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wegro [TotalFark] 2007-02-11 05:57:20 AM  
members.aol.com

Don Flamenco unavailable for comment

 
TemporarySanity 2007-02-11 06:03:02 AM  
vince valentine? i think that's his name.. the gunslinger from FFVII.

/i'd said birdo better be on this list, good on them
//but raphael should have been much higher... "en garde!"

 
TheAfterbirthTycoon 2007-02-11 06:20:08 AM  
man it was tough to jump on birdos eggs....

/ok only when i was young
//smb2 is that brother with the wierd face and the short left arm
///you love him
/V but damn

 
DrGunsforHands 2007-02-11 06:23:13 AM  
What about the couple in Banjo-Tooie that you have to rescue in the pirate/water area?

 
bearded clamorer 2007-02-11 06:52:54 AM  
They're hiding in the bushes!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/asshunter.html (p) NSFW?

 
Hugh_Janus 2007-02-11 07:11:53 AM  
Um, what made you go to gaygamers.net to begin with?

/thinks subby is teh gay

 
Leishu [TotalFark] 2007-02-11 08:00:19 AM  
Hmmm. It seems that this list gained a few items since it was last linked... on fark...

 
clifton [TotalFark] 2007-02-11 08:08:15 AM  
wegro froestu: Don Flamenco unavailable for comment

I came in here to say something similar. I mean, for Pete's sake, it's Don Flamenco!

 
wegro [TotalFark] 2007-02-11 08:18:25 AM  
clifton

tell me about it. he was really open about it too. He said something like "I look so good, you know you want to kiss me"

 
Smiths 2007-02-11 09:20:45 AM  
...gaygamer?

 
jso2897 2007-02-11 09:25:58 AM  
An entire website for gay gamers. Makes perfect sense, of course, and I ought to have anticipated it - but it's kind of cool that the internet can still surprise me. Wonder how large their base is, and what % gay/lesbian? It being gaming, I would guess that the fellas predominate.
I would have thought Lara Croft would have gotten a mention, if only for the large lesbian following she has.
/Ah, the internets.

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2007-02-11 09:30:34 AM  
Smiths: ...gaygamer?

Probably should be called a "gaymer."

 
Cracker_monkey_in_a_cage 2007-02-11 09:41:58 AM  
"Pierre and Gerard Magimel - Shadow Hearts: Covenant"

They're not gay they're French - its hard the tell the difference.

 
Cassata26 2007-02-11 10:01:47 AM  
ZANGIEF?

Me calls Horsedoody!

 
Spaztictacular 2007-02-11 10:02:21 AM  
www.tuttocartoni.com

This list makes Seymour sad

 
Bloody William 2007-02-11 10:15:43 AM  
This list fails because it doesn't have Link from Twilight Princess.

reviews.cnet.com

upload.wikimedia.org

I mean, seriously, why did Nintendo design Link to rip off the flaming gay cartoon character who was designed to be a ripoff of Link in the first place?

 
Jagerhunde 2007-02-11 10:39:51 AM  
Bloody William

Wait...Link is a boy!?

But...but...
internal.tbi.net

Say it ain't so!!

 
KalinP 2007-02-11 11:23:10 AM  
That one dude from Enchanted Arms isn't on that list?!?!?...most annoying RPG character, beside Gwendolyn from Dragon Warrior

 
FeedTheCollapse 2007-02-11 11:27:45 AM  
Cassata26: ZANGIEF?

Me calls Horsedoody!



Zangief is a total bear.

 
Broadcastdave [TotalFark] 2007-02-11 11:34:46 AM  
no list is complete with out this (pops)

 
Chris Barr 2007-02-11 11:38:54 AM  
Uh, he totally missed Flea from Crono Trigger. Even the characters in the game refered to him as a her, until he gets mad and tries to kick their ass.

 
mandrake 2007-02-11 11:54:42 AM  
TheAfterbirthTycoon

man it was tough to jump on birdos eggs....

Birdetta.

 
VonDozier 2007-02-11 12:17:59 PM  
This guy isn't on the list at all?

www.enchanted-arms.com

Makoto (マコト): Also a student at Enchant University, Makoto is another of Atsuma's and Toya's friends - and a flamboyant transvestite. Atsuma just sees him as a woman trapped in a man's body. Makoto has a major crush on Toya and is not afraid to show it.

/terrible game
//feels dirty for playing it

 
GavinTheAlmighty 2007-02-11 12:33:03 PM  
I consider to be something of an avid gamer myself, and I haven't heard of well over half of those games. Guess I'm not as avid as I thought.

/...gaygamer?

 
difrancopsycho 2007-02-11 12:33:52 PM  
flea was in the honorable mention

 
cpux 2007-02-11 12:59:06 PM  
Kinda surprised that Cloud & Sephiroth didn't get there on the merit of being the subjects of way too many slash fanfics on the internet.

 
IrishHammer 2007-02-11 01:00:47 PM  
Please. You only thought Raphael was gay if you couldn't defeat him. Now Voldo, THAT alien was a flammer.

 
Haggis 2007-02-11 01:19:09 PM  
I was only mildly amused, until I got to Zangeif. My sides still hurt from the laughter.

 
elminestrone 2007-02-11 02:00:51 PM  
No Raden from Metal Gear, he looks like Bowie from Labrynth

 
chrissytine7 2007-02-11 02:22:54 PM  
IrishHammer: Please. You only thought Raphael was gay if you couldn't defeat him. Now Voldo, THAT alien was a flammer.

Raphael may be gay, but I can kick ass with him! And Voldo, that nasty thigh-jiggly move always creeped me out.

 
Xarkuri 2007-02-11 03:01:25 PM  
needs more guilty gear.

 
Nightmaretony 2007-02-11 03:47:23 PM  
Ridiculous. They forgot Rasputin, the only fighting game character who can and WILL do a sexual move on the other players.

Behold..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoIRmV_FLXs

 
Gimme_a_brownie_dammit 2007-02-11 04:05:11 PM  
ok now I HAVE to play metal gear solid.

and Shadow Hearts: Covenant is awesome.

 
kb7rky 2007-02-11 04:25:38 PM  
Can I have back that 20 minutes I wasted reading that tripe?

They're just GAMES.

Get.
The.
Fark.
Over.
It.

 
jso2897 2007-02-11 06:14:07 PM  
"Can I have back that 20 minutes I wasted reading that tripe?

They're just GAMES.

Get.
The.
Fark.
Over.
It."

You know, you're no goddamn fun at all. This is why we can't have nice things.

 
Purity Of Essence 2007-02-11 06:25:00 PM  
Conspicuously absent:


Jimmy Hopkins from Bullworth Academy for Naughty, Naughty Boys
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Mario and the Enchanted Orgasmatron
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Peter Molyneux
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/These are magic words that Tingle's invented himself.
//Don't steal them!

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2007-02-11 06:30:25 PM  
I have to play some Duke Nukem and Tomb Raider to get teh anti-hiv.

 
Fursecution 2007-02-11 07:18:06 PM  

 
simpsonfan 2007-02-11 07:36:27 PM  
Tingle is gay? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 
maq0r 2007-02-11 09:01:52 PM  
What?

No Vega?

img201.imageshack.us

Disappointed.

 
n_carrvoigt 2007-02-11 10:25:13 PM  
I call shenanigans on Cho Aniki only being number 2.

 
Passive Aggressive Larry [TotalFark] 2007-02-11 10:38:50 PM  
tingle tingle kooloo-limpah!

 
devilsnight 2007-02-12 12:03:39 AM  
No Reks from Final Fantasy XII?

 
beefy_8 2007-02-12 12:26:21 AM  
VonDozier

This guy isn't on the list at all?

*pic of Makoto*


*SPOILER*

What's worse is that he comes back in disguise as one of the coolest characters in the game. About half way through I picked that it was Makoto, but damn...

 
mooseyfate 2007-02-12 09:01:30 AM  
I always figured Maxi was gayer than Raphael, personally. Atleast Raphael can justify himself by noting that he is Spanish, but Maxi's just gay. Just look at him! He's got that faggy Sigfried and Roy costume, Flock of Seagulls haircut, and the stylized tranny eyebrows. The only thing he's missing is a rainbow sash around his waist, but thank god it's just purple! C'mon, people.

 
A.D. 2007-02-12 01:07:38 PM  
mooseyfate

No, the gayest character from SC is raph. Maxi reminds me more of elvis than anything

I'm surprised that Lee (a.k.a. violet) from Tekken 5 didn't make it.

Seriously, when you beat the game with him his CG has him sitting at a pool in leisure attire with a bunch of muscular men in speedos walking around, not a single chick to be found. And to top it off he has Hehachi (a 60-something year old muscular boss) wearing nothing but a bowtie and a banana-hammoc serving him drinks...

 
runninutes 2007-02-12 01:47:49 PM  
I'm surprised that they got the character from Knights of the Old Republic, but not the pair (one male, one female) from Jade Empire...

 
darcsun 2007-02-12 01:52:50 PM  
All the guys from ENCHANTED ARMS. Worst game ever. I'm a lib, and even I would let a kid play this game. My wife was constantly walking in the room asking if she had really heard the game correct. I played this game to the end (thanks to the utter lack of 360 RPGS). Don't want to spoil the end... but lines include "I didn't know cross-dressing could be so macho" and the cut scenes include boy on boy action. And yes, they meant it in a very gay way.

 
soakitincider 2007-02-12 01:54:00 PM  
now I have a "gaygamer" URL in my history, that's gonna be nice

 
mooseyfate 2007-02-12 03:46:09 PM  
A.D.

Can't agree with that. I mean, I think they're both gay, but I always considered Maxi to be slightly gayer. And I have a feeling that Sophitia and Cassandra have a little incestous greek pita lapping in their past, if you understand the vernacular.

/Cass is my favorite by far
//Tai Chi chick gets a close second

 
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