ann-Magaret FTW

BEA ARTHUR'S "O" FACE!!!! DO NOT WANT!

This is the first girl that ever made me speechless when i saw her in GQ about 15 years ago. I'll probably never get over it.

I don't know how to post pics.. but I'm suprised there are no salma hayek photos in this thread.

How about video from "dusk to dawn"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayACsykYOQ0

Certainly worth looking at, even now.

I agree with everyone posting ol-timey pictures of attractive women. There's definitely something to be said when a woman from back then can look just as good as a woman now, when the best that they could do to make you look better was adjust the lighting instead of photoshop the hell out of you.