Too bad Star Trek is way better!!

Oh Yeah? Well all I can say is Han shot first!

I suggest a new strategy: Let the Wookie read.

I can actually believe that someone made this. I actually found a Sailor Moon version of it a few months ago.

The saddest thing is that someone is probably making money off of this thing. And I cant find a job.

has a wretched stench

Not ready was I for this amount of nerddom.

/It's a trap!

Meh. Seen it before.

/nerd

I have now found Nerdvana, thank you!

nerddom I can dig...
mizike The SW v. ST flame wars are more fun on /.
/fwiw

omg yey!
:D :D
soo in love
ill add this to my star trek and battlestar wiki links :D

I find it hard to believe that with the level of Star Wars nerd-dom that's out there... some would be surprised that a person would make this.

/meh, seen worse.
//

Can any farker help me out with something.

Why exactly was the empire bad?

They don't really explain it in the original movies.

This has been around for years...

Rob4127: FARK.com: (1792104) Welcome to WOOKIEpedia. Please pass the Lumpy

Ya. It kinda hurts when one of my OLD greenlights gets re-newed.

Spoiler: Testing spoiler mode

This is old news.

If you're just finding out now, you suck.

Star Wars is a religion to some people. Head over to Stardestroyer.net and read some of the "vs" discussions. These people have invented their own little mythos -- it's like watching bible scholars argue, each has his own interpretation of the "scripture" and God forbid you disagree with them.

Someone with WAYYYYYY too much time on their hands...as is true with most webpages these days.

/I remember when webpages were drawn by hand!
//now, git offa mah lawn, ya damn whippersnapper!
///I'll beat ya with mah cane!

There's a 24 wikia, who's surprised by a Star Wars one?

Lucas damn near started a religion. I bet if he asked, some people would tithe.

Why do you think he releases new SW products every year?

/still buys many of them
//would gladly fill out "Jedi" under religious affiliation

OneBrightMonkey

Why exactly was the empire bad?

They don't really explain it in the original movies.

I guess the Empire was considered bad because it used its army to keep the other planets in line and basically told them what to do. Thats all I can figure. But an Empire that uses force to achieve peace cant be all that evil.

Do you see that, boys and girls? Another wiki to vandalize!

Oh JOY.

Star Wars is deader than Anna Nicole.

Looks like neener neener is jonesing for another Anna Nicole thread.

I gave her a send-off fap for now, it might be a while before any real news comes out of that story.

Star Trek sucks!

OneBrightMonkey: Why exactly was the empire bad?

High tax rate, and no representation in the law making body.

Independent George beat me to it.....

NEERRDDSSS!

eqtworld
Lucas damn near started a religion. I bet if he asked, some people would tithe.

His religion is written a whole lot better than the Adam/Eve...Noah...Abraham=Islam/Christianity/Joodiasm combo.

I've always wondered:

If "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" (released 1999) happened first in the story line; 32 years prior to "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope" (released 1977); then how is it perceived/explained by Star Wars fans how, (through better special fx/filmmaking techniques in Lucas' own actual future), everything in Phantom looks more "modern" than New Hope.

/A sentence longer not.

zvoidx

I've always wondered:

If "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" (released 1999) happened first in the story line; 32 years prior to "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope" (released 1977); then how is it perceived/explained by Star Wars fans how, (through better special fx/filmmaking techniques in Lucas' own actual future), everything in Phantom looks more "modern" than New Hope.

After the emperor took control he spent the entire empires fortune on Vaders get up and lifelike Johnson. Leaving no money to spend on upkeep of other equipment.

mac-a-du: His religion is written a whole lot better than the Adam/Eve...Noah...Abraham=Islam/Christianity/Joodiasm combo.

I'm pretty sure he just rewrote the Bible except set it on a spaceship.

deevo: mac-a-du: His religion is written a whole lot better than the Adam/Eve...Noah...Abraham=Islam/Christianity/Joodiasm combo.

I'm pretty sure he just rewrote the Bible except set it on a spaceship.


Yeah, I mean this is the guy who gave us JarJar and midichlorians for chrissake

This is really really REALLY old.

\Nerd
\\Star Wars Nerd

I actually read the Wookiepedia like last week for like a good 4 hours...it cleared up a LOT that I had in question to star wars (different books I've read...which isn't that many, loose ends). I feel better....and nerdier...time to go play some funk and rock on roll on my Les Paul so I feel less nerdy...

/white
//nerdy
///makes sandwiches with mayonnaise

"like last week for like a good 4 hours"

Can't you kids use English? It's not that difficult.

2007-02-11 05:37:48 PM OneBrightMonkey

Can any farker help me out with something.

Why exactly was the empire bad?

They don't really explain it in the original movies.

Dude, they were obviously a cross between communists and cowboys wearing black hats.

Need I say more???

for use in all future photoshop threads:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Gallery_of_Mon_Calamari_images

petdance

I can, and I usually do. I wrote that response in stream of consciousness....

Ok, I meant to say Star Wars is deader than Steve Irwin. He's deader than what's-her-boobs.

Too bad Star Trek is way better!!

In that case, here's the Star Trek equivalent.

StephenRules
If "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" (released 1999) happened first in the story line; 32 years prior to "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope" (released 1977); then how is it perceived/explained by Star Wars fans how, (through better special fx/filmmaking techniques in Lucas' own actual future), everything in Phantom looks more "modern" than New Hope.


Going for the "used" look as GL explained away before the Prequels. As a republic gradually turns to empire, more finances are embibed into the military funds. Little room left for social or civilian uses. Hence why things always broke down for Han and Chewie. Rising prices of inflation, coupled with a market that was military-centric prevented him from acquiring parts at a reasonable rate due to mark-up.

The look of the Rebellion also reflected the "hand-me-down", obsolete look as the Empire was gradually building better, and faster craft while the Rebellion had to scrape by on used parts.

Look at any of the previous empires that existed on Earth; Nazi-Germany, Soviet Union... the civilians got crap while the military benefitted from technologies to quell any chance of a civilian uprising easily.

I work in computer labs on my PSU campus. We maintain something called the "Wookiepedia" to keep up on what's happening in all of the 12 labs on campus.

WE DID IT FIRST! Go ITS Lab Consultants!

Someone has spent a lot of time on this, their girlfriends must be mad at all their time being used in...uh...oh....Never mind. Six movies, that Christmas TV movie thing. At least Star Trek has FIVE series, hundreds of episodes, and more movies, books.

wow, all my star wars needs on one website. how did i live before i knew about that?

2007-02-11 06:01:42 PM Kanemano


OneBrightMonkey: Why exactly was the empire bad?

High tax rate, and no representation in the law making body.

Heh...I live in DC, so I know the feeling.

/They find my lack of faith disturbing

SithLord

Sorry farker I'm still sticking with the to much spent on Vader's Johnson theory.

Fact: A lot of TV series are getting their own wikis.
Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek, 24...

This is old news...